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Caitlin Moran
Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW
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Caitlin Moran 2h
Aww, just looked at the "Best of Germaine" gifs and suddenly felt sad about Raised By Wolves ending. It was ace:
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Daniel Ralston 4h
Starbucks is hiring squid popes.
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Caitlin Moran 5h
Oh this is SO exciting! Yes! Am planning trip NOW!
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Caitlin Moran 8h
If you want to know WHYWHYWHY Trump keeps desperately, angrily Tweeting about how great he is, it's worth remembering this:
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Real Britain 9h
May saved final pledge for a dramatic finale. The NHS WILL get that £350 million per wk. Just joking.
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Hugo Rifkind 9h
I wonder if 52% of the electorate would have voted for that speech.
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Pete Paphides 10h
The votes are in! With the help of crack popsmith OWEN PARKER, I’ll be counting down the 40 on from 12pm.
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Brian Ries Jan 16
A+ work by chyron writer squeezing in all of the feuds
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Caitlin Moran Jan 16
You had a DAD? We just had a stick with a single eye drawn on it, so we didn't get above ourselves.
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Caitlin Moran Jan 16
We were too poor for plates. We used to eat off our hands.
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Caitlin Moran Jan 16
Press "55" - the number that could save your life if you dial "999", but have to stay silent:
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Caitlin Moran Jan 16
Now I've finally got my tickets, I can remind everyone else who pre-registered for Hamilton THEY'RE ON SALE NOW QUICK QUICK GET TICKETS
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Martyn Jan 16
US Intelligence: You've been compromised by Putin. Trump: No I haven't. Also Trump: We should trust Putin now This isn't high level chess
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Dana Schwartz Jan 14
How to predict Donald Trump's response every single time:
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Damien Owens Jan 16
I wish someone would ask Trump in public what NATO stands for. I mean literally. The letters.
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New Statesman Jan 16
.: As the Gaslighter-in-Chief takes office, remember, you're not going mad
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Caitlin Moran Jan 14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS GIRL! May you have the entire world as a present. I'm SO proud of you xxxx
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Caitlin Moran Jan 14
Your mum
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Caitlin Moran Jan 13
You know what, Janice? That's probably the best way to enjoy Twitter these days.
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Caitlin Moran Jan 13
Mate, you've got here just at the point someone needs to take off and nuke it from space. WELCOME!
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