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Delighted Angel
functional with just a hint of luxury
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Delighted Angel Dec 7
*On phone to my mother* Where's dad? In the loft looking for Mary. What? I think they're back again! Mother, have you been drinking? And they've chewed poor Balthazar's head! You HAVE been drinking! Nooo! The nativity!! The bloody mice have got in the Xmas deccies box!!
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Delighted Angel Dec 1
What on earth possesses a human being to stamp on the head of another human being?
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Delighted Angel Nov 23
"..you're listening to whispering Theresa May, that was Rabbit Snare by Throbbing Gristle and this is Fuck Off by Wayne County & the Electric Chairs.."
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You Had One Job Nov 15
This should be a new loading screen.
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Delighted Angel Nov 15
Wanna feel old? This is The Housemartins now!
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Delighted Angel Oct 31
I'm in a single hotel room in Edinburgh in which the bed is very low to the floor & the ceiling is very high. I feel like I'm being lowered into a grave. I know it's Halloween but this is ridiculously fucking scary!
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Delighted Angel Oct 24
This Black Eyed Peas tribute band looks a bit shit.
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Jon Oct 21
Bear Grylls *drinking urine* sometimes you have to do this to survive Barista: You will literally be served next
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Delighted Angel Oct 21
If you don't do the Radio Ga Ga hand claps when putting on oven gloves your off my Christmas card list immediately.
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Delighted Angel Oct 21
My wife informs me that last night i woke her up because i shouted 'we don't lick stamps anymore' in my sleep. I've offered to stop eating cheese before bed but she says she feels better just hiding the cutlery.
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Delighted Angel Oct 19
FFS! Just had an ebay sale cancelled because the buyer thought XL was a size in between Medium & Large. I just seem to attract people with the brains of fucking milk floats.
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Delighted Angel Oct 14
Always so beautifully cool.
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Delighted Angel Oct 12
Sorry, millenium kids but if something is 'sick' it means it is not good. That's the rules.
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BumTree Oct 9
Sausage holder £5 no offers. *sausage not included
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Delighted Angel Oct 1
So sorry to hear that Geoffrey has gone to the big rainbow in the sky. And with him goes the secret of who or what his partner actually was considering they bore fruit to a pink hippo, a 6ft bear & whatever species Zippy may be. RIP
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Delighted Angel Sep 25
Replying to @berenyi_miki
In a world currently surrounding us with pure awfulness, bad news & negativity this is a beautiful thing. The mist on the horizon just cleared a little. Something good to focus on. Thank you Piroshka.
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Delighted Angel Sep 24
Replying to @berenyi_miki
Excellent news.
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Richard Coles Sep 22
I get home after a day of trainageddon with a streaming cold and find has taken up the bagpipes.
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Delighted Angel Sep 22
Bohemian Rhap-sod it.
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