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colleen
she may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts, kid
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lily - listen to the elwins Jan 14
this!!!!!!! is so important!!!
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Unproblematic and nice account Jan 15
My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and....
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🏮 Jan 14
by age 25 you should have: - one rpgmaker game you played at a delicate stage in your teen years that left an impression on your psyche you’ve carried all this time - that’s it
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“Grandma, what was Facebook like?”
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Dad Jan 14
POTUS really threw them a 5th grade perfect attendance party
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colleen Jan 14
“Can you auto tune this?” -Tyler, asking me to Photoshop something
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☭nonessential government oils☭ Jan 13
The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. “Does this man spark joy?” The crowd jeers, “No he does not!” She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
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colleen Jan 13
15: I have subsisted on nothing but Red Bull and fries with extra salt for two weeks and now I’m going to go run three miles 25: I had one cookie from Panera two days ago and I still have a headache
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chai bean 🌟 keep your cats indoors! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Jan 12
me starting dnd: I only need one dice set :) me a month later:
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colleen Jan 12
I made my parents watch Marie Kondo and now my dad is going around and snarkily thanking every object in our house
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shakin my damn honeycrisp Jan 10
why do ppl make their "hogwarts house" part of their identity? the four hogwarts houses are literally: -cops -Saturday morning cartoon villains -sapiosexuals -centrists
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Philosopher Bean Oct 15
Dear My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day. Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.
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Neil Gaiman Jan 11
BEAN HAS BEEN OFFERED A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PEANUT BUTTER IF HE GETS 72,000 RTS TO HIS TWEET. He’s autistic, that’s what he eats. Let’s get him his PBJs. RT his original tweet. (If you’re worried about his health or nutrition see posts from his mother on original thread.)
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kev Jan 8
I think the reason “real gamers” make fun of ppl for playing games like animal crossing and stardew valley is because these games emulate being a well-adjusted, contributing member of society, which i imagine is a very scary concept to them
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IG: plsjamie Jan 9
*eats yogurt for breakfast* *goes to the gym for 2 hrs* *eats salad for lunch* *drinks water all day* me at 7pm:
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Kate Leth Jan 9
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triv 🥀 Jan 8
This was the best two minutes of my life
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Amanda Fortini Jan 8
This Sylvia Plath fashion spread includes a GAS STOVE.
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Jonathan Van Ness Jan 9
Nothing like enabling someone to mansplain why they’re homophobic past comments paired w defensive irritated half apologies are totally fabulous! Gay Men of color in this country face HUGE STIGMA caused by this behavior. Ellen gurl. Not cool.
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Julia Kaye Jan 6
I’m gay* *in that way where I’m really pan but enjoy reclaiming gay as a positive term after hearing it used negatively my entire childhood but also simultaneously worry about the erasure of my own pan identity through doing so
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