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Doug Stanhope Feb 11
I'll never understand how someone could ever be considered successful when they still choose to live in a cold climate. Wealth should mean never having to worry about snow drifts or black ice, no matter who is driving the town car.
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Ava DuVernay Feb 8
Andre Holland enlisted the genius of Tarell Alvin McCraney and Steven Soderbergh to create HIGH FLYING BIRD. I’m so proud of him. And in awe of his talent. This gem is available starting tonight on . Oh, and it was beautifully shot on iPhones. 👊🏾
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Conan O'Brien Feb 9
So grateful I grew up in the 70s when dick pics had to be developed at the drug store by a guy named Jim.
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ROSIE Jan 31
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Robin Thede Feb 1
Kamala Harris announced her presidential bid on MLK Day! Cory Booker announced his presidential bid on the first day of Black History Month! Nobody tell Ben Carson about Juneteenth.
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Colin Quinn Jan 31
My prediction for the superbowl? Patriots 68-66. Double OT. I'll bet any idiot out there who thinks otherwise.
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Colin Quinn Jan 31
Trade secret. Every comedian has 15 minutes on each of the weather conditions ( hot, cold, breezy, rainy, balmy, brisk,) prepared for any part of the country ( United States). Everybody relates and it's on everyone's mind. Talk about a unifier!!!
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Sherrod Small Jan 31
Ok mother nature, you win.
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Adam McKay Jan 30
Happy birthday to Christian Bale and Dick Cheney. (No joke. They have the same birthday)
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vinaaa Jan 31
“Only women , children & dogs are loved unconditionally... And men are only loved under the condition that they provide something” 🔥
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vinaaa Jan 31
said “Peace is better than sex” .... but sex keeps the peace 🤔👀
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Natasha Leggero Jan 30
It’s been all downhill since the word “brand”.
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Colin Quinn Jan 31
Weather tip for the cold : Do what I do. I don't even wear a coat. I just "think warm". Pretend in your mind your on a balmly cruise in the carribean sea. You will not feel cold I promise!
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Colin Quinn Jan 31
Gloves and hats are for small minded idiots. Are you going to let "the weather" tell you what to feel and dictate how you dress? You don't deserve liberty.
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Jared Fox Jan 29
I’m going to prove will retweet anyone saying his excellent special, Tamborine, is brilliant.
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Gerson R Jan 29
Just watched Chris Rock's stand up: Tamborine. Really funny, nice to watch and even though its labelled as comedy. Glad to learn and see his underlaying messages. Reminds me of George Carlin. Thank you for another laugh and learning experience.
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Sushi Lor Jan 29
said he wants an Asian chick with a black girl booty who speaks Spanish.. well that’s me 🙋🏻‍♀️😂😂 I watched Tamborine for the fourth time last night ✊🏼✊🏼
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South Padre 2K19 🌴☀️ Jan 27
DMX just got out of prison. Let’s pay homage to a legend.
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Jane Lynch Jan 28
I remember this day. Horrible.
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sdıllıɥdɾʎuoʇ Jan 28
1 year ago today I saw at O2 London for his and was not disappointed! One of the funniest stand-up shows I've seen! Might watch again tonight
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