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Carmen Maria Machado
Half diva, half witch. ✍🏽 HER BODY & OTHER PARTIES: STORIES (), National Book Award Finalist. The New Yorker, Granta, Tin House, Guernica.
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AM to DM by BuzzFeed News Jan 18
Full interview: on "Portlandia" guest stars, her favorite characters, and how well she remembers the show's many, many wigs 💁
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Hilary 13h
reminded of how grateful I am to have come across this essay last year, which led to me excitedly/accidentally preordering three copies of on separate occasions.
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Forward Founders - Caroline Hughes 13h
I met a fat corgi named Cosmo, I don't know whose he was though, Perhaps he's the Queen's, He certainly seems, Quite regal as short-legged dogs go
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Carmen Maria Machado 13h
Replying to @ForwardFounders
Haha this is way better than mine. I love it!
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Rachel Riederer 14h
Next month has the best craft talk / friend chat / discussion of sex/fashion/genre/queerness / technically I suppose it's an interview with and . Consider this tweet a trailer.
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Carmen Maria Machado 14h
I met a fat corgi named Cosmo, So fluffy he’s not sure where his paws go. He snorted sweetly and said: “Scratch my ears and my head?” Did he have any flaws? No!
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Carmen Maria Machado 14h
I bet could finish this!
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Carmen Maria Machado 14h
Today I met a very fat corgi named Cosmo.
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Carmen Maria Machado 14h
Replying to @carmenmmachado
Basically, I need to be able to explain to every individual human emailing me that I'm slammed and behind on responding; but not send it to listservs or in response to ads or whatever.
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Carmen Maria Machado 14h
My Gmail account appears to only have two away-message settings: automatically respond with a note to everyone (including every listserv, junkmail, etc.) or just respond to contacts. Is there a middle ground where it will respond to all individuals emailing me, but not groups?
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Lux 🧜🏻‍♀️🦄 Alptraum Jan 22
Found my new sexual orientation and it's this picture
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Carmen Maria Machado 19h
This is really fucking smart.
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Carmen Maria Machado Jan 22
💥 HEART 💥 EXPLOSION 💥
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Carmen Maria Machado Jan 22
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Carmen Maria Machado Jan 22
I am so FUCKING HAPPY about this. 💕
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Parul Sehgal Jan 22
Very happy to see Carmen Maria Machado and John McPhee honored by . My reviews of their books: and
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Tin House Jan 22
Carmen, Dorothy, and Elissa. Almost too good to be true.
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Cheish Jan 21
My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced
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Carmen Maria Machado Jan 22
*chokes on coffee*
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Powell's Books Jan 22
Tonight, 1/22 — in conversation with Elissa Wald:
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