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jake
washed up lacrosse player and truck sticker lover
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jake 4m
that classic situation where you have Too Many Dogs
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Kate Petrova Nov 27
I couldn’t just walk past this Tweet, so here is some fun Scented candles: An unexpected victim of the COVID-19 pandemic 1/n
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WORKER-19: You MAGAs Bound To Lose 16h
I climb telephone polls for a fucking living and because it’s a good union job, I have few complaints, but we all need public hard-wired fiber connections to our homes, because 5G is privatized profitized hype. Municipal fiber connections should be universal like water and sewer.
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jake 3h
Replying to @callmeshitto
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jake 3h
getting really into bitcoin, but in the annoying way
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jake 4h
Replying to @lilsamsquanch66
kind of guy who tells you all the time he will have sex with your sister but when you say it back he punches a wall and screams
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jake 4h
Replying to @aycdjake
bro lmfao
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jake 4h
Replying to @edzitron
hope you get over it quickly 🤞🏻
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jake 6h
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jake 20h
jordie i bet it’s been tough seeing ryder just explode past u in followers. we are here for u if u need it
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jake 23h
Replying to @mystikalgod666
crying
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Is this Michael rapaports son ?
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jake 24h
that was one time! maybe twice
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jake Nov 27
always thought id be a viral sensation for freaking out in public when a restaurant doesn’t have enough gluten free options
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jake Nov 27
Replying to @samelpan2
thank you. we have assorted pig things all over the house
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jake Nov 27
Replying to @samelpan2
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jake Nov 27
Replying to @WRBolen
couple profile clicks here and there and i was also very unsatisfied. concerned, even
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jake Nov 27
Replying to @PeteBlackburn
we should do all those fucked up pemdas problems that everybody spends the day arguing about
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jake Nov 27
Replying to @callmeshitto
i would much rather see these people complete an algebra problem
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jake Nov 27
who are these people
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