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Chris Goettler
People seem to like me because I am polite and rarely late. 🇩🇪🇺🇸
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matt Oct 19
i really liked this dog video but it was missing something, so we added some audio 😂
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Khary Penebaker, Fx Aug 3
The shooter wrote a manifesto that talked about his hatred for Hispanics. So when you ask “where was he radicalized”, look no further than the words coming out of the mouth (and cesspool of a twitter feed) of the current occupant of the White House.
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viking Jul 3
me in fourth grade: look under there friend: under where me: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don’t even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician and you, my friend, are a naive simpleton. your family line deserves to die with you
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Brick Tamland Jun 12
Why am I laughing at this
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America's Got Talent May 28
It looks like just proved to the world that talent is limitless!
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batkaren May 5
“Silly rabbit,” the children taunted, “Trix are for kids!” Rabbit stared hard into the childrens’ eyes, his dark expression causing the kids to flinch back. “My name,” he said coldly, “is Theodore Ralph Ignatius Xavier Rabbit, you little shits…and I FUCKING BOUGHT THIS CEREAL.”
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danny and 23 others Apr 24
this monkey is like. properly browsing insta and it's messing with me
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Fern 🌿 🧵✂️🧸 Dec 19
this was in the plush group on fb
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SportsCenter Dec 10
The rare face-plant free throw violation 😬 (via )
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Brick Tamland Nov 28
Don't worry, we saw it.
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White Bball Pains Nov 27
White boys CAN JUMP @PlanetPat5
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Not Will Ferrell 20 Nov 18
This guy deserves an award.
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Brandon Ruiz 8 Nov 18
When your dog is blind af and you move the couch 💀
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jensen kendall 3 Nov 18
He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside
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Sarcastic Wonka 3 Nov 18
Campbell's does not mess around!
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Brick Tamland 2 Nov 18
"Are you travelling to anywhere nice this winter?" Me:
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Chicago Bulls 29 Oct 18
A lot to 50. LaVine: 11pts / 2reb / 2ast Payne: 10pts / 3reb / 1ast Holiday: 9pts / 2ast / 1ast
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Keith Norris 23 Oct 18
Replacing the word 'girl' with 'squirrel' in song lyrics: a thread
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