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Various silly sentences generated using a markov chain -style algorithm.
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Osobe koje vas prate
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Wormtail glowers over him. It is a soothing, and often potent remedy.
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DUMBLEDORE
Good luck...Harry Potter.
(Ron goes)
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Darth Vader's well-aimed laserfire proves to be unavoidable, and strikes Red Ten's ship. Red Ten screams in anger, rushing at him like an oncoming train.
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FARAMIR
The Ring will go to the Dagobah system. I have a lovely child waiting for him.
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MCGONAGALL
(dings on a cup) Your attention, please? Right. Now, today, we will be of a fine golden color. Take from the fire.
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CLOSE ON: BARE FEET tread soundlessly from her lips.
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To celebrate the holiday season, here're some holiday motivational quotes! The names were generated separately. pic.twitter.com/PzAH7SixMO
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Darth Vader, is alone in his chamber, his hand hovering over the second rising. The balls must not touch one another.
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DRACO
I'll bet you loved that, didn't you, Potter? Famous Harry Potter.'
DIARY
Hello Harry Potter.'
DIARY
Hello Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew hed do well.
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LUKE
(fed up)
Now will you move along, little mace.
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Luke is in torment. He glances back. He rips off his fingers.)
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LEGOLAS looks about him... the dead bodies of his foes. He grabs a wounded Rebel Officer by the neck again, pinning him in the fat left in the frying-pan, and lay these carefully, one after another, students admitted to Hogwarts. (Students whisper)
Is it secret? Is it safe?
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Hm! Happy anniversary, this.
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NEO
So is this the same oracle that made the trees grow tall... and come alive.
PIPPIN
Alive?
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Yet another list of books! I added new books to the source, but as before, it seems that more data might actually result in less interesting stuff? Emphasis mine. pic.twitter.com/trYdvyvyBF
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LUKE
What a piece of junk.
The tall figure of Han Solo comes down the wind, like the cry of some evil and lonely creature.
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Night falls upon her nose.
HERMIONE
'To the Dark Lord.
Suddenly, Fred and George fill cups with STEAMING NOG and Mrs. Weasley and Ginny ferry plates of food.
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1/2 cupful cream (with a pinch of soda) into the butter and sugar. Let it get quite cold and free from bones, also the tongue cut in round slices, then rolled in flour.
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GANDALF
(quietly)
A Balrog... a demon of the ancient world! This foe is beyond any of you!
(urgent)
Go, Frodo!
Frodo frowns.
GANDALF
All these long years it was in the Shire.
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FADE UP: Bathed in COLD MOONLIGHT, the WORLD lies DARK and STILL... the unsettled quiet before the ham goes in. Flour your hands, and do not remove them until morning. Salt, and if at all sour stir in a little circumstances, I've had to make other arrangements.
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