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Cameron Wyllie
Comedy Director and Sketch Comedy Performer | Lead Content Architect | Enjoys salt AND pepper [he/him]
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Cameron Wyllie 6h
Replying to @ivortossell
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Cameron Wyllie 6h
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 24
you spelled your name wrong on my friends gift cards
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 24
Have you seen the incredible cast coming together for Cam Wyllie's 25 Year Anniversary?? Three TITANS of Comedy coming together for the first time. Four Titans if you count me (many do!) March 6 & 7, part of
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 22
I’m part of the public, that counts
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 22
The public demand a Dinkus Reunion.
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 21
Replying to @Gracectomy
♬ I'm called Slam Dunk Dracula / Dear Slam Dunk Dracula / though I could never tell whyyyyyyyy ♬
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 21
I wrote two sketches today. One based on the Gilbert and Sullivan musical HMS Pinafore, and the other about a bunch of Draculas playing basketball. Welcome to my brand.
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 21
I thought the name was just a coincidence, but sure enough Chef John Cena emerged from the kitchen and piledriver'd me through a table when I said his Bouillabaisse lacked acidity.
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 21
Replying to @shortweird
Let's get John Cena in the reboot
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 21
Me: I spent 15 years trapped in a magic board game Date: You mean Jumanji?? That's hot Me: *covering up giant Zathura logo on the spacesuit I'm wearing* Yes that's right
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Anne McMaster Feb 19
Yes and we’re paired with the incomparable and ! All
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 19
Okay I re-filled my computer with salsa and it still won’t turn on. Anybody know what’s wrong? 2019 Mac Pro tower with Afterburner card
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 19
This is a dream pairing and we're gonna destroy the Franco Boni Theatre together
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 14
My masculinity is non-toxic, which means it does me little to no good when I bite my attackers :(
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 14
Replying to @Tyler_Hewitt
Kung Fu Huslte CHANGED me! What a great movie!
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 14
I’d say my #1 love language is getting me out of the freezer I’ve been locked in
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 13
Well this is bullshit. A judge just threw out my case against the Sonic The Hedgehog movie, stating that my character, Sonnet The Go-Fast Shrew Mole, "came out much, much later" and is "an obvious cash grab". Justice System, you've let me down once again.
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 12
Replying to @NuncScio
This is incredible work
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Cameron Wyllie Feb 11
Replying to @ShannonLahaie
Ugh at least wait till the weekend
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