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Cortnie Parent
Looking for eternal happiness in pizza.
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Elliott Oct 13
the internet made me do this
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stüss the goose🎍✨ Sep 29
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing thing: *breaks* me:
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Alexandraah! Erin Oct 4
The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.
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dancing lizard Oct 5
it’s that time of the year...
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Camilla Oct 4
Fȩeling̡ s̸ick?͘
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Cortnie Parent Oct 4
Replying to @jacksfilms
demand they follow you on all social media or you won’t be their friend anymore
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🎗🍷ᶜʰᵃᵗᵉᵃᵘ ℳargaux🍷🎗 Sep 29
목이 짧은 짐승이 절대 아닙니다
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𓃵𖤐 𝖂𝕴𝕹𝕺 𝕭𝕽𝖀𝕵𝕴𝕬 𖤐𓃵 Sep 30
it’s October 1st.
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aída chávez Sep 27
ladies: what’s your makeup routine? i’m looking for a new foundation, preferably liquid but still matte and now that the men have stopped reading we riot at midnight
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Chi South Side Film Festival stan account Sep 26
Sir Patrick Stewart: *gets cast in iconic role* James McAvoy, waiting for someone to make a prequel with that same role:
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dancing lizard Sep 26
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DiGiorno Sep 26
Pineapple Pizza has feelings too you know!
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Raccoons🦝 Sep 26
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Whitney Cummings Sep 20
I’m hearing a lot of “so men are just supposed to be scared of women now?” I mean, if that’s what needs to happen for you to be cool to us, maybe. We’ve been scared of you for like six thousand years. You’ll get used to it after a while.
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Joey The Spooky Dude Sep 20
You asked for it Twitter. So here he is, the original September Cat. (Extended edition)
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The Artist Formerly Known As MeechOnMars Sep 19
michael myer's first kill
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pumpkin time 🎃 Sep 13
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scary fry Sep 13
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S🍣SHI Sep 12
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