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colleen
she may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts, kid
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SadeVEVO Aug 16
pete davidson is so hot in spite of, or maybe BECAUSE OF the fact that he looks like a blink 182 song that came to life
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Hayley Fact Aug 14
yeah sex is cool but have you ever heard hayley williams' vocals in still into you by paramore?
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colleen Aug 16
When I was a kid I thought you had to be the single coolest person on earth to be a local radio DJ and now that I’ve met I know that’s completely and totally TRUUUU
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Dictionary.com Aug 15
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Riikka Auvinen Aug 14
Princess Mipha from Breath of the Wild. Painted last year as a patreon request (cold press paper, watercolors and gouache). I love this game. 💖
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colleen Aug 14
My dog may have shit all over the entire house today but at least he had the decency to lock the Roomba in the guest bathroom before doing so. Years of training finally paying off.
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colleen Aug 14
Me: I need to find a healthy and proactive outlet for my stress in order to address my mental health head-on. :
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colleen Aug 14
I apppy my setting powder with a pouf because it’s the only socially acceptable way to start the day by repeatedly slapping yourself in the face
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Sophia 🐥 Aug 12
A quick Hermione, living her best life✨
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colleen Aug 12
I spent today hungover as hell and Tyler spent today quietly leaving bagels, smoothies, and mac and cheese outside of the door like he was trying to appease a wrathful volcano god
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Aparna Nancherla Aug 12
The pressure being put on young succulents these days to convey our lives are going well is toxic
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kb Aug 12
I wrote about a disturbing epidemic that’s happening on Twitter
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colleen Aug 11
I spent two days making subtly masculine but still nice decorations for Tyler’s surprise party only to show up to the venue and have another patron congratulate me on my baby shower
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Kelsey D. Atherton Aug 11
every single time I interact with a health insurance company in any capacity
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colleen Aug 11
Remember when Finley was in a cone for a week and his BB8 kept him company
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Pigeon Coop Aug 9
This is how white girls feel when they hear Fleetwood Mac
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Kate Holden Aug 9
How D&D is presented on tv: a band of stoic heroes fight dragons and rescue maidens fair. Actual D&D: dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid.
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colleen Aug 9
“Why would I pay a brand/content/marketing/PR specialist when I can just do it myself for free?” (Gestures wildly towards Sundance commercials)
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keri 🌸 Aug 6
i hate those posts that are like "it's already [month] what have you done with your life" so i made a bingo so you can stop downplaying the significance of your acomplishments
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✧ Chie (ちえ) ☀️ Aug 9
getting around to finishing my Pokemon alphabet sheet. here are some of 'em so far:
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