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Caitlin Moran
Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992.
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Caitlin Moran retweeted
Grazia_Live 8h
Get writing! Just 12 days left to get writing for Grazia and 'first chapter' competition:
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Caitlin Moran 10h
for you, my love, ANYTHING xxx
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Caitlin Moran 10h
awwww THANK YOU darlingest xxx
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Caitlin Moran 19h
EVIL RT : My Soca aerobics instructor uses one in our class. To blow in our faces when we don't squat low enough.
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Caitlin Moran 19h
Everyone says there are NO vuvuzelas in football any more. This sads me. I liked the honking clown trumpets :-(
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Caitlin Moran 19h
Do people still use vuvuzelas at football matches?
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Caitlin Moran 22h
awwww tell her I LOVE her!
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Caitlin Moran 1d
SHOW HIM THE SEX-WOOL
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Caitlin Moran 1d
have you texted him a picture of your heart with “Russell” embroidered on it yet ?
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Caitlin Moran 1d
I RT’d IT, THEM WENT TO MY PRIVATE BRUCE TURRET FOR SOME “THINKING TIME.”
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Caitlin Moran 1d
is that where you have … An apron removed?
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Caitlin Moran 1d
but you will DM me all the info, of course
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Caitlin Moran 1d
it’s all I care about. This is my wheelhouse .
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Caitlin Moran 1d
Well, Letters of Note Live was amazing tonight. I think my hair was slightly bigger than Russell Brand’s, so job well done me.
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Caitlin Moran 2d
@scarlyKFcurtis Darling were these, by any chance, in those gift bags on your mum's birthday? BECAUSE THEY WERE AWESOME
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Caitlin Moran retweeted
Janice Turner 2d
Producer of Peggy Sue Gets Married wanted Kathleen Turner to lose weight so he sent her box of diet food. She returned it with msg: "Enjoy!"
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Caitlin Moran retweeted
Bernadette 2d
Ominous sub-editing fail of the day
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Caitlin Moran 2d
I'm pretty sure that watching a snide man pretend to give a worm a bath isn't going to help ME grow.
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Caitlin Moran 2d
instead. You're still fucking hilarious. I just follow too many accounts :-( xxxx
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Caitlin Moran 2d
oh darling not at all - I just follow so many people it throttled my account, so I'm reading it on my husband's laptop,
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