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Connie Lynne
I can teach you to fold a fitted sheet flat. Please use she or they pronouns.
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Connie Lynne 6h
Replying to @jilljubs @palendae
I would live this way on the daily if people didn’t want meetings with me during the morning. Some day I’m just gonna say I’ve moved to Hawaii, and please set all expectations as if I were on that time zone.
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Connie Lynne 6h
Replying to @jilljubs @palendae
Is it a nap, or just “sleeping in,” when I get up at 7am, feed the cats, watch an episode of DocMcStuffins, and go back to sleep until 11 or 1? Because that is my every Saturday. It is glorious.
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Connie Lynne 6h
OH: it’s like a mostly-SAS tool. Sort of half-SASsed.
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Connie Lynne 10h
Replying to @cerephic
I might go to defcon if this happened. It’s a short drive away and at the same time as TCONA.
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Connie Lynne 10h
Replying to @cerephic
I mean, TEA SANDWICHES
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Connie Lynne 10h
When you look super cute but you can’t figure out how to take a selfie in the bathroom
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Connie Lynne 11h
Replying to @QuinnyPig
My 20s as a college dropout were so rough! (12th grade diploma). Pregnancy made it harder. It’s why I do my best to support everyone. I don’t know what they’re coping with, I only know who they are right now.
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Connie Lynne 11h
It’s OK to take a long time to finish your degree. My mom finished in her 50s; I finished in my 30s. Our life experiences enhanced our learning. I felt like a failure as a 20-yo dropout. I feel like a triumph now. Find your triumph!
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Connie Lynne 11h
Replying to @ryan505
Wait does the airport club provide gambling. WHOA.
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Connie Lynne 11h
Also, now in my head to the tune of “shots,” “plants plants plants - plants plants plants - EVERYBODY!”
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Connie Lynne 11h
Damn, Elaine!
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Connie Lynne 11h
Replying to @lesliegeek
Kitties gonna cat. 💕💖💕 to you and her.
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Connie Lynne 20h
Replying to @aweirdflower
Any of Diana Wynn Jones’ Chrestomanci series.
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Connie Lynne 20h
I bought a ridiculously expensive French sofa that takes 5 months to build and ship FROM FRANCE and I will tell you I’m very excited but also I love my Ikea bed. My relatives are pretty sure the French sofa people are going to do a home inspection before releasing it to me.
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Connie Lynne Aug 17
Replying to @qkate
Bay Area housing is cray!
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Connie Lynne Aug 17
Replying to @nicolefv
Hierarchy of folks to ask for pet sitting: 1. Roommates who like your pets. 2. Friends with pets who you trade with. 3. Family, if they like your pets. 4. PAID PEOPLE WHO DO THIS FOR A LIVING. 5. END. Do not try to get friends who aren’t into it to do it! Are you a monster.
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Connie Lynne Aug 17
Replying to @alisa_tao @sricola
What is amazing about the LBC is that you discover new people every day but also still have that closeness. I do love people! Never tell a soul, it’ll ruin my tough-lady Ops image!
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Connie Lynne Aug 17
Replying to @sricola @alisa_tao
Case in point: I just bumped into the lady who runs the rescue where my sister got her cat. We spent a few minutes discussing how great my sister and BIL are. We didn’t meet before this, we were just eating at the same place.
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Connie Lynne Aug 17
Would “spiritual familiar” describe your thing? I’ve used that, sometimes. (Friend of )
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Connie Lynne Aug 17
Replying to @sricola @alisa_tao
Anyway, I love it here. But as says, other folks probably like other places, and that's OK!
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