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Chase Mitchell
I write for TV and clean up my dog’s shit with a little bag
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Chase Mitchell 3h
it's bananas. wrote a really great review of it here:
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Chase Mitchell 4h
Replying to @joshgondelman
"adam sandler?"
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Chase Mitchell 4h
"That video of me saying beliefs I deeply hold and had no problem espousing very loudly directly into a camera is not the real me"
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Chase Mitchell 9h
"My son, a literal murderer, is, to me, not a criminal. I reject what words mean."
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Chase Mitchell 22h
Replying to @shannonwoodward
Def wondering how many other takes of this there are
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Chase Mitchell May 21
Replying to @kumailn
it jacks up my heart rate just reading this
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Chase Mitchell May 21
A devastating blow to our nation's high school detectives
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Chase Mitchell May 21
Pope: God Gay, Thirsty As Hell
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Chase Mitchell May 21
are they taking packets
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Chase Mitchell May 20
I did a podcast with my dad. That’s a sentence that should equally shame both of us. Check it out!
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Chase Mitchell May 20
Replying to @markmarklittle
Rocketeer *really* holds up. Shame it didn’t become a franchise. It’s incredibly lovable
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Chase Mitchell May 20
Replying to @markmarklittle
As a kid I was weirdly into 1930s-era period superhero movies. Loved The Phantom, Shadow and Rocketeer. I think most of them hold up.
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Chase Mitchell May 20
But did the dicccc survive
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Chase Mitchell May 20
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Chase Mitchell May 20
Replying to @JoeBerkowitz
They sell these on Spirit Airlines flights. They’re so disgusting I only had two of them
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Chase Mitchell May 20
Free insult for nerds: Motherfucker you so soft you probably listen to the beeped version of This American Life
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Chase Mitchell May 20
Happy from this guy. Rescuing dogs is cool because 1) they’re cute; 2) free dog; and 3) you get to act superior to people without going vegan. And all it costs you is one IKEA rug!
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Chase Mitchell May 19
Replying to @youranalogbuddy
I’ve actually heard this joke more times than I’ve heard any joke in Deadpool 2
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Chase Mitchell May 19
Replying to @youranalogbuddy
Nah it’s good
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Chase Mitchell May 19
Love actually is all around
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