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Chris D'Elia
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Chris D'Elia 19h
Replying to @ArtistsShadow
You the man.
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Chris D'Elia 19h
Replying to @haileymcevoy
Too sweet thank you for coming.
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Chris D'Elia 19h
Replying to @ClaudioTrains
Tie
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Chris D'Elia 19h
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Chris D'Elia 21h
"I insist my character is from Yavin 4" dude I’m dead. I’m fuckin done. This is hilarious. For fucks sake.
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Chris D'Elia 22h
Replying to @Jokoy
No but once I sat on it so long that the bathroom attendant did.
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Chris D'Elia 23h
Replying to @jeffleach
I hear that dude! It’s lonely anyway. May as well link the fuck up. More fun for all.
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Chris D'Elia 23h
Replying to @colelevesquee
I’m not worried about where you are lol. You’re trying to purchase a ticket 2 hours before a show. You may have a problem as it sold out a long time ago.
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Chris D'Elia 23h
Replying to @colelevesquee
The show is in 2 hours bro.
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Chris D'Elia Sep 22
Replying to @NikkiGlaser
I just lay in the aisle and the drink cart rolls over me.
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Chris D'Elia Sep 22
Bottom line? I dance.
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Chris D'Elia Sep 21
Be safe but also 😎
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Chris D'Elia Sep 21
Replying to @chrisdelia
Also they could’ve just told them they did it not change shit.
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Chris D'Elia Sep 21
Imagine a blind guy giving a fuck about this dumb shit. Some guy: “Hey they made baseball uniforms in Braille.” Me (blind): “Oh yeah? I still can’t fuckin see. Can you find me some food or water by using your vision.”
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Chris D'Elia Sep 21
Replying to @corbsy15 @NattyDupps
❤️
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Chris D'Elia Sep 21
Replying to @jeffleach
Dude thanks so much.
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connor mitchell Sep 21
So much fun seeing tonight! His set had us dying! Thanks for a night of laughs and memories I won’t forget!
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Ben McDonald Sep 21
This clip of talking about calling out haters with dying laughing is absolute gold
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Chris D'Elia Sep 21
Uh oh we did a guest voice on SWORD AND SCALE
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Amy Madigan Sep 21
A family of babies going to see their Daddy
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