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CHRIS MAC
bassist. Regular Stand-Up Joke Teller. Occasional TV hoster. Sporadic radio talker. Constant Humanoid... also fond of craft beer.. & champagne.. & wings
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CHRIS MAC Jan 15
Replying to @sharileesebbo
Bubbler
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CHRIS MAC Jan 9
Replying to @paigeareta
Amazing
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CHRIS MAC Jan 9
Replying to @paigeareta
This is real???
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CHRIS MAC Jan 9
Replying to @Rose_Matafeo
Cannot and will not choose... you can’t make me. Also, god I loved that show
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CHRIS MAC Jan 9
Last night for a solid 5 mins I could do a very convincing Irish accent. It was really fun but it’s over now and I’ll never be happy again.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 30
I’ve sunburnt my arms so it’s too late for me. Everyone else enjoy 2020.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 30
Replying to @finnroy
I think this tweet has undone whatever good joke you came up with earlier.
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H. Michael Kre Dec 30
Some of those that use teacups are the same that have saucers.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 30
Replying to @finnroy
I have a few hours left.. not feeling optimistic.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 30
Replying to @josephmoore1
Can you imagine if comedians had to stall their premise for 3 mins just to land their biggest punchline right on midnight.. man that would be cool.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 30
Reminder to all the bands ‘bringing on the new year’ no one has ever actually done the countdown on time and no one ever will so you REALLY don’t need to play that part of the song for so long.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 29
There was a man in the gym with bare feet today and it was so off putting that had he not been benching double my body weight I may have confronted him. Instead I’m doing this
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CHRIS MAC Dec 28
Is it still acceptable to eat favourites for breakfast every day? When’s the cut off? March?
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CHRIS MAC Dec 24
Have tweeted 3 times in 10mins... so you can see how engaged I have become with those around me on this special day.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 24
I got attacked by some angry seagulls while on my Xmas morning jog. This is a PSA as much as it is a brag that I went for a run on Xmas.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 24
Mimosa? I barely know her!
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CHRIS MAC Dec 23
Story arc of every anecdote from the boomers over Xmas is similarly as bleak as this one just told to me: “One of my bridesmaids used to live next door... her old man had bullet scars from the Second World War... he died a few years ago” THE END!
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CHRIS MAC Dec 23
Friends kid: why do you have your nails painted? Me: why does anyone have their nails painted? Entire table: *sober & silent reflection*
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CHRIS MAC Dec 22
Replying to @WrightMinistry
Haha tbh even i’d side eye me.
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CHRIS MAC Dec 22
Replying to @WrightMinistry
Happy to report only the slightest of side eye with overwhelming kindness.
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