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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Met Gala Recap: Millionaires wore Halloween costumes to a museum
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Chase Mitchell Apr 30
BOW BEFORE MJOLNIR Hey Thor where's ur gf SOLVING SCIENTIFIC PROBLEMS IN OTHER REALMS Sounds like she's mad at u WE HAVE LIKE AN OPEN THING
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Chase Mitchell Apr 28
Hot tip: There is no such thing as "pre-registering" for something. That's registering for something.
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Chase Mitchell Apr 28
seared, sliced AND served? you spoil me, mcdonald's
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Chase Mitchell Apr 26
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Chase Mitchell Apr 26
Who the fuck told Captain America that you throw a shield?
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Chase Mitchell Apr 25
When dad won't let you go to The Used concert
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Chase Mitchell Apr 25
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Chase Mitchell Apr 25
told you this wasn't worth it, but you were all "well I have to tweet SOMETHING"
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Chase Mitchell Apr 25
I am fully against Jared Leto transitioning into the Joker.
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
"You know that beautiful landmark? Here's me blocking part of it." - vacation photos
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Chase Mitchell Apr 21
I assure you, you don't like Full House as much as you think you do.
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Chase Mitchell Apr 20
*runs in out of breath* is it too late to do pot
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Chase Mitchell Apr 19
turn that "n" around if you wanna be taken seriously
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Chase Mitchell Apr 19
Just realized I've accidentally had the show "Turn" on for the past three hours so if it gets renewed for another season, that's why
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Chase Mitchell Apr 19
i say this like four times a week
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Chase Mitchell Apr 15
how did your child like that vacation you didn't take him on
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Chase Mitchell Apr 15
hey I liked a lot of your tweets recently but this wasn't one of them. Just didn't do it for me. Thought you should know
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Chase Mitchell Apr 15
Surprise: "Shakira" was just Sofia Vergara yodeling that whole time.
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david young Apr 13
I'll admit it, based on all the pictures, I barely understand what Coachella is and frankly it confuses and scares me.
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