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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
Bernie or Hillary, I think we can all agree we're being robbed of what The Newsroom would've done with this in their 2018 season.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
Why is everyone being so mean to this nice banana
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
BREAKING: Candidates Agree: It Is A Big Complicated World
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
uh bernie sanders' website just keep redirecting here
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
Bernie throwing that bronchitis shade.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
Every time this PBS debate takes a break, the audience fills with kale farts.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
The only reason this PBS audience is clapping is because one of the moderators keeps waving a free tote bag in front of them.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 11
"White Worker, Black Worker," coming this fall on NBC.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 9
Very proud of former boss and current girlfriend on , which premieres TONIGHT on Comedy Central WATCH
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Chase Mitchell Feb 8
oh nice they finally added "lawn clippings"
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
"Eli Manning has a lot of great qualities as well!" - Eli Manning, into a mirror
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
Screw Cam Newton's showboating. Peyton Manning celebrates the old fashioned way: by mailing his wife a "thumbs up" emoji.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
The theme of that performance was "Chris Martin's friends get him into a club."
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
"Coldplay featuring Beyoncé" is like saying "please welcome a lettuce and tomato sandwich featuring bacon."
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
I think we can all agree this Audi commercial is what Bowie would have wanted.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
And the winner of the coin toss is... Hillary Clinton somehow.
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Chase Mitchell Feb 7
Ah yes, the Parade Of Giant Suit Jackets.
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Julieanne Smolinski Feb 5
I don't get what everybody thinks is so weird about that lady's food diary. It's pretty close to mine!
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Chase Mitchell Feb 5
are we gonna fuck or what
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Chase Mitchell Feb 2
Amazing photo of Ted Cruz being notified of the Iowa results!
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