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Cortnie Parent
Looking for eternal happiness in pizza.
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MAZ Dec 1
This is some of the best advice I’ve heard
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James Ridgers Dec 1
This makes sense and I am shook.
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CrankGameplays Nov 26
Doing a fun lil giveaway for Cyber Monday! Gonna be sending out 5 of these Mad Mike shirts at the end of the day! All you gotta do is be followed and RT! if you don't win or want to see the other new merch, head on over to :)
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carlita elfita Nov 23
I seem to have maybe, possibly, accidentally in a way, acquired a boyfriend. What do I do, do I water him?
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Summer Ray Nov 22
I know I share it every year but I just can’t quit it, and Mr Blobby is trending so it’s the best excuse. This is arguably the funniest thing ever shown on British television
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amber Nov 21
When girls say they are “running errands” they’re actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes
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SewingForever™️ 🔜HolMat Nov 22
Oh and cranberry sauce is disgusting, tbh.
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Cortnie Parent Nov 8
Replying to @TheGoodDeath
When I brought it up to my mom I thought she would shut down the convo, but she was open to it. She simply said that since she will be gone, it’s the comfort of my brother, sister, and I that matters. She said we should do with her body as we feel comfortable with.
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[pika-cooch] Nov 5
What in the Ouran High School Host Club
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Giuly 🔥 Nov 5
Me annoying my boo coz I’m bored
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Cortnie Parent Nov 1
Replying to @grav3yardgirl
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Lord Demetrius of House Stark Oct 27
the first time someone died
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Eduardo | Gaga Oct 24
A Star is Born - 2018 Deleted Scene
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Colleen Ballinger🎗 Oct 23
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dancing lizard Oct 16
Barbie Girl- Aqua
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lucy,, Oct 15
who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO
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Elliott Oct 13
the internet made me do this
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stüss the holiday goose🎄✨ Sep 29
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing thing: *breaks* me:
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