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Chris D'Elia
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Chris D'Elia 31m
BOSTON ANOTHER SHOW ADDED AT THE WILBUR DO NOT SLEEP GET THESE TICKETS THIS WILL SELL OUT TOO. 12/1
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Chris D'Elia 34m
PHILLY LATE show is now on-sale to the general public. 9/29 SugarHouse Casino – 10PM LATE SHOW Philadelphia, PA
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Chris D'Elia 14h
Replying to @KylePlum @lowixtweets
People like this are truly so fucking annoying. I don’t look that shit up for a reason and she thought she was being cute bringing it to my attention. Lol fuck her.
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Chris D'Elia 14h
Replying to @lowixtweets
You know what’s worse? People who bring shit like this to my attention? So now I’ll block ya. Bye.
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Chris D'Elia 16h
Hey would you like to get dinner sometime?
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Chris D'Elia 16h
For sure
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Chris D'Elia 16h
Replying to @leeshrems
You don’t have to miss things you can look up. That’s how the internet works.
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Chris D'Elia 16h
Replying to @yungdarth
Nah.
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Chris D'Elia 16h
Yes?
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Chris D'Elia 16h
Pics are fine if it’s quick. No videos is all.
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Chris D'Elia 17h
Replying to @JMScomedy
Perfect.
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Chris D'Elia 18h
We’ve actually been in the same room. We did a table read in a small room for 8 hours.
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Chris D'Elia 18h
Hahahahaha did you do this
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Andrew Stiltner Art 19h
Painting I did to show support for one of my favorite comedians/cult leaders
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Chris D'Elia Jul 19
Replying to @K3RmitHD
Shut up tho, right? Isn’t that more the thing?
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Chris D'Elia Jul 19
Lebron wears ONE outfit with a blazer and shorts and now all the athletes are doing it that’s hilarious 😂
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Bethany S. Mandel Jul 18
If you didn't do anything wrong, ignore the outrage mob. Do not apologize, do not delete tweets, do not give them an inch.
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Chris D'Elia Jul 19
Just saw a girls Instagram bio that said “Seeker” and that’s it. Like she’s always just walking around crouched with her hand over her eyebrows looking for grand shit lmao fuck off.
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Chris D'Elia Jul 19
I had my cock pierced when I was born.
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Chris D'Elia Jul 18
Ha! Love this. So fucking true.
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