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Chase Mitchell
Formerly: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Currently: A constant state of fear and anxiety
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Chase Mitchell 2h
I will never write a joke funnier than "We hope you use Spirit Airlines in the future."
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Chase Mitchell 6h
Replying to @ChaseMit
I reluctantly, solemnly accept my position as hottest man on this budget airplane
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Chase Mitchell 7h
I can tell I'm on a Spirit Airlines flight because it straight-up looks like a plane full of Dick Tracy villains
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Chase Mitchell 7h
Replying to @nickwiger
Hearing the announcer say "PorZINGis!!" in MSG is literally the only positive experience about watching the Knicks
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Chase Mitchell 18h
To me this honestly just looks like a picture of a sink full of dirty silverware
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Chase Mitchell 19h
Replying to @electrolemon
Had no idea Benigni cleaned up at the Stinkers
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Chase Mitchell 19h
"I don't always drink beer" -- The Most Interesting Man In The World at his intervention
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Chase Mitchell 23h
Replying to @rob_sheridan
Yeah why -- Have you seen them too? Are they... are they real
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Chase Mitchell 23h
There is a set of adult twins on my block who wear the same thing every day and, they shouldn't be allowed to do that
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Chase Mitchell Jun 21
holy hell this review from is a really fun read.
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Chase Mitchell Jun 21
Replying to @gabutch
you have two beautiful sons
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Chase Mitchell Jun 21
Replying to @natefernald
c'mon nate, you don't remember "The Geedis & Tammy Hour, For Children"?
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Chase Mitchell Jun 21
Replying to @ArielDumas
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Chase Mitchell Jun 21
Replying to @davidlsims
It's a great show, leave it alone ya jerk
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Chase Mitchell Jun 20
maybe... most people.... are bad
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Chase Mitchell Jun 20
Still holding out hope that Karen Handel will reveal herself to be character actress Margo Martindale
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Chase Mitchell Jun 20
Replying to @ChaseMit
This is, the worst thing I've ever written on this website
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Chase Mitchell Jun 20
*rollerblades up to your car at Sonic two weeks from now* "I. MAKE. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!"
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Chase Mitchell Jun 20
Replying to @beckyyk
Is dis real
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Chase Mitchell Jun 20
Replying to @JeffRubinShow
Yes. Should have been the headlights. I get the logic of the windshield but it looks INSANE -- two pupils floating in a giant white void
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