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colleen
she may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts, kid
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Dr. Adrienne Keene Oct 6
Just a reminder: the system in what is currently known as the US isn’t “broken.” It was designed by male white supremacist slaveowners on stolen Indigenous land to protect their interests. It’s working as it was designed.
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colleen Oct 4
When ur dog crosses his lil dog feets
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maura quint Sep 28
I want to tell a story: Once in high school, I felt insecure, I put on a tight top too low cut and dark lipstick I didn't usually wear. I went to a party drank terrible wine coolers, too many of them. A man asked me if I wanted to leave, I slurred, said maybe. He said "maybe"?
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Sabrina the Thirtysomething Witch 🧙🏾‍♀️ Sep 25
“He‘s so young, is it really fair to ruin his whole life?” “He‘s so old, is it really fair to ruin his whole life?” CAN SOMEONE PLEASE IDENTIFY THE SPECIFIC 27-HOUR PERIOD OF TIME IN A CISGENDER MAN’S LIFE WHEN HE CAN BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS ACTIONS
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colleen Sep 26
Replying to @maritessheep
Psych on Amazon Prime is dumb and good.
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🚘CHRISTINE🚘 Sep 21
My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that.
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M. Mauly Batkiss 😘🦇 Aug 27
Depression commercials always talk about sadness but they never mention that sneaky symptom that everyone with depression knows all too well: the Impossible Task.
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colleen Sep 21
Replying to @AnnCoulter
Ann Coulter.
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Professor whats his nuts Sep 19
A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and I was like, “Thanks, whatever, nbd.” Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was “Professor whats his nuts”
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Animal Crossing UK Sep 13
Tom Nook has a special announcement...! ‼️ How exciting! I hope I'll see you all again soon!
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Kate Haunting Sep 10
generational decorating trends are wildly arbitrary like why would millennials be drawn to succulents which are basically just well-hydrated plants with good plant skin that manage to thrive in the face of unpredictable plant resources and all in tiny tiny pots it makes no sense
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Misha Collins Sep 8
The way sexism operates in modern American politics is horrifying. This makes me so angry.
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foxes in fiction Sep 8
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colleen Sep 8
Welcome to two years post grad, everyone you know is now either pregnant, involved in a pyramid scheme, or both.
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the library haunter 🦉👻🎃 Sep 4
we love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar and being scared out of your mind by a bird.
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Spooky Enya VEVO Aug 28
STUDENTS: why is tuition $25,000 a year. why am i being taught by adjuncts making $5000 per class. why does the football coach make $1 million. why is— UNIVERSITY: did someone say “heckin cute pupper”?! we’ve got DOGS you can pet in the library to relieve your stress & anxiety!
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colleen Aug 29
Replying to @maritessheep
Pt. 2: Where’s Finley?
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colleen Aug 27
“Is that Khloe Kardashian?” -Tyler, upon seeing any woman with dark hair on a screen
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SadeVEVO Aug 16
pete davidson is so hot in spite of, or maybe BECAUSE OF the fact that he looks like a blink 182 song that came to life
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Hayley Fact Aug 14
yeah sex is cool but have you ever heard hayley williams' vocals in still into you by paramore?
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