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Casey Johnston
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caseyjohnston
casey@theoutline.com, caseyLjohnston@gmail.com
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A Swole Woman at Self, Future Editor @outline PITCH ME ---
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Casey Johnston
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james...... what the fuck
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Casey Johnston
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i'm proud every day that we are bound in wedlock
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Casey Johnston
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the genius @BrandyLJensen: "The elegant trick of “self-care” is that is forecloses further conversation." theoutline.com/post/7096/ask-… pic.twitter.com/GEdqrNmIY9
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Mona Chalabi
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Amazon doubled its profits to $11.2 billion last year and paid $0 in federal and state taxes. In fact, the company got a tax rebate of $129 million. Forget a new accountant, I need a new government. instagram.com/p/BuHH5NFnhlw/… pic.twitter.com/f0Un5eNYrC
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 20 |
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As a great man said in a recent episode, “I can’t remember my life........ I can’t remember my WIFE.......”
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Casey Johnston
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thanks I hate it
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sarah jeong
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This is my new favorite law school copyright hypothetical (h/t @CaseyNewton) kickstarter.com/projects/adams… pic.twitter.com/aooO36PWFu
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brian feldman
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jesus canceled himself for our sins
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Casey Johnston
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that's sick. has anyone tried reasoning with him
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Casey Johnston
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honestly can't tell if the earnest replies are trying to out-irony me or if everyone really thinks i'm this dumb
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 19 |
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ok i'll bite, who is john wayne
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 19 |
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i have the (former?) wc shark pick and have no regrets it is a wonderful little vac
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 19 |
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i spent real hours reading shit online like "seventeen uses for potato peels" when i should have been writing my congressperson about why i couldn't afford to not repurpose my potato peels
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Casey Johnston
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i went without owning a vacuum as an adult for like eight years bc the pioneer woman or someone taught me all I needed was a dustpan and sheer will, she was wrong twitter.com/lemonsand/stat…
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 19 |
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Angela thank you 😭😭😭
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 18 |
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it has, but for specious reasons!!!!! Don’t do this to yourself in my opinion twitter.com/selfmagazine/s…
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 18 |
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family pet probably too much of a vulnerability, cf John wick
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 18 |
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As a couple you should own a minimum of the following:
-one nothing wrong with me
-two nothing wrong with me
-three nothing wrong with me
-four nothing wrong with me
-one something’s got to give
-two something’s got to give
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 17 |
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i've discovered you can use a bag of clean laundry as a makeshift weighted blanket and i'm never coming back from this. this is known among millennials as a win (DIY)-win (avoid chores)-win (relieve anxiety)
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Casey Johnston
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Feb 17 |
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I remember seeing this w my dad and I was like “that’s the guy from You Drive Me Crazy” and he was like “what”
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