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Chris X Edwards
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Chris X Edwards Aug 4
Here's an idea: Have students in-person attendance inversely proportional to their grades. Too obvious? My GPA would have been a lot higher!
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Chris X Edwards Aug 3
Wouldn't it be great if there were some confusion if e-stuff actually meant "edible"? E-mail. E-book. E-wallet. E-learning. E-commerce. Etc.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 28
Guess I've done more toxic sanding projects than the CDC. That's why I note a lot of masks with exhale bypass vents which don't block C19.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 27
Have to agree with John Oliver who says, "The beach doesn't cure anything, except you being comfortable."
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Chris X Edwards Jul 27
The Talking Heads' Nothing But Flowers is strangely much less satirical than it used to be. Surrealism may not be up to the task today.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 27
More very British-American problems, roundabout edition part 2: today I saw an idiot driver take one clockwise. In the USA.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 22
One good KPI (Key Performance Indicator) is: extraneous buzzwords eliminated. We can improve this KPI with simply "PI". And again with "I".
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Chris X Edwards Jul 22
Wearing gloves and not touching your face help prevent C19. Or not. But they can't be separated. Why only CDC advice for the latter?
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Chris X Edwards Jul 20
Parrondo's paradox (certain sure-lose games played together can win) seems perfect for a casino game. Obviously, the casino wins in the end.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 19
Viruses are the forest fires of animal physiology.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 17
Kraftwerk hated "noise pollution", had a no-ring phone. They advised people to call at a _precise_ time. They would silently pick up. So me!
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Chris X Edwards Jul 16
Small victories: When you tell Discord you don't want them to follow and embed a link, they don't mark the post "edited". Ahem .
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Chris X Edwards Jul 6
Wikipedia on Android5:"...redesigned UI built...to retain a paper-like feel to the interface." Why not use a bar of soap for the skeuomorph?
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Chris X Edwards Jul 3
It's like web designers today are too young to remember the previous era that also featured insufferably annoying web page pop-ups.
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Chris X Edwards Jul 3
I'm always amazed when products for obsessive computer nerds to get their computers exactly how they want, do not support Linux.
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Chris X Edwards Jun 19
Similar to having a hammer and seeing nails everywhere: When you need a hammer and don't have one, everything looks a bit like a hammer.
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Chris X Edwards Jun 18
This mask stuff sucks for everyone but especially for deaf people. It would be interesting to check if deaf signers naturally infect less.
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Chris X Edwards Jun 17
Wouldn't it be more fun if everyone referred to the virus as Covfefe19? We could troll a certain narcissist into believing he discovered it.
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Chris X Edwards Jun 10
Can we shift irrational unemployment stigma to for fatuously congratulating people for their new job of "Currently Unemployed"?
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Chris X Edwards Jun 8
When you buy an especially large car/truck/SUV it will come with especially narrow roads.
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