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Chris X Edwards Apr 23
When people smoke around me I always want to punch them, but when they're wearing scrubs or at a cancer research center, times ten.
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Chris X Edwards Apr 13
A typical Great Lakes freighter is about 1.5 times larger than Noah's Ark.
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Chris X Edwards Apr 10
A nice bitter spring song, Rammstein's "Hier kommt die Sonne". Just like the Beatles! "We're all living in A -merika/-yellow submarine" too.
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Chris X Edwards Apr 8
Imagine all software engineers had to get their jobs by winning popularity contests having nothing to do with programming. That's politics.
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Chris X Edwards Apr 5
Came across a "Step By Step Introduction To GDB" which could technically contain only, "Keep pressing 's'."
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Chris X Edwards Apr 1
How the bloody hell can use 4.7bn straws yearly? Hope its UK "bn" confusion. Pull up your socks! What's next? Ice cold pints? Gum?
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Chris X Edwards Apr 1
The USB form factor zoo is now more complex than old serial line configuration params. Plus you could improvise cables with paper clips!
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Chris X Edwards Apr 1
Poured ~2l of h2o to clean the snow off my bike tires in front of my office thinking it was mid 30sF. Actually low 20sF. Oops.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 20
C++ prvalue is an rvalue that is not an xvalue. Which I believe has negative P.R. value for C++.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 17
Arthur Schopenhauer, philosophy's Wolverine.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 11
"Refuse Control", my municipality's euphemism for garbage collection, sounds like the title of a punk song. Advice taken!
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Chris X Edwards Mar 7
Tested Bridgewater recruiters (who sought me out) with the harsh trenchant critical honesty they claim to value. Fail.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 5
Hey , I don't do a lot of shopping in Latin America or Southeast Asia so I may seem less than human identifying storefronts there.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 3
If (-) ions improving well-being isn't woo, long term exposure to Niagara Falls should show obvious signs. Can find no such studies.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 3
Love the absurdity of IQ tests for quant jobs. The real IQ test for that kind of work is how much the candidate does not need a salary!
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Chris X Edwards Mar 1
Napoleon once said, "Le mot impossible n'est pas français" which is etymologically impossible.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 1
8 of top 10 most dangerous walking areas were in FL. I've done a lot of stupid dangerous bicycle stuff but to ride in FL was over my limit.
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Chris X Edwards Mar 1
% of US traffic deaths of pedestrians climbed from 10% to 16% from 2006-16. No doubt accompanied by a 6% rise in victim blaming.
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Chris X Edwards Feb 28
Tech companies - perhaps call it EULP because with me it's more of a proposition than an agreement and it will probably stay that way.
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Chris X Edwards Feb 27
New research into ephaptic coupling showing neuronal EM communication over an air gap. Keeping my wired headphones, thanks.
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