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Chase Mitchell
Emmy-losing writer for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Chase Mitchell 18h
to be fair, when are you not
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Chase Mitchell 19h
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET UTI'S, YOU IDIOTS
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Chase Mitchell 19h
Just found out what "truffle butter" is and am now running around slapping out teens' ear buds like a concerned father
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Chase Mitchell 20h
"Wake up, send campaign email, support admitted child molester, start diet — not gonna have time to get to all of these." - Mike Huckabee
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Chase Mitchell May 22
BREAKING: Early Model From Duggar Baby Factory Ruled Defective
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Sean Thomason May 21
Finally got the "Josh Duggar is good" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water...
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Chase Mitchell May 17
I always hoped Mad Men would end with a 10-minute monologue from a guy named Leonard
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Chase Mitchell May 17
PEGGY: I love you STAN: I love you too DON: *finishes tying noose*
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Chase Mitchell May 17
For more Mad Men, be sure to check out the Republican Party forever.
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Chase Mitchell May 16
What's your favorite sport where the athlete has no idea where they are or what's going on, horse racing or boxing?
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Chase Mitchell May 16
NYC people/raptors: I'm hosting JURASSIC PARK BINGO tomorrow at 6pm at w/the lovely ! Come!
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Chase Mitchell May 13
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I d— *church doors fly open* "LISA!!" "STEVE!!" "Can I charge my phone in here"
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mah ree nah May 13
My love of is very real, so this was a super fun VO to do. Written by
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Chase Mitchell May 12
Girl are you Thor's storyline in Avengers Age Of Ultron because you make no sense
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Chase Mitchell May 12
Verizon is so stupid. You can get like 500 hours of AOL for free.
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Chase Mitchell May 11
Better punishment: Bill Belichick has to play quarterback for 4 games.
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Chase Mitchell May 11
George Zimmerman is lucky he has plenty of spare face.
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Chase Mitchell May 10
Just wanna congratulate everyone who wrote a negative, contrarian thinkpiece a/b Mother's Day today on a cool, worthwhile use of your time!
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Chase Mitchell May 8
what do I get for typing "the guy from Chappelle's Show wants me to squirt water in my asshole"
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Chase Mitchell May 7
My pal and I brought back this fun bit on last night's ! Check it out!
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