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    Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019

    Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody Retweeted Jon Bois

    This is a fantastic piece by the fantastic @jon_bois, but I have to regretfully inform you that he did not, in fact, find the SADDEST PUNT IN THE WORLD. How do I know? Because I, under duress, perpetrated the SADDEST PUNT IN THE WORLD in 2008. https://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2008092807/2008/REG4/vikings@titans …https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1097964871164063747 …

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    Jon BoisVerified account @jon_bois
    here is a new episode of Chart Party. it is called THE SEARCH FOR THE SADDEST PUNT IN THE WORLD: https://youtu.be/F9H9LwGmc-0 
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      2. Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019

        Now, when you first look at this game recap, you might think to yourself "How can that final Vikings possession be THE SADDEST PUNT IN THE WORLD? That was a girthy, 56 yard chonk with no return! Quite a punt, my good man!" Ahh, but you see, the devil's always in the details.

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      3. Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019

        On that final punt, the score was 30-17. This meant we needed not only to drive down and score, we needed to do it twice. Now let me draw your attention to the time remaining. The time of the punt was 2:00, putting it coming out of the two minute warning.

        2 replies 2 retweets 77 likes
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      4. Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019

        Now for the piece de resistance. We had no timeouts left. Punting in that situation would effectively end the game without us ever seeing the ball again, and yes indeed, Tennessee's final possession was three straight kneeldowns.

        3 replies 2 retweets 94 likes
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      5. Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019

        When we were told to punt, we asked "Why?" The response (from the head coach!) was "We're thinking a defensive stop then score." Again, we had no timeouts left. Their return unit laughed at us as we lined up and asked "WTF are you guys doing?" We kicked it.

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      6. Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019

        *This* punt, I think you'll all agree with me, now that you know the details, is THE SADDEST PUNT IN THE WORLD. Thank you for listening.

        14 replies 4 retweets 338 likes
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      2. Al the Military Grade Attack POSSUM‏ @ArmadilloAl 20 Feb 2019
        Replying to @jstrach4 @ChrisWarcraft @jon_bois

        The one that comes after the two-minute warning when they're out of timeouts.

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      1. Nate Berg‏ @Warped_Horizon 20 Feb 2019
        Replying to @ChrisWarcraft @jon_bois

        We need @4thandLongwell 's side of the story.

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      2. Jason Horwitz‏ @jgwitz 20 Feb 2019
        Replying to @ChrisWarcraft @jon_bois

        Why were you punting down 13 with 2 minutes left?

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      3. Chris Kluwe, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 20 Feb 2019
        Replying to @jgwitz @jon_bois

        That is a question I was asking as well

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