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Caitlin Moran
Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW
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Caitlin Moran 2h
Replying to @jacquelinichole
Oh my darling, I'm SO GLAD you liked it! xxx
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Caitlin Moran 23h
Can't believe Boris Johnson's primary tactic - of using an archaic and silly-sounding word in order to pull focus - is STILL working
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
If he cares that much about her bladder, he'll lay off the rough sex
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @TiernanDouieb
Oh, it was real. So very, very real. I know FAR too much about the making of that show.
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
"I'm a writer. That's why I have a bad back and smell of sardines. And don't know how to talk to people not in my mind."
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
HAHAHA. I like "Do you have a girl?" Only two possible answers: "Clearly never, no," or "Yes - crying, in a disused well."
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @helenlewis @sarahditum
Favourite bit: him casually mentioning that the cold weather out has made her need to go for a piss. Super-smooth, bro.
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @helenlewis @sarahditum
"I am so wet you will need to hand me some of the oddly non-absorbent tiny napkins by the stack of lids." "Oh, okay."
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @AeronIsMyNamee
All my other books?
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @forgetcape
WE NEED TO STAY WITHIN VISUAL CONTACT OF EACH OTHER FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS - THEY WILL BE THE MOST DIFFICULT
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @sarahditum
MATE JUST HOLD MY HAND AND BREATHE
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @TomChivers
My mouth is just open forever in a silent scream
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Peadar Ó Caomhánaigh Apr 27
Replying to @caitlinmoran
"How are you so perceptive?" "I'm a writer, I invented you and this whole encounter."
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
This really is the worst thing that has ever happened. Ever. Including war, and the sit-com "Big Top."
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nickyclark Apr 27
Hi please would you RT? My petition is being closed early & disabled people have had cut x
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Caitlin Moran Apr 27
Replying to @Sue_Stokes
awww bless you! Thank you! xxx
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Caitlin Moran Apr 26
Replying to @weekdayworker
my darling - my pleasure. love to your house from mine xxxx
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Caitlin Moran Apr 26
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Caitlin Moran Apr 26
Or just wear some nice jeans, as always, and save yourself the hassle.
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