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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 24
Take whoever's responsible for hacking Leslie Jones and lock them up. In a room with Leslie Jones.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 24
hi guys i really like this tweet
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Chase Mitchell Aug 24
that is me, yep
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Chase Mitchell Aug 23
I assure you that is not true
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Chase Mitchell Aug 22
This is the second saddest climax of the the Hulk Hogan sex tape saga.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 22
oh cool, my gmail account has anxiety too
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Chase Mitchell Aug 21
everyone's at SummerSlam
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Chase Mitchell Aug 21
you guys have always been my favorite couple in NYC
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rob whisman Aug 21
we really did take myspace for granted. i am sick of having to do this every weekend
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Chase Mitchell Aug 21
Fun idea for next Olympics: make one of the medals chocolate so when they do that "biting the medal" photo, one of them is like "holy shit"
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Chase Mitchell Aug 20
Sometimes just to mix things up I like to blast off like 7 unpopular tweets in a row
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Chase Mitchell Aug 20
yes, I have done that while eating Chinese food out of the paper takeout container
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Chase Mitchell Aug 20
Fucking mind blowing that is just "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies 17 times in a row
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Chase Mitchell Aug 20
A cool twist ending to The Twilight Zone series would've been if a janitor asked Rod Serling who the hell he was talking to this whole time.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 20
pretty cool that Matt Groening drew this tho
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Chase Mitchell Aug 19
In the future, every boring white actor will play Jack Ryan for 15 minutes.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 18
Alt title: "Mike And Dave Need Wedding Guns"
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Chase Mitchell Aug 17
Met the mayor of Tokyo!
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Chase Mitchell Aug 16
Bought a pair of Air Harambes.
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Chase Mitchell Aug 15
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