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Delighted Angel
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Delighted Angel 2h
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Delighted Angel 4h
If people are slating Peppa Pig for creating an unrealistic example of the NHS what about Mr Benn? I've been to loads of fancy dress shops & it's always Elvis or Where's Wally. Where the cocking hell are all the astronaut & cowboy costumes?!
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Delighted Angel 5h
If you pay to see an actor perform & the performance is below par tell them explicitly. Fuck their feelings! Related: I am now being escorted from the nativity play at my son's nursery school.
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David Schneider 7h
White supremacists, misogynists, racists, people who yearn for the return of slavery, men who get evicted from malls for harassing teenage girls, antisemites, your guy took one helluva beating!
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Delighted Angel 9h
Good morning to everybody except those people who eat their Christmas cake with butter as well as cheese. You disgust me.
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Channel 4 News Dec 11
These are the known victims of the Grenfell Tower tragedy. 71 people died in the fire. Channel 4 News has worked to name each resident and provide details of what happened to them on the night of the fire. These are the people of Grenfell tower -
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
If someone takes the seat in front of you on the bus wearing a bobble hat you are legally obliged to fondle that bobble. Related: bus drivers don't take any shit & I am walking home.
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
Taxi drivers in Leeds protesting at having to put the word 'TAXI' on their vehicles. They say they'd feel safer being in unmarked vehicles.
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
Replying to @SkyNewsBreak
Smooth, orderly & at a cost of billions.
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
I actually bought this.
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
Replying to @FirstYork
YJ57 YSN was the reg No. Number 1 service. Picked up from the school at 15:10.
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
is this legal? No 1 just picked up from Jo Ro school. Dangerously overcrowded.
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Delighted Angel Dec 11
".. I looked into the Medudas eyes. I survived. I removed her head and.. *tannoy announcement* SECURITY TO THE HOUSE PLANT SECTION, PLEASE. THAT IDIOT IS AT THE ASPIDISTRAS' AGAIN!
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Delighted Angel Dec 10
Lost my gloves. Bought new ones at the weekend. Found the old ones now.
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Delighted Angel Dec 10
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James Rhodes Dec 10
this road rage attempt gets better with every view
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Daniel Seidemann Dec 10
My ailing father - 93 years old, a victim & defeater of Nazism, a right-wing Orthodox Jew - was asked by the physician in the emergency room, seeking to ascertain his cognitive state: "Who's the President?" My dad: "You don't want to know". Jeez, I love my dad.
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Delighted Angel Dec 10
When you were 12 & your mates would be waiting for you at the door, hearing your mum say, "it's cold! Have you got a vest on?"
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Delighted Angel Dec 10
Replying to @Hotlegs_74
Living in a Vale below the dales & moors we tend to miss the worst of it. Problem is when it all melts & runs into the rivers it floods. It's then I tend to wonder what Noah did with that ark thing.
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PH10 Dec 10
Have I got the religion for you!
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