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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 30
Back To The Future and The Terminator are my two favorite 1980s time travel movies about a guy making sure his mom gets fucked real good.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 28
That's, at best, just an OK tweet. Feel free to hit with some feedback.
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david young Mar 28
If Pavlov was alive today, you know he'd definitely have one of those annoying separate Instagram accounts for each of his dogs.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 28
I'm about to RT a tweet from but before I do that I want everyone to know that it's only because he literally begged me to. Ready?
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Chase Mitchell Mar 27
Check out 's on tonight - he is an unhinged genius.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 27
At the very least, Italy owes Amanda Knox a pizza party.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 26
"Now for more on the fire, we go live to our reporter, Frankenstein" "FIRE BAD" "Thank you" "ALSO THE NAME IS ACTUALLY FRANKENSTEIN'S MONST
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Chase Mitchell Mar 22
Alright, who's the wise guy who keeps seeing Mission Impossible movies?
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Chase Mitchell Mar 21
I've ordered GrubHub so much this week that they've just started sliding it under the door.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 21
My sink is so full of unwashed dishes it looks like I'm making a model of the Capitol Records building.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 21
Far as I can tell, like 90 percent of being an adult is getting mailed insurance forms you have no idea what to do with.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 19
Here's a new bit me and had a LOT of fun making for last night:
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Chase Mitchell Mar 18
A good tip for finding quality salad dressing is to look for dead actor Paul Newman's face on the bottle.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 16
Just so we're clear, it takes six episodes and an HBOGO password to charge a rich white guy with murder.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 12
Just saying the word "citrus" is refreshing.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 11
When you turn 85, the U.S. government gives you a bowl of those candies in the strawberry wrappers.
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Chase Mitchell Mar 10
BREAKING: Judge Orders Pharrell Williams, Robin Thicke To Apologize For Summer Of 2013
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Chase Mitchell Mar 7
I don't believe this. Someone is messing with the Zohan even though the title of the movie says SPECIFICALLY not to do that
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Chase Mitchell Mar 6
this is a good tweet and I stand by it
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Chase Mitchell Mar 6
Lotta great kababs out there, but my favorite is probably still shish
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