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Eileen Ablondi
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Eileen Ablondi retweeted
folu 5 Feb 18
types of vacations I need - a week to deep clean everything I own, twice - a week to just sleep, then sleep some more - a week where I don't speak to anyone - a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up - 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions
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Clint Smith 12 Dec 17
If your take tomorrow doesn’t include the fact that black voters showed up for Democrats *while* being systemically obstructed from access to the polls then you need to rewrite it.
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wiffleball tony 7 Oct 17
Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup
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Eileen Ablondi 28 Jul 17
when u drink three glasses of wine and all u want to do is explain exciting concepts in molecular biology to everyone in earshot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Eileen Ablondi 21 Jul 17
....one of these things is not like the others.
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ellery 10 Jul 17
[wedding] "and now the groom will read his vows" me: you make every day feel like a scholastic book fair
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Eileen Ablondi 29 Jun 17
there are maybe three things in the world that make me happier than seeing dogs who look exactly like the dog version of their owners !!!
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Eileen Ablondi 28 Jun 17
just saw a girl stack three slices of pizza on top of each other to eat at once and suddenly I feel like I haven't been living my best life.
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Eileen Ablondi 23 Jun 17
Friday, 4pm: "let's go out tonight!" Friday, 8pm: "let's put on pajamas and drink wine on the couch tonight!"
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the man the lorian 23 Jun 17
donald trump looks like the middle step on an animorphs cover where a normal man turns into a frog.
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Eileen Ablondi 23 Jun 17
Replying to @MinuNagash
but I took it and got Wawa, so gotta give it some credit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ziwe 17 May 17
Abraham Lincoln was literally shot in the head
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Max Tani 15 May 17
Millennials who want to be homeowners should STOP buying avocados and START receiving $34,000 from their grandfather to start their careers
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Gail Sansbury 4 Apr 17
The pay gap is even worse for women of color & that's everyone's problem: www.fightforfairpay
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Jason Rosenberg 3 Apr 17
mood is Ivanka Trump's neighbor watching protests erupt:
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Eileen Ablondi 30 Mar 17
explain to me why whenever i take an elevator i get irrationally anxious that I'll hit the alarm button instead of the button for my floor??
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Eileen Ablondi 29 Mar 17
today's stats: listened to five episodes of S-Town, faked three phone calls to avoid interacting with canvassers on my walk to work
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Eileen Ablondi 27 Mar 17
Replying to @Justin_Case_M
honestly, I'm convinced that's the most likely explanation at this point
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Eileen Ablondi 27 Mar 17
please tell me what I did to deserve people loudly eating apples next to me in otherwise quiet rooms on three separate occasions today???
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