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Chris X Edwards
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Chris X Edwards 13h
I wonder if the courier companies subtly prioritize packages that people have "tracked". If I were them, I would!
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Chris X Edwards Dec 11
Google is asking me to take a survey? What do they think they do not know about me? Are my countermeasures actually working?
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Chris X Edwards Dec 10
Seems crazy now but I remember as a kid taking a helicopter from JFK to EWR. Thanks to Wikipedia for corroborating that @ New_York_Airways.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 9
Bought a scraper which had an obnoxious sticker on it. Not off to a good start when I need a scraper for my scraper.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 9
Brits use "silicone" as a verb while the US enjoys caulking cracks. Usually it is the UK that prefers antique+cheeky usage to tech jargon.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 8
For a sense of how Xmas songs are cringeworthy to me, check out Loretta Lynn's "Shadrack the Black Reindeer". Don't hear that in Home Depot.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 8
The Erie and Welland Canals seem inevitable when you consider how good the people of that area are at shoveling.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 7
Disraeli's idea of an agreeable person was someone who agreed with him. I also try to allow those who can enlighten me to change my mind.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 7
$100 worth of BTC one year ago is now worth $17. Minus the non-negligible transaction fees and mental energy. On to the next absurd bubble.
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Chris X Edwards Dec 3
- A professional and a gentleman. He will be missed.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 30
Cornish Game Hens - no longer the breed from Cornwall, definitely not game birds, and not necessarily hens.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 30
People whinge about snow but it's commuting in the snow that's bad. Let's enjoy the snow and focus on the real problem: pointless commuting.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 30
BTC is like blood in the water to e-crime sharks. N.b. AWS and BTC are fungible.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 29
It's odd to see holiday decorations designed to provide a cheap plastic simulacrum of snow when there is actual snow all over the place.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 22
Four deer just visited my backyard. They slurped down the neighbor's bird feeder like a cocktail.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 22
Thankful that all of my favorite places to shop were open today and not even crowded: "The Store" (aka Amazon), Steam, and Canadian Tire.
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Chris X Edwards Nov 20
Wished for 13 years had base conversions. I finally wrote it! Not as good as Wolfram's but better than Python's(=good enough!).
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Chris X Edwards Nov 20
Time I've spent recovering from erroneous overwrites is nothing compared to time wasted on confirmation prompts. Thank you CLI Unix!
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Chris X Edwards Nov 19
"Your call may be monitored for quality purposes."... You know what else can be audited for quality purposes? EMAIL!
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Chris X Edwards Nov 18
Just put snow poles in my driveway. Yay! Reminds me of biking some of the nicest places on earth in the high mountains.
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