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T-Pain Dec 1
The fact that ppl complain about music and still don’t put on top is beyond me. There are real musicians out here not getting the roses because they don’t have enough drama in their lives on Instagram and I’m baffled!!!
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Chris Rock Dec 2
His album is 🔥
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Aparna Nancherla Dec 2
i just had the thought "what if snakes had butts" & honestly i'm pleased
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nora raleigh baskin Dec 2
“Things are changing,” Chris Rock said on the Dolby Theater stage as he opened the Oscars in February 2016. “We got a black Rocky this year. Some people call it Creed. I call it Black Rocky.”
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Pari Livermore Dec 1
“Eighty percent of is just showing up.” Woody Allen Thoughts
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MyraReidyBiz Dec 1
Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen
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Kryan Dec 1
"Having sex is like playing bridge, if you do not have a good partner you better have a good hand." -Woody Allen
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Ludowinear Dec 1
It seems that mob trial apologists are to silly or/and to disgusting to understand the problem. PLEASE RETWEET
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Claudia Kurnia Fauzi Dec 1
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.” ― Woody Allen
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Real Weight Loss Dec 2
“Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.” - Woody Allen
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Donielle Dec 1
“Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.” - Richard Pryor 😌🖤 Happy Earthday ✊🏾
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Chris Rock Dec 1
I loved it show of the year.
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Chris Rock Dec 1
Richard Pryor Hade more Great albums than Whitney Houston
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Mr. Cool Dec 1
Replying to @chrisrock
Cornbread. Ain't nothing wrong with THAT.
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Angela Nov 26
after watching this admin literally gas asylum seekers/kids I’m coming to terms with “some people never get theirs” and it’s horrifying
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Chris Rock Dec 1
Ricard Pryor should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He was much bigger Rock star than ABBA.
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Chris Kelly Nov 28
There are now more Spiderman projects planned than years left that the earth is habitable.
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Gilbert Gottfried Nov 29
What lives in Russia and gives milk? A Moscow. I apologize if that joke put you in a bad MOOOD.
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Neal Brennan Nov 29
Lying is just photoshop for stories.
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esmerelda fitzmonster Nov 27
I'll say it again- using 's in his special is a . (Feel the double entendre. Drink it in.)
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