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Chloé Cunha
Comedian, poet, also actor but only if I get to be a gay vampire/assassin/robot 🏳️‍🌈 , Vespa on , Melody on she/her
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Chloé Cunha retweeted
Amelia Frappolli 7h
Today's edition of "you could reuse this article from 100 years ago in 2020" (The Seattle Star, Nov. 2, 1918)
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Hanif Abdurraqib 11h
moon finally dropping the album
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Kristen Arnett 12h
the moon is announcing it wrote a poem about poets
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Chloé Cunha 12h
Replying to @Trommertized
Honestly I have to look into it!! You and a few others have expressed interest, I've just never done it before
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Chloé Cunha 12h
Replying to @ariellbg
Will have to check it out!!
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Chloé Cunha 17h
Living with your mom is great because sometimes you go rummaging through an under-used cabinet and find a waffle maker that hasn't been fired up in over 10 years and somehow still works
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Chloé Cunha 18h
Replying to @jpbrammer
The movie that made me gay!!
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
This one was tough because "Hope" has been so overdone, but I feel pretty satisfied with the result, even if this astronaut unfortunately was not
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Replying to @nzaino
Well she does like me so it can't be all bad!!
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Replying to @ChloeCunha
Just want to briefly point out, your Qs may be slightly different depending on where you live-- for me Q1 was Right to Repair Redux / Wireless Car Data, Q2 was Ranked Choice Voting (hard yes!!), & Q3 was a non binding resolution affirming commitment to combating global warming
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Turned in my and my mum's ballot today!! MA folks if you're wondering I voted Yes on all 3 Qs. There's been a LOT of misinfo on Q1 in particular-- blatant, fear mongering lies (heavily funded by the major car companies, btw). Do your research but those are my 2 cents!
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Today in devastatingly accurate burns from my girlfriend: "Sometimes you give off the energy of a man who owns multiple funko pop dolls"
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Replying to @peelspls
Republicans oppose magic ballots because they know it would make it easier to vote!! Democrats oppose magic ballots because they are frightened of their power
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Replying to @peelspls
It's a 💫maaaaagic💫 cake!! IT FINDS YOU
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Replying to @swingdingaling
Wow holy shit
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Election reveal cake: if you cut it and the inside is blue you get to relax a little though still remain politically active, if it's red your whole house burns down
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Replying to @bossy_dawsey
This is fucking nuts
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Chloé Cunha retweeted
Gary Petersen Oct 19
My debut comedy album "Yellow Belt Confidence" is available now! I am extremely proud of this live album that made possible. He is my brother and his albums are also on there. Love that guy.
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Chloé Cunha Oct 20
Gary is a good friend, taught my stand-up class, and is very funny + has a great dog!! Get his album!
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Chloé Cunha Oct 19
Replying to @LauraSeverse
Ty Laura!!
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