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God, I wish someone would hand me a giant check for taking an enormous shit on the living room carpet. twitter.com/fortunemagazin…
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peacenik
@nosacnik
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sounds like i owe my dog some money
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scout finch
@chgreer0509
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Another reason for no tax cuts for top 1%
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Amelia Deschamps 💐
@amelinda4ever
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8h |
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That is the most accurate metaphor ever.
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Dustin Hughes
@dustin_hughes
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8h |
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"Things Chuck Johnson said for $1,000, Alex."
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Wonder Dog
@WonderDogabides
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8h |
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I believe you only get the check once you have taken that enormous shit and there is proof of such act. Your move Charles, no pun intended.
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Phil the Furious
@philtheswo
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8h |
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You'd have to shit on 175,000,000 carpets.
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Wonder Dog
@WonderDogabides
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7h |
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PS, you can't compete with me and my four-legged friends, we are cheaper and not unionized.
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ColoradoMom2
@kaitynjojomom
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7h |
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Maybe people who were affected by the breach should sue him for damages?
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Robert Poretti
@PorettiRobert
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7h |
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Poor man just lost his job. How is he going to get by on only $90,000,000?
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Paul
@sw6blues11
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7h |
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Would you consider co-starring in a reality show with the Trump administration ?
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Zane Kurtz
@ZaneGKurtz
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Rachess
@rachelcraik
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7h |
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Jesus! How can this be justified?
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Alt Snacks
@YeahImThirsty
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6h |
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They're not even making you clean the carpet.
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rebecca milliken
@rebeccamillike2
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6h |
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So depressed. I work my ass off. I put up with shit all day every day. And when I die I'll leave my kid with nothing. And here's this guy...
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Jeanette Scherrer
@Jmamaspesh
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This is taking a shit in every room, then burning the house down, THEN shitting on the ashes.
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