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Chase Mitchell
I write for TV and clean up my dog’s shit with a little bag
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Chase Mitchell 6m
First Gawker, then Gothamist, now The Awl? What's next, another site?
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Chase Mitchell 47m
Replying to @nickwiger
did chuck klosterman hack your twitter account
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Chase Mitchell 1h
To be fair, 9 hours of that was one long, sustained burp
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Chase Mitchell 2h
That’s because New York has Polar which is superior in every way
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Chase Mitchell 4h
If you put "Horse Soldiers" in the title of your movie, you better show me a horse shooting a goddamn gun
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Chase Mitchell 8h
Replying to @doughboyspod
this is great because i love the podcast and also explaining shirts to people
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Chase Mitchell 8h
Replying to @toddlevin
i think this is a good point but warning i am dumb
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Chase Mitchell 10h
Replying to @johnwhaskell
i often wonder what Michael Jordan is up to these days
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Chase Mitchell 10h
Replying to @eliyudin
Eli if you ever stopped drinking you would look like Logan Paul in about 3 weeks
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Chase Mitchell 22h
Props to the guy at the end of this for doing the commercial even though they *clearly* wanted Wallace Shawn
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Chase Mitchell 22h
Empanada Mama is 90% of why I left
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Chase Mitchell 23h
Re: Aziz, no one is trying to arrest him. Master Of None Season 3 will probably still happen. It’s just weird that a guy who wrote a fucking book on sex and relationships could misread signs that bad. This is a reckoning for all dudes.
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
Replying to @NikkiGlaser
👏👏👏
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Josh Gondelman Jan 14
Tea tastes like the ghost of coffee.
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
Happy Birthday to the suspiciously nice , who is less a "man" than he is a "beam of incandescent light"
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
time for an old-fashioned nice-off
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
when you definitely know how to compare two like things
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
Replying to @septembawest
oh u know it
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
Every 32-year-old in America is going to butcher a Cranberries song at karaoke this week
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Chase Mitchell Jan 15
"I wonder if I could go back in time and take his healthcare"
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