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Gilbert Gottfried Jul 20
OJ just told the judge "I would kill to get out of here!"
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Jim Gaffigan Jul 18
They say laughter is the best medicine. And it is After you’ve received real medicine from a real medical professional.
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Charlamagne Tha God Jul 17
I just want to know if R. Kelly let those young ladies eat today.
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Chris Rock Jul 18
ICYMI: "The great Martin Landu has passed away. He's great in so many movies but Crimes and Misdemeanors is his bes…
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Chris Rock Jul 16
The great Martin Landu has passed away. He's great in so many movies but Crimes and Misdemeanors is his best in my …
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Gabrielle Union Jul 14
If you tell me how humble you are... ummm ya not really all that humble 😒
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Jeff Ross Jul 14
All this talk about is making me sick.
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Jeff Ross Jul 11
Sometimes a "witch hunt" catches witches.
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Aparna Nancherla Jul 9
"be honest does this dress make me look like i'm colluding with russia"-ivanka trump
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Ava DuVernay Jul 8
Blistering. And accurate. This is how they see us.
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Jeff Ross Jul 9
BREAKING NEWS: Pete Rose nominated to run Ethics Committe.
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Aparna Nancherla Jul 6
i've found if you say "well well well" as soon as someone sits down across from you, you immediately get the upper hand for about 2 seconds.
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Conan O'Brien Jul 4
Today, we Americans celebrate our independence from Britain while planning our escape to Canada.
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Jeffrey Joseph Jul 5
Turns out the Declaration of Independence was fake news.
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Robin Thede Jun 30
I don't know what was more impactful today: hearing 4:44 or finding out trump runs the national enquirer
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Chris Rock Jun 29
ICYMI: "Working on this masterpiece at soundcheck. I'll be @ Qudos Bank Arena tonight 8pm 6/28 & the ICC Theatre 8p…
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Chris Rock Jun 29
Tweets are the least of our problems.
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JB Smoove Jun 28
Spiked Banana Pudding ‘Smoovie’ As Made By J.B. Smoove via
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