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Chris D'Elia
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Chris D'Elia 3h
Replying to @elonmusk
Me too but gonna take way longer for me.
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The Comedy Store 16h
Replying to @chrisdelia
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Chris D'Elia 20h
Oh no way! I guess I can have a career now!!! Thank GOD I finally got your aproval you piece of flying dog shit!
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Chris D'Elia 20h
Lol look at that wallet fuck that it’s a wallet not a turkey sandwich from a Jewish deli. Nobody has a wallet like this.
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Chris D'Elia 21h
Girls are like “Bad bitches do what they wanna” and it will be a picture of them out drinking at a night club. Thats not that bad. Would be hilarious if it was a picture of them killing someone in a field tho.
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Congratulations Pod 23h
Episode 65 - Walmart Comic Kid is (finally) here!
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Chris D'Elia 23h
It’s up my patient babies!!!
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Chris D'Elia Apr 24
I should
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Chris D'Elia Apr 23
Replying to @RonFunches
She could have cut it completely if she fed one to the other.
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Chris D'Elia Apr 23
Replying to @RonFunches
Ahhahaha.
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Chris D'Elia Apr 23
Replying to @SneakerNews
Great legs.
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Chris D'Elia Apr 23
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Chris D'Elia Apr 23
Replying to @HarrisonCBerger
That’s not bitch
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Chris D'Elia Apr 22
Replying to @Jordan_2BS
For sure just lmk. I’ll dm you so you can dm me next time.
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Chris D'Elia Apr 22
Hey guys. Please watch this. One of my absolute favorite comedians. This is his special. For FREE. on YouTube. Congrats you are hilarious.
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Chris D'Elia Apr 22
Shit man I’m really sorry that happened. Let me know if I’m ever close to the area you live again I will get you tickets to come see me!
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Chris D'Elia Apr 22
Hey guys. This is a public service announcement. Don’t try and buy tickets the day of my shows.
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Chris D'Elia Apr 21
Oh yea for sure
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Chris D'Elia Apr 21
Tis what
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