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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell 13h
Watching Tim Kaine in a bar with the sound off it kinda looks like he's at a corporate roast of Todd from accounting
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Chase Mitchell 13h
This feels like a weird quote to tweet. "This guy fuckin loves his wife so much you won't believe it"
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Chase Mitchell 13h
Tim Kaine looks like every dude I've ever seen nursing a Coors Light at the bar of an airport TGI Fridays.
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Chase Mitchell 14h
misspelled "whose" in this and it is killing me
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Chase Mitchell 15h
*checks back in 1 hour* wow, 1,200 likes, 500 RTs
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Chase Mitchell 15h
It's not looking good for you, Omega-3 trail mix that's been in the back of my fridge for 2 years.
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Chase Mitchell Jul 22
First VP pick who's slogan is "You kids have fun I'll be upstairs."
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Chase Mitchell Jul 22
Tim Kaine is the human equivalent of when you want a burger but you get a salad
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Chase Mitchell Jul 22
If Donald Trump was really the "Law and Order candidate" he would know that a lady in a pantsuit usually wins.
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Chase Mitchell Jul 22
underwater ep is so good it's all i can talk about today
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
Does anyone want this tweet - it is real lame and I will sell it to you for 5 dollars
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
This is legit a ClickHole article.
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
"I will protect LGBT people from the other people in this room."
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
*builds time machine* *immediately wastes it to show 2015 Ted Cruz this moment*
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
Much like "Law & Order," Donald Trump is also good at incorrectly identifying a rapist in the first 5 minutes.
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
They've come a long way.
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Jess Dweck Jul 21
Trump is such a misogynist he played "Here Comes the Sun" before his daughter walked out.
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
"I'm Jon Voight. My kids used to kiss each other. Anyway you should listen to me."
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
slogan for game of thrones season 7
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Chase Mitchell Jul 21
Tom Barrack: Florida Voldemort
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