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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell 12h
Lol this anime-avatared dipshit is reporting me for saying you should be able to punch nazis, so if my account gets suspended, that's why
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Chase Mitchell 15h
you sound like a drowning man
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Chase Mitchell 16h
luv 2 punch nazis
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Chase Mitchell 17h
dude specifically denigrated your news organization to your faces in a press conf and you won't even call him on his bullshit
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Chase Mitchell 17h
you're supposed to point out that this is a lie in the headline
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Chase Mitchell 17h
I have forgotten what it is like to not wake up mad.
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Chase Mitchell 18h
SUPREMELY uninterested in your take on why Nazi Richard Spencer should not be punched.
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Chase Mitchell 18h
nope sorry punching Nazis is good
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Chase Mitchell 19h
. ur city fuckin hates u dawg
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Chase Mitchell 21h
Imagine being so out of touch with women's needs you don't even know how to slow dance with your wife.
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Chase Mitchell 22h
you seriously gonna throw punching Richard Spencer into this? You can do anything to Nazis. It's the Inglorious Basterds Rule
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john freiler 23h
if the idea of a women's march scares you, it should, they are meeting to compare notes on all our dick sizes, everyone's gonna know now
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Chase Mitchell 23h
. Sorry, still grappling with this: you "moved on her like a bitch"? Like, SHE'S the bitch? YOU'RE the bitch? V confusing
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Chase Mitchell Jan 20
Well I'm here To remind you Of the mess you left You're Dave Coulier
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Chase Mitchell Jan 20
These people fuck once a year and it's not fun for either of them
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Chase Mitchell Jan 20
Four years of Donald Trump Purell-ing his hands every time he meets one of his supporters.
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Gerry Duggan Jan 20
As American as apple pie.
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Chase Mitchell Jan 20
Ya girl lookin like a damn Air France flight attendant
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Chase Mitchell Jan 19
*Meanwhile, Abraham Lincoln's soul screams from its mind prison*
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Dave Itzkoff Jan 19
well, at least we got see 3 Doors Down
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