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Clients From Hell
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Clients From Hell 3h
Client: I want to be able to click it. Me: And do what? Client: Click.
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Andy Mabbett 7h
Websites with infinite scroll" *and* links in page footers, that can never be reached. What are the people who make those on?
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Clients From Hell 7h
NEW ANIMATION! This client knows what he knows, and that ain’t much. Original story.
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Clients From Hell 8h
Replying to @ellerobbe
I know, but it's like... not saying anything is so EASY! It's literally the easiest thing you can do! Just let strangers live their lives as they see fit, and shut up!
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Elle 8h
Replying to @clientsfh
I think it's cause they are so deep in the misogyny they don't even get that that's what they are doing. They somehow think they are right and justified. It boggles my mind also.
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Clients From Hell 8h
Replying to @nyhcmaven84
I do not understand, and am glad I do not. I'm sorry you have to deal with it.
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Venture Toadcialist🌹🍕🔥 8h
Replying to @clientsfh
Dudes who made it their lives' mission to hate women and think it's VERY IMPORTANT to let them know their opinions and force us to listen to them. Like every unwanted Ken Burns-esque commentary I've gotten on my appearance in my contact box after I blocked them here.
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Clients From Hell 8h
Replying to @sephdebusser
it's not usually very bad! But occasionally we get one or two and I can't help but wonder what goes through someone's head. "Ah, a brand new day! Time to try to hurt a stranger's feelings in public."
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Clients From Hell 8h
For real, who gets up in the morning, drinks their cup of coffee and thinks "I'm going to write misogynistic comments on a website for a bit"? *moderating Disqus today. The mind boggles.
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Clients From Hell 8h
Replying to @amyontheweb @LizzShep
Yeah, this tweet wins.
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Clients From Hell 8h
Replying to @CynicalWeiss
"The same conductor, but with a tan."
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Robert Weiss 12h
Replying to @clientsfh
I'd just send the same image saying that the one-pixel adjustments have been made... Maybe altering the hue and saturation to affect skin tone a little bit.
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Amy Kurtz Aug 9
Replying to @LizzShep @clientsfh
Perhaps the parameters need to be taped off in blue
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Cami💖🌈✨ 9h
Replying to @clientsfh
Ocean is def calling me too, make room
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Clients From Hell 12h
Stock photos are going to blow this client's MIND
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Clients From Hell 14h
Client: I need *TWO COMPLETELY CONTRADICTORY THINGS* and I won't take no for an answer. Me: (sweating)
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Pete Mosley Aug 16
just remembered a particularly nasty client who DEMANDED I use a certain font - all the time. Frustrated I informed them on the phone one day ... "Gosh, I am sorry I have run out of Folio!"
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Clients From Hell Aug 16
"In marketing, we call it ripping you off."
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Chris Hosmann Aug 15
I’ve been asked if I can photoshop out all those leaves, Snow, and cats
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Missy Aug 15
You sound like you’re struggling from PTSD of being used as a “Design Monkey”. This will soon be available as a sticker... contact me if interested.
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