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Clients From Hell
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Clients From Hell 1h
This is heartening: someone working in banking who realizes how hard it must be to do design work.
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Kyle Carpenter 17h
I just found out you have to "bloom" to be a "late bloomer." TROUBLING IF TRUE
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Clients From Hell 2h
Client:Could you please provide your email address for the meeting invitation? Me: You emailed me this question. Client: So?
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Clients From Hell 13h
Folks, I give you the new "enhance": live update Google maps.
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Anonymous Rant Bot 18h
Wanna hear a joke? "The Client will be ready at the scheduled time."
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NiRaSt 18h
Replying to @clientsfh
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Clients From Hell 18h
Replying to @nirast25
It's a head-scratcher!
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Daniel Vassallo 21h
If you like the self-employed lifestyle, and you'd rather not go back to full-time employment, you need extreme risk aversion, not extreme risk taking. You're not trying to maximize profits. You want to avoid having this lifestyle taken away from you.
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Clients From Hell Jan 22
Me: Phew! Okay, that's done. It's fully interactive with triggers, lightboxes and UX features. What do you think? Client: Can you make it a PowerPoint so I can edit it?
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Clients From Hell Jan 22
Me: The earliest I can get someone to your house is tomorrow morning. Does that work? Client: This is the problem with society. Look at all these homeless people, and you can only fix my computer tomorrow? Disgusting.
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Clients From Hell Jan 22
Me: Phew! Okay, that's done. It's fully interactive with triggers, lightboxes and UX features. What do you think? Client: Can you make it a PowerPoint so I can edit it?
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Clients From Hell Jan 21
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Clients From Hell Jan 21
Client: Where's my tech! He missed his appointment! Me: He arrived several times and waited for you during your appointment window, but you weren't there. Client: Duh, I was on a plane! I showed up by the end, though.
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Clients From Hell Jan 21
Client: Just open up Photoshop on your phone and whip up these posters! I need them done yesterday! Me: That's not how it works. Client: EXCUSE ME? Me: That's not how it works, MOM.
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Tom Brent Jan 21
Replying to @clientsfh @Agentnck
"An over–under or over/under (O/U) bet is a wager in which a sportsbook will predict a number for a statistic in a given game (usually the combined score of the two teams), and bettors wager that the actual number in the game will be either higher or lower than that number."
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kong Jan 21
Replying to @clientsfh
I completely lost my composure at "PUH-LAY-NEH" thank you
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Clients From Hell Jan 21
Replying to @Agentnck
I wish I knew what over/under actually meant :3
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Agentnck Jan 21
Replying to @clientsfh
80/20
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Clients From Hell Jan 21
Replying to @clientsfh
What's the over/under on this client complaining that millennials are "entitled"?
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Clients From Hell Jan 21
Replying to @clientsfh
What's the over/under on this client complaining that millennials are "entitled"?
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