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CNN Your Mom
I add your mom to headlines (not just from CNN). Not a bot. My other name is . Author of forthcoming Bullshit: A Lexicon from Three Rivers Press.
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CNN Your Mom Sep 9
Sarah Palin's Husband Files For Divorce After 31 Years Of Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Sep 9
This 14-Foot Alligator May Be The Biggest One Ever Caught In Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Sep 9
Ancient Footprints Show Neanderthals May Have Been Taller Than Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Sep 5
Most Life On Your Mom Was Wiped Out 2 Billion Years Ago
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CNN Your Mom Aug 27
Five Of Your Mom’s Newly Discovered Moons Have Been Given Names
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CNN Your Mom Aug 27
Trump Shows Voters Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Aug 26
Russia Sends Robot Into Your Mom To Test Out New Booster Rocket
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CNN Your Mom Aug 26
Your Mom Is Rotten In Denmark
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CNN Your Mom Aug 26
KFC Will Test Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Aug 26
Your Mom Is Destroying Testosterone In Men
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Mark Peters Aug 22
Fellow Earthlings, check out this comic written by moi and illustrated by cosmic wonder :
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CNN Your Mom Aug 21
The Inventor Of The Theremin Was Also Responsible For Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Aug 21
Spider-Man Crawls Out Of Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Aug 21
A Brief History Of Peeing In Your Mom
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CNN Your Mom Aug 21
Your Mom Is Bad For The Jews
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CNN Your Mom Aug 20
Report: Your Mom Will No Longer Be Shared By Marvel And Sony [UPDATED]
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CNN Your Mom Aug 20
Why Would Amazon File A Patent To Put Employees In Your Mom?
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CNN Your Mom Aug 19
How Much Damage Have Republicans Done In Your Mom?
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CNN Your Mom Aug 19
WWE NXT On Your Mom To Debut On September 18
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CNN Your Mom Aug 19
Giant Hand Statue Touches Down In Your Mom And The Locals Are Disturbed
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