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George Wallace Oct 11
This hat makes me feel like Superman and whatnot.
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Hari Kondabolu Oct 11
I get invited to speak on panels about diversity in casting more than I actually get cast.
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"Live DJ" Oct 11
Tonight at the Alamo Draft House, we're screening CB4 and then spinning 90's rap in the bar. Laugh as Nelson George and Chris Rock roast NWA and make a strong case for pulling your pants up!
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I Am Groot Oct 11
"when you're in a relationship you're in a band...sometime you sing lead and sometime you're on " awesomeness from it was brilliant.
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Jewel Oct 8
No one chooses to be homeless. I didn’t. We are them . They are us. There is no perfect solution- but as we work toward treating the whole eco system - this measure really matters. Caring matters. Homeless people MATTER.
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Marc Benioff Oct 8
Homelessness is all of our responsibility which is why we are supporting Prop C . Together, as one San Francisco, we can take on our city’s most complex & difficult problems. As SF’s largest employer we recognize we are part of the solution.
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Chris Rock Oct 8
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Chris Rock Oct 8
I’m with Mark. Let’s do this.
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Chris Rock Oct 8
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Chris Rock Oct 7
The Browns could use Dez Bryant’s.
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Otto Rocket Oct 5
Chris Rock’s Netflix special Tambourine is flawless! It’s by far his best work IMO.
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Colin Quinn Sep 30
To all comedy fans. Don’t come up to me after the show and tell me how much better I was than everybody else! It’s rude. They are doing the best they can!
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Miss Rachel Mar 2
'If you are in a relationship, love hard or GTFO. The only thing you should be doing is having sex and going places. You should be cumming and going. 😁 A relationship is only hard when one person is working on it' - Chris Rock, Tamborine.
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Bishop Talbert Swan Mar 5
Replying to @chrisrock
Some people say young black men are an endangered species That's not true, endangered species are protected by the government... -
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Benas Banda Mar 16
Chris Rock's new Netflix special Tamborine is my shit! Parents shouldn't tell their kids they are special. The moment you leave that door, no one cares about you. Also, people aint shit, the sooner you realise, the better.
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Late-Night Organ Donor ♻️ Jul 28
Chris Rock on Needing Bullies: ‘Pressure makes diamonds, not hugs. Hug a piece of coal and watch what you get. Ya get a dirty shirt!‘ From Tamborine on
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Ishan Rojindar Sep 21
So I chose to watch Chris Rock’s on . Oh my god! One of the best performances I have ever seen. Besides laughter, i learnt a few things that I’m now convinced are pretty straightforward and undeniable. to you Mr. Rock!
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🌸 Sep 29
"If you are in a relationship, love hard or GTFO! A relationship is only hard when one person is working on it" -Chris Rock 🙌🙌
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Karla Ramírez🍋 Sep 29
"Love hard or get the fuck out." - Best relationship advices!😂👌🏻
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Chris Rock Sep 27
Please check my absolutely non Emmy nominated Netflix special Tamborine on VINYL. Available on Amazon tomorrow!
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