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Chelsea Handler
Comedian, TV personality, Activist and Psychic. #1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME🍊 New iHeart Podcast every Thursday | Stand-Up Comedy Tour👇🏼
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Chelsea Handler 2h
Since I’m heading back to Jersey for my stand-up show this weekend, Brandon decided to get me a crimper to get back to my roots.
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Chelsea Handler 3h
Congrats to Illinois on becoming the 11th state to legalize the purchase and possession of recreational marijuana. I hope the reputation of Chicago being the windy city brings second hand smoke to the rest of the nation.
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Chelsea Handler 5h
This weekend I will be heading to ATLANTA, MONTCLAIR and WESTBURY for my first Stand-Up shows of my tour. For Tickets👉🍊
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Chelsea Handler 10h
Not my type is now an excuse for rape? But, if she were your type, all systems go. Our president. Our Republicans who defend this man. Rape.
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The Talk Jun 24
. gets candid about therapy and healing since her older brother's death when she was just nine years old. WATCH➡️:
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Chelsea Handler Jun 24
I want to thank everyone who came out to my shows this weekend. It was the last weekend of my sit-down comedy tour. The rest of my tour dates will be stand-up. I never thought I would go back, but I feel reborn. Like one does after vaginal rejuvination.
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Chelsea Handler Jun 24
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Ted Boutrous Jun 21
In light of ’s threat that “people should pay dearly for such false accusations” in response to E. Jean Carroll’s powerful accusations, I reiterate: there is an army of lawyers, including me, ready to defend her and anyone else he attacks for speaking freely.
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Chelsea Handler Jun 22
While children are being treated like terrorists at our border, our president pretends he claims about the lives of innocent Iranians. The conditions at the border call for people to be tried and put in jail for crimes against humanity.
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Patricia Arquette Jun 22
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Good now how about you deal with your child abuse riddled detention centers? Get those kids, diapers, toothpaste and toothbrushes, showers, hair brushes, food that is healthy . Blankets and Matresses, toilets, showers and clean clothes. NOW
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
Replying to @bad_ckitty
Thank you!
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
I wrote a book about my psychiatrist, with his permission. And now we’re talking about it. So, understand full stories before you judge things.
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
My podcast episode this week is with my psychiatrist - going through the ENNEAGRAM. I’m an 8, I want to know where you stand. Listen here 🎧
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
Replying to @DDblusk
You’re awesome.
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Katie Orth Jun 21
You gave the idea of orange a positive spin. I no longer associate it with the terd in the White House. Thank you for making citrus great again.
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
All independent bookstores who have copies of my books in upcoming tour cities, please let us know so I can swing by and sign them. Seattle, Atlanta, Montclair, Westbury, L.I., St. Louis, Minneapolis, Nashville, New Orleans. 💁🏼‍♀️🍊
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
has endorsed 3 women in AZ and two from my home state of New Jersey! Good luck , , Lane Santa Cruz, and especially the women of !CH Tweets
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Chelsea Handler Jun 21
Thank you, Portland, for an awesome show last night and thank you to everyone for this whole tour. It has brought me back to stand-up, something I never thought I wanted to do again, and I’m loving it. 🍊
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Chelsea Handler Jun 20
Gentle asshole reminder.
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Chelsea Handler Jun 20
What if the UFO’s are coming because they believe we have gotten too stupid and greedy, and they were going to let us find our way, and then they finally heard Trump speak? i need something every day to give me hope. This will be today’s hope.
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