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Sean
My eyes have always followed you around the room.
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Sean Nov 2
Replying to @ROSAZAMBONINI @AldiUK
Did the boy on the TV enjoy the taste you gave him?
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Sean Sep 10
Do you agree with the guidelines ?
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Sean Sep 10
Ps temporarily closing them down could lead to permanently closing them down. May as well enjoy the fuckin collapse
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Sean Sep 10
Aye and it'll be a laugh at the fukin least Neil
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Sean Sep 10
Its called acquiescing Mark. The venues should open, what the fuck are they gonna do about it?
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Sean Sep 7
I'm no sure how long these posters have been up but who the fucks got a self flushing, heated seat toilet in leith likes!?
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Sean Sep 2
Lionel Messi captured using alternative transportation to Manchester today, to avoid being spotted by the media.
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Sean Aug 22
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
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Sean Jul 16
Why is sleep deprivation a lot like you’ve sunk 4 pints of lager.
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Sean Jul 3
Replying to @katmcgoldrick
Never knew the rules soz xo
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Sean Jul 3
Replying to @katmcgoldrick
That time I seen Fay Ripley in London. She’s horny.
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Sean Jul 3
Genuinely thought Deliveroo only operated on bikes. Boy turned up 10 minutes later in a Vauxhall Insignia.
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Sean Jul 3
Replying to @captain_sound
(The Biography of )
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Sean Jul 3
Got excellent advice off the author of Agatha Christie today, even though she said she didn’t give advice. 1- Write Every Day 2- Grow Lavender
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Sean Jul 3
Trying to organise a flat viewing in the middle of a pandemic.
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Sean Jul 2
The virtual flat viewing went ok but it’s not for me. My fear of being catfished by a flat has significantly reduced. Highly recommend.
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Sean Jul 1
I’ve got a “virtual flat viewing” today because of social distancing measures, which is a first for me. I’m going to ask to lay the phone on the bed and point me towards a corner where a tv would be - just to get an idea of how Netflix would look. What else could I ask?
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Sean Jun 26
I’m hooked 🌍
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