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Chris D'Elia
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Chris D'Elia 7h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
Hey man. I’m going to need for you to tell me where you found these videos so I can watch them all day long. Thanks in advance.
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Chris D'Elia 7h
This is my favorite SNL sketch of all time.
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Chris D'Elia 12h
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Chris D'Elia 14h
Yeah really. Wtf are you tagging him fore? Just give a compliment and move along.
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Chris D'Elia 14h
Replying to @inviso
No
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Chris D'Elia 14h
Replying to @chrisdelia
This dude flies with you all the time. You tried to upsell him a change fee of 850 dollars so he booked his own new flight on AA for 350. THEN you charged him 200 for not getting on original flight. He’s rich as fuck but I hope to god you don’t treat others like this.
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Chris D'Elia 14h
Yoooo you charged 200 bucks for NOT getting on a flight because he couldn’t when he had to be rushed to the hospital huh? The fuck is wrong with you?
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Chris D'Elia 17h
The revolution is coming.
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Chris D'Elia 21h
Replying to @TaylorComedy
Thanks so much bro.
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Chris D'Elia 22h
You’re gonna drown.
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Ezike Giles Mar 18
Do real people find Chris D’Elia funny?
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Oh... it’s my height.
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
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Congratulations Pod Mar 19
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Replying to @TaranKillam
That one is 🔥🔥🔥
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Heard em all!
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Replying to @DarryZee
Ya but I ain’t driving to that one.
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Guys. MANY people don’t know this but, it is not a compliment to say “My friend doesn’t think your funny, but I do.”
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Replying to @DevanMills2
Damn. You don’t know my rules. Now I block you because of the negativity you’ve brought into my life. Thanks for telling me someone doesn’t think I’m funny.
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Chris D'Elia Mar 19
Bro. We don’t slam babies who are actively supporting the cult. Now give her compliments.
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