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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 27
Live long: check Prosper: check
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Chase Mitchell Feb 26
Well, the people debating it are DEFINITELY white.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 25
kind of annoyed by how many faves the "oof" is getting
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Chase Mitchell Feb 25
oof
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Chase Mitchell Feb 25
Bill O'Reilly walks into a bar. "It's a fuckin' war zone out there" he says. "Yeah, shot me down" says Brian Williams.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 25
Following someone who just unfollowed you is a fun little mindfuck that's completely free
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Chase Mitchell Feb 23
Idina Menzel just woke up to John Travolta still clutching her face.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
Great year for neurological disorders!
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
A confused Tony Bennett is wandering down Hollywood Blvd alone right now.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
Chris Pine's ancestors have been through a lot.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
Terrence Howard will be replaced for the rest of the night by Don Cheadle.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
And the Academy Award for your mom leaning over and whispering "Oh I LOVE him" goes to Paul Reiser
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
"We can't figure out how good our commercials are supposed to be" - The Oscars
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
Nice of Chloe Moretz to hold on to everyone's earrings.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
"The Impeccable Ethan Hawke" sounds like a really boring comic book.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
. this feels like a neg
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
Idea: If your Oscar speech goes too long, the host starts loudly reading a negative Rotten Tomatoes review of your movie.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 22
Drinking game: Take a drink every time the bartender asks if you want another drink
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Chase Mitchell Feb 20
Friends should have just been called White Guys In Big Shirts
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Chase Mitchell Feb 20
"Welcome back to Jeopardy In Hell. The only category left is 'Your Partner's Sexual Past' and, as usual, these will all be video clues."
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