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Delighted Angel
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Delighted Angel May 26
It's official. The Oxford English dictionary have removed the description of careless and replaced it with a universally understood image.
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Delighted Angel May 26
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Delighted Angel May 26
You know when you come back off a great holiday and it takes a little while to adjust back to normality again? I've been like that since Butlins Prestatyn 1983.
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Delighted Angel May 25
The seven stages of showing my mother an image that is on my mobile phone: 1: she needs her specs 2: cups phone in both hands 3: 'ooh, I've touched something' 4: image rotates due to above 5: she now needs her other specs 6: finally sees the image 7: 'the screens gone blank'
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Delighted Angel May 25
I've been in the Lake District for the last seven days. Not. A. Single. Drop. Of. Rain.
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Tony Cole May 24
(MILLIONAIRE SCANDAL) "the average millionaire is only the average dishwasher dressed in a new suit..." in with
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Delighted Angel May 24
Just closed the curtains and found a crumpet I'd hidden behind them when a neighbour knocked on my door fourteen hours ago.
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Delighted Angel May 24
Watching &ELive & still waiting for a kid to come in with a saucepan stuck on his head.
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Delighted Angel May 23
That's it! Had enough! If I get one more GDPR Email I'm going to tell those fuckers exactly what they can & cannot send me!
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Delighted Angel May 23
Coming to the end of a self catering holiday in Cumbria. Ended up eating out mostly. Now trying to use up some of the food we brought to save taking it home. Just had fish fingers, a side of mugshot tomato & herb pasta, on a bed of Wotsits with a minestrone jus.
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Delighted Angel May 22
I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl, begging her to put my meat in her mou..basically I'm a butcher flogging my range of pork pies & I'm desperate for people to try the samples on my counter.
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Delighted Angel May 22
Yeah baby, treat me like one of your GDPR notification emails* *tut, sigh, roll your eyes, put me in the trash & ignore.
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Delighted Angel May 21
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Chrisps May 21
I got soul but I'm not a soldier I got kids but I'm not a kidney I got cock but I'm not a cocker spaniel I got wit but I'm not a rainy weekend at Withernsea Sands in a 4 berth caravan with your in-laws, no telly and a Scrabble set missing all the A tiles
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Delighted Angel May 20
Mrs just asked why the youngest appears to have a new favourite word which is 'Ucksay'. Not sure, i replied. Obviously i didn't mention the split bin bag issue earlier when she was out which resulted in me shouting, 'Fucksake!'
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Delighted Angel May 20
Replying to @thegreenwuman
Always a new day at midnight, superstar. Whatever life throws at you face it head on & never let that chin drop. That beautiful smile is everything. Keep it coming 😊
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Tony Cole May 20
simply a businessman, getting his living, like other businessmen... in with
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Delighted Angel May 19
The most exciting thing from this was when a bloke in the pub sneezed at the same time someone dropped a bottle of beer and the whole pub gave an extra long 'WHAYYYYYYYYY!'.
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