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Delighted Angel
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Delighted Angel 7h
Replying to @berenyi_miki
Excellent news.
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Richard Coles Sep 22
I get home after a day of trainageddon with a streaming cold and find has taken up the bagpipes.
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Delighted Angel Sep 22
Bohemian Rhap-sod it.
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Delighted Angel Sep 17
Bought a four pack of Cadburys Picnic bars for a quid earlier. They're in the fridge. They're not in the fridge.
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Delighted Angel Sep 17
So, are the Pet Shop Boys remaking all their videos or..
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Delighted Angel Sep 16
Replying to @jupitusphillip
Showaddywaddy. Scarborough Futurist Theatre1985. My parents dragged me there on the very day the rest of the world was watching Live Aid.
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Delighted Angel Sep 16
35% of being married involves walking into the bedroom and instantly inhaling large amounts of your partners hair spray.
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Mrs Whippy Sep 15
It's on his CV under Hobbies & Interests.
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Delighted Angel Sep 13
Replying to @Caddy1970
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World Bollard Association Sep 10
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Otto English Sep 11
"What about a bus?" "We tried the fucking bus. The fucking bus is why we're here." "How about me making an allusion to something in antiquity - perhaps in latin?" "Shut it Mogg. Honest to God. Shut the fuck up." SILENCE
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Delighted Angel Sep 10
Want to feel old? This is Roger Red Hat now.
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Delighted Angel Sep 9
Tonight's book at bedtime courtesy of
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Delighted Angel Sep 8
Never experienced this thankfully but I was once stung on the left knacker by a wasp that had somehow got in the bed sheets. It swelled up like a mango.
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Delighted Angel Sep 8
Why is Alex Oxlade Chamberlain wearing a Graham Lister wig?
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Delighted Angel Sep 8
FFS! I HAD THINGS TO DO!!
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Delighted Angel Sep 8
I've made a milk jelly. Next I'm going to read this week's Look-In comic then wait for Metal Mickey to come on.
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Anthony Joynes RSPCA Sep 4
Here’s an update on from the great team looking after him up at Ashlea vets in Cumbria. He’s up & about & doing well. Look at the state of the poor lad, extremely underweight too. Someone MUST know something. Colleagues are very keen to meet the person responsible for this
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Delighted Angel Aug 29
Bollocked the youngest earlier for drawing on the bathroom wall. He didn't take it well, denied all knowledge of it etc. Just had a text from the Mrs, currently on her break at work, asking my opinion on the sample pot colour she'd daubed in the bathroom this morning.
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Delighted Angel Aug 28
Just remembering that time in the 70's when Emlyn Hughes took a shit load of acid & thought he was a hermit crab delivering newspapers.
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