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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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they called you a model!
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Chase Mitchell Apr 25
Twitter's step-by-step guide to dealing with .
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Chase Mitchell Apr 25
"It's scary when women are old!" - Game Of Thrones, The Witch, The Shining, American Horror Story Season 1, Donald Trump
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Richard Lawson Apr 24
It's fun that the huge season premiere of HBO's biggest show ended with a naked old woman going to bed
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Chase Mitchell Apr 24
"in my hopinion"? "in my humble"? what the fuck is this, chase
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Chase Mitchell Apr 24
The Crisper section of my fridge is just slowly mummifying an apple
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Chase Mitchell Apr 24
This is the worst thing to happen to Jay-Z in 12 hours
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Chase Mitchell Apr 24
I am 90 percent sure the family that owns my deli has kidnapped Seth Rogen and forced him to marry their daughter
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Chase Mitchell Apr 24
Just shouting "Game Of Thrones" at random people on the street
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Chase Mitchell Apr 24
imagining a fistfight between you guys and it is making my Sunday
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
all your jokes are 3 hours late now :(
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
still the best beyoncé film imh
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
But where was Coldplay?
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
both if you are jay-z
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
This week is a great reminder that death and Beyoncé albums could come at any time
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
"Which Game Of Thrones character are you?" is also an actual question people ask Rickon Stark.
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Chase Mitchell Apr 23
I am shocked and saddened and so deeply sorry for your loss
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Chase Mitchell Apr 22
A world without Prince is what the movie Children Of Men was about
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Chase Mitchell Apr 22
Jimmy Buffett must just constantly have sand in his asshole
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Chase Mitchell Apr 21
Prince's music was so versatile it went perfectly with the 3 f's: "fucking," "football games," and "fat Jack Nicholson in clown makeup."
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