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Delighted Angel
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k e i t h 🐤🥔 6h
what sort of plane is this?
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Delighted Angel 8h
In a sense of bizarre irony I imagine that somewhere there is a man by the name of Ken Tucker who can't feed his poultry because DHL have bollocksed up his order of chicken feed.
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Delighted Angel 19h
Replying to @keewa @paulwhitelaw
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Delighted Angel 20h
I miss Saint & Greavsie.
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Delighted Angel 20h
I've got a tenner on Del Amitri for best British group.
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joe heenan Feb 21
KFC have ran out of chickens! People are chasing after pigeons with barbecue sauce. Postmen fight lollipop ladies to the death for a rancid seagull wing. The Queen is eating her swans. An old man is licking a drawing of Daffy Duck. Penguin burgers cost £4,000. The sea is on fire
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Delighted Angel Feb 21
I'm not too fussed about the shortage of chicken but if ever run out of those lemon scented finger wipes I will seriously lose my shit.
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Arena Flowers Feb 21
Autocorrect means never having to say you’re soggy.
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Meredith Frost Feb 14
This kid shattering the top of a frozen trampoline with one perfect jump may be the most satisfying thing you'll see all day.
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Delighted Angel Feb 20
Meanwhile on Facebook Lianne wants to know 'if the guvment shud be sortin the KFC fing'.
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Barry Harper Feb 17
There are 2 kinds of people in this world. I don't like them.
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Delighted Angel Feb 20
I don't think I'll ever get over the mess that Brexit has created. Each day we seem to wallow in pity & depress..OH MY SHITTING GOD! TOBLERONE HAVE BROUGHT OUT AN ICE CREAM!!
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Delighted Angel Feb 19
Top left: The wife. Bottom left: Teenage crush. Bottom right: Met in a nightclub in Magaluf. Top right: I just don't want to talk about it, OK!!
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Delighted Angel Feb 19
Something something Pep Guardiola fighting the drummer from the Sex Pistols?
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The City Of Preston Feb 18
Just met this little chap on Sherwood Park he has a selfie on his ear
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Delighted Angel Feb 18
"..ok, so what I'm thinking is they do nothing for 6-7 hours but it makes them look like they've been through absolute hell!" ".. That's sick, man!" " I know, I know..pure genius!" - God. Creating sleep for humans.
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Delighted Angel Feb 17
I'm amazed we got a gold medal in the women's skeleton at the winter Olympics. Most British people would be stood at the top shouting, "this is fucking lethal! Where are the gritting lorries?"
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Delighted Angel Feb 17
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Delighted Angel Feb 17
Does Huggy Bear know that Gabby Logan raids his wardrobe?
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Delighted Angel Feb 17
Big shout out to all the dogs on walks barking at passing joggers.
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