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Caitlin Moran
Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW
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Caitlin Moran 5m
I want the weather report in there, what you had for lunch, stock exchange figures, EVERYTHING
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Caitlin Moran 10m
AND THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU xxx
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Caitlin Moran 24m
Oh Chloe darling, best of luck, you total HERO. Tell me the result xxxx
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The Times of London 51m
narrates her latest column on the many different kinds of men.
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Caitlin Moran 3h
Let’s co-author a 50 Shades rip-off called “Sexy dick with a tie"
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Caitlin Moran 3h
How would you even do it? Wouldn’t “dressing like Christian Gray” just mean wearing a tie. That’s all he is.A dick with a tie
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Caitlin Moran 3h
I also like that I can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl
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Caitlin Moran 3h
I LIKE THIS SONG IT’S FIESTY
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Caitlin Moran 3h
hahaha THANK YOU baby. I love watching you laugh out the corner of my eye
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Caitlin Moran 4h
Am now watching the “behind the scenes” video.
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Caitlin Moran 4h
Imagine if anyone tried to harm him. whole COUNTRIES would ARM UP in his defence
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Caitlin Moran 4h
I WANT THIS CARDIGAN VERY BADLY
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Caitlin Moran 4h
It’s QUITE the way to kick off a wedding. “I’ve hacked your bollocks off - now have a ring!"
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Caitlin Moran 4h
I think it’s always got to be “T”, for RTD. writes her Doctor Who books as “Jenny T Colgan."
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Caitlin Moran 4h
I’m crying with how much I want him to be my son
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Caitlin Moran 4h
I wouldn’t use it as a chat-up, I have to say
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Caitlin Moran 4h
This 13-year-old kid totally just won Being A Human - makes an invite to his Bar Mitzvah, zomgg: (via )
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Caitlin Moran 4h
OK were ALL OVER that shit. The quote from Katie Hopkins about her tit was like zomggg
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Caitlin Moran 4h
there’s someone on my timeline selling two! check it out!
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Caitlin Moran 4h
Celebrity Watch, on Bobby Norris’s new ball-bag and Katie Price’s AMAZING wedding in OK:
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