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Chelsea Handler
Comedian, TV personality and Psychic. Snapchat: ChelseaHandler | ACTIVIST. Book “Life Will Be the Death of Me” out April 9.
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Today is 4/20. And the fact that I, as a white woman, get to talk about how much I love cannabis while thousands of people of color are currently penalized for it is not lost on me. We have to do better, and we have to start by expunging these records.
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InStyle Apr 18
"I always knew conventional motherhood wasn’t for me." always knew that having kids wasn't for her — even her mom told her so. The comedian shares why dogs are the only babies she'll ever need (and want) in her lifetime.
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Chelsea Handler 24h
Thank you, Austin. See you tonight, Houston! 🍊
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Chelsea Handler Apr 20
Get it, girl!
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Chelsea Handler Apr 20
Thank you, Austin. And thank you to my cutie-patootie, . Tonight, I will be in Houston and in-between I will be signing books at any bookstore I visit. Mostly my book, but I’ll sign a couple copies of Ivanka’s book too.
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Chelsea Handler Apr 19
T-Shirts and “I Decide” MyIntent Bracelets will be sold at each stop of my tour as well as online! My portion of proceeds will go directly to - You can purchase at any show or online at
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Chelsea Handler Apr 18
Sarah Suckabee Sanders admitting she lied in the is like me admitting I smoke weed. Yeah girl, we all fucking know.
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Chelsea Handler Apr 18
New Guests joining me on tour! Glennon Doyle will be interviewing me on May 16 in Clearwater, Florida and Lilly Singh will be interviewing me on May 17 in Miami. 🍊Tickets 👉🏼
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NPR Apr 18
Replying to @NPR
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Chelsea Handler Apr 18
Nobody needs to see that video of Robert Craft. Not you. Not me. And certainly not that poor lady who had to give him a handy.
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Chelsea Handler Apr 17
Today I am number 1 on the New York Times Best Sellers list, and tomorrow I will be in Dallas, Texas. Thank you to everyone who bought my book and is coming out for my tour. It’s nice to know I did it all without the help of Russia.
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Chelsea Handler Apr 17
Thank you to everyone for throwing such love my way for my new book. I am humbled, and grateful and am feeling all the love. Thank you to my editor Julie Grau who knew I had something deeper in me and for the best writing experience I’ve had yet. 🍊
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Chelsea Handler Apr 17
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Grace Helbig Apr 15
YES! is on ! She fucking rules & her new book "Life Will Be the Death of Me" is 💯. Having such a wonderfully candid convo about life/work/bullshit was a dream. Listen & snag her new book! iTunes: Youtube:
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Chelsea Handler Apr 16
AUSTIN sold out! Life Will Be the Death of Me, my 6th book and sit-down comedy tour tickets available. 15 Tickets left in San Diego, 30 Tickets left in Dallas and 41 Tickets in San Francisco. COME! 🍊
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Scott Dworkin Apr 15
Trump deported the spouse of a soldier who was killed in Afghanistan, leaving their 12-year-old daughter with no parents in America. If you’re an American and you’re not sick by the end of that sentence, something is wrong with you.
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Chelsea Handler Apr 15
I’m home for a couple days with dogs, cleaning ladies, and assistant. I thought it would be a warm welcome, but it appears everyone is thriving fine, if not better, without me. So I’ll be back out on tour Thursday in Dallas at the Majestic Theatre.
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Jane Seymour Fonda Apr 14
Chelsea Handler’s new book, “Life Will Be The Death of Me” is fantastic and a must read.
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Chelsea Handler Apr 14
I think I would be a lot more excited about if I knew Robert Mueller was going to make a surprise appearance. Honestly, I'd watch him play Fortnite.
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