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Carmin Carotenuto
Sometimes gaming, sometimes comedy, always a colossal waste of your precious time.
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Storm Crow Tavern 5h
Just one more day to vote for us as your favourite place to get neo-japanese/cajun/mandalorian cthulhu-mari in Vancouver! Get voting!
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Storm Crow Alehouse 5h
Just one more day to vote for us as your favourite place to get neo-japanese/cajun/mandalorian cthulhu-mari in Vancouver! Get voting!
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Carmin Carotenuto 7h
Replying to @sarahellisfox
I need to go to this...
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Replying to @ericfell
Harsh! Terminal City, AND the Westender? So now all we have is the Straight?
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Robert Hewitt Wolfe Dec 12
In other news, the fire that burned Rupert Murdoch’s $30 million estate was started by a cooking fire at a homeless camp, which sounds like a plot twist from a Dickens’ novel.
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Carmin Carotenuto Dec 12
Is there a Star War afoot?
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Carmin Carotenuto Dec 12
So, have we always used the word "toddler" or has this word just suddenly come back from the interwar period?
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Mark O'Connell Dec 10
Jeff Bezos is worth $100 billion
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The Onion Dec 10
Police Say Conditions Too Nippy To Rescue Missing Hiker
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Saladin Ahmed Dec 8
I never realized how funny Saruman watching the ent attack in two towers is. It’s just Christopher Lee running back-and-forth on his balcony really upset. my kids are roasting him, like ‘do something you’re a wizard’ ‘he’s not even trying’ lol
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Eric Fell Dec 8
Take this ride, people. It's magnificent.
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Watch One Magic Christmas Dec 8
2018 *Disney buys your mom* Ooooh I smell a Mom/Marvel crossover!!! 2019 *Disney buys your Google Life Contract, you now pay Disney rent to exist* Soooo... you're saying I'm a Disney Princess now?
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Dave Shumka Dec 5
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KT NELSON Dec 5
(at GOP HQ): *smashing fists on tables* this is WAR! take no prisoners! lie, connive, gerrymander. fuck em if they don’t like it (at DNC HQ): *crafting papermache reagan and clinton heads and making them kiss*
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Sarah Ellis Fox Dec 4
I helped make this! Check it out!👌🐲⚔️
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Real Name Dec 4
Wow, I found this band who I totally do not know and they made some great music. You should probably go listen to it right now on Spotify! Little Sprout by Little Sprout
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Adventure.exe Dec 3
Just recorded a bunch of new episodes with writer/comedian/Critical Hit-er ! They were amazing, so go follow him on his twitter in sweet, sweet anticipation!
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merry gracemas💌 Dec 1
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Barron Dec 3
Recent events remind me of this bit: "And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human."
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