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Chase Mitchell
Formerly: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Currently: A constant state of fear and anxiety
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Chase Mitchell 2h
If you are a beloved cartoon space toy why are you also a grunting washed up cokehead
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Chase Mitchell 9h
Replying to @nickwiger
why is the wiger lock always so fucking depressing
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Chase Mitchell 10h
Replying to @DanHopp
*silently tips cowboy hat*
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Chase Mitchell 10h
Replying to @DanHopp
I just assumed you were waiting until peak hours
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Chase Mitchell 10h
Like 80 percent of movies before 1960 involved a doctor walking in the room and saying "Well, I've given her a sedative..."
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Chase Mitchell 16h
Replying to @bazecraze @danguterman
lol
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Chase Mitchell 16h
The right has for years pushed the narrative that the left is weak and feckless. The second the left fights back, they're as bad as nazis 🤔
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Chase Mitchell 18h
get a fucking room and then blast that room into space
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Chase Mitchell 18h
This is great reporting. Thank you.
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Chase Mitchell 18h
if you didn't step in this would have gone on all day
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Chase Mitchell 19h
OK so now he's just using a regular whistle
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Chase Mitchell 20h
Replying to @johnjcook
100 percent. and unfortunately it is going to work.
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Chase Mitchell 21h
Replying to @nataliesurely
(as if we should be looking to that fucking guy for his opinion on ANYTHING)
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Chase Mitchell 21h
Replying to @nataliesurely
more relevant is that he opposed confederate memorials
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Chase Mitchell 21h
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Metro Atlanta DSA 🌹 Aug 15
This is the final boss of confederate monuments. We're not stopping unless we replace these scumbags with Outkast.
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Chase Mitchell 22h
Could the person who defaced the Lincoln Memorial please come back and write more clearly so we know who to be mad at
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Chase Mitchell 23h
Replying to @boring_as_heck
*through tears* thank you for this
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Chase Mitchell Aug 15
ah, good point. let's dig those up too.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 14
i report, you decide
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