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Cortnie Parent
Looking for eternal happiness in pizza.
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Nintendo of America 7h
Nintendo fans, Reggie has a message for all of you. Please take a look.
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M.A. Corliss Feb 12
This is the greatest thing I have found today
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Daisey Miller Feb 10
girls with houseplants make the best girlfriends because they’ve learned how to care for something that sits around all day being fucking useless
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Saturday Night Live - SNL Feb 9
They're...The Women of Congress!
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James Corden Feb 7
Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.
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Cortnie Parent Feb 9
Replying to @x_ToxicTears
Not in Cali we don’t. It’s kitty kitty or tutting noises
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Cortnie Parent Feb 7
Replying to @antistorm
My cousin and I spend Valentine’s Day together. We just eat shit and watch stupid movies.
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Target Feb 5
Today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ (___ \You can’t act surprised / _ \ that you got more / | \than 1 item, when /____| \ you do it all / \ the time / \____________/
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Gaml .y Feb 1
These frozen pants just nailed the landing!
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Dylan O'Brien Feb 2
Incredibly powerful moment. Fuck yes you are an absolute gift to this world 🙌
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Cortnie Parent Jan 23
I saw them at chain reaction playing with vampires everywhere. God that was a million years ago.
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Dre’s Anatomy Jan 23
Replying to @unwhcretunately
2012?! How old are you where are your parents
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Cortnie Parent Jan 19
I keep a few knives in my room for this scenario.
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Cortnie Parent Jan 19
Replying to @shanedawson
Not for me. My work schedule makes it impatience mix up days
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Jared Padalecki Jan 18
This is sound porn. Guys, do your ears a favor and download this IMMEDIATELY! Well done, & !! 100% of the proceeds raised support the orphans. Check it out here:
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Chris Evans Jan 16
I love this. Thank you for giving zero f*cks
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Philip DeFranco Jan 16
I will always be in awe of the presentation style in British Parliament. It’s always several minutes of someone saying, “Go Fuck Yourself You Worthless Twat” directly to someone’s face, with a rap battle crowd joining in, but with less aggressive faux polite language.
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Round Animals Jan 13
What are they discussing?
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