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Casey Johnston
A Swole Woman at Self, Future Editor PITCH ME ---
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Casey Johnston 12h
Replying to @jameshamblin
james...... what the fuck
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Casey Johnston 19h
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
i'm proud every day that we are bound in wedlock
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Casey Johnston 19h
the genius : "The elegant trick of “self-care” is that is forecloses further conversation."
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Mona Chalabi Feb 20
Amazon doubled its profits to $11.2 billion last year and paid $0 in federal and state taxes. In fact, the company got a tax rebate of $129 million. Forget a new accountant, I need a new government.
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Casey Johnston Feb 20
As a great man said in a recent episode, “I can’t remember my life........ I can’t remember my WIFE.......”
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
Replying to @danceremix
thanks I hate it
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sarah jeong Feb 19
This is my new favorite law school copyright hypothetical (h/t )
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brian feldman Oct 3
jesus canceled himself for our sins
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
Replying to @leyawn
that's sick. has anyone tried reasoning with him
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
Replying to @caseyjohnston
honestly can't tell if the earnest replies are trying to out-irony me or if everyone really thinks i'm this dumb
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
ok i'll bite, who is john wayne
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
Replying to @patbits
i have the (former?) wc shark pick and have no regrets it is a wonderful little vac
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
Replying to @caseyjohnston
i spent real hours reading shit online like "seventeen uses for potato peels" when i should have been writing my congressperson about why i couldn't afford to not repurpose my potato peels
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
i went without owning a vacuum as an adult for like eight years bc the pioneer woman or someone taught me all I needed was a dustpan and sheer will, she was wrong
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Casey Johnston Feb 19
Replying to @lemonsand
Angela thank you 😭😭😭
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Casey Johnston Feb 18
it has, but for specious reasons!!!!! Don’t do this to yourself in my opinion
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Casey Johnston Feb 18
Replying to @amandamull
family pet probably too much of a vulnerability, cf John wick
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Casey Johnston Feb 18
As a couple you should own a minimum of the following: -one nothing wrong with me -two nothing wrong with me -three nothing wrong with me -four nothing wrong with me -one something’s got to give -two something’s got to give
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Casey Johnston Feb 17
i've discovered you can use a bag of clean laundry as a makeshift weighted blanket and i'm never coming back from this. this is known among millennials as a win (DIY)-win (avoid chores)-win (relieve anxiety)
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Casey Johnston Feb 17
Replying to @charles_kinbote
I remember seeing this w my dad and I was like “that’s the guy from You Drive Me Crazy” and he was like “what”
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