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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 27
Did not realize how good Barron Trump was with computers until I saw this actual photo of him
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Chase Mitchell Sep 27
fucking insanely passive aggressive JCVD snub here
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Chase Mitchell Sep 26
Trump is suggesting we be paid by other countries for "protection." Trump is suggesting we be the mafia.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 26
you guys need to fucking watch the movie The Green Room
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Chase Mitchell Sep 26
"Ssssomebody call up Sean Hannity!" is usually my drunk grandfather's go-to defense.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 26
Trump doing very well right now in the bar from the movie The Green Room.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 26
The only thing I agree with Donald Trump on is that we have to bring back the original Law & Order franchise.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 26
When Lester Holt said "race," Donald Trump's asshole dropped out of his pant leg.
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Emmy Blotnick Sep 26
Is it me or has Lester Holt has gone considerably grayer over the course of one debate question
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Chase Mitchell Sep 25
anyway I'm single now
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Chase Mitchell Sep 25
The worst joke I've ever told in my life was just now when my girlfriend and I toasted drinks and she said "cheers" and I said "Frasier"
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Chase Mitchell Sep 25
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Chase Mitchell Sep 24
This was a really fun sketch to work on. is a genius.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 23
FiveThirtyEight's election odds look like a dude in an '80s movie describing the girl he just saw
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Chris Kelly Sep 21
Cool pic of Hillary’s debate prep.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 20
Jared Leto is playing Andy Warhol? I think he'd be more convincing as the soup can.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 19
Maybe don't make a Skittles metaphor when your followers are only one color.
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Chase Mitchell Sep 19
If I told you I had a basket of deplorables and just three would kill you...
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Chase Mitchell Aug 20
Sometimes just to mix things up I like to blast off like 7 unpopular tweets in a row
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Chase Mitchell Sep 19
Please be on the lookout for other upcoming products from Soylent, including: - Meat Thing - Sustenance Cubes - Carb Dust - Orphan Slop
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