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Caitlin Moran
Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW
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Pete Paphides 1h
Dear . Could you please invent a Screamadelica cereal, in which the cereal is shaped like little Screamadelica faces? Thank you.
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Caitlin Moran 5h
awww baby you are GORGEOUS> Go out there and rule the WORLD. I know you willxxxx
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Caitlin Moran 7h
700? Fucking hell, amazing. THANK YOU, gorgeous one. And yes - am Dm-ing you dates xxx
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Caitlin Moran 7h
hahah I know, right?
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Caitlin Moran May 28
Steve Hilton in a Zorb ball hahahahah
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Caitlin Moran May 28
Oooh it says it's your birthday in the Guardian. HAPPY BIRTHDAY xxx
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Caitlin Moran May 28
Babe you okay? Fucking hell - awful and COMPLETELY unacceptable.
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Caitlin Moran May 28
*thinks about the urinary process* It's kind of the reverse tbh
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Caitlin Moran May 28
Awwww thanks G. Love to you and yours, sweetheart xxx
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Caitlin Moran May 28
I tell you what - once you get past forty, the amount of chin-hairs you grow certainly makes you FEEL Jesus-like. Thanks baby xxx
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The Times of London May 28
. imagines a world where teenage girls could accept compliments
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Caitlin Moran May 26
ALWAYS got my locker open for you, honey x
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Caitlin Moran May 26
You'll have to take a ticket from the dispenser and come look for it yourself - I'm not a lost property department
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Caitlin Moran May 26
You do this too! it's the modern way
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Caitlin Moran May 26
Well I'm not your locker any more, Mr Niven. I'm an independent grown woman now. Only CATMO's towel up Catmo's bum now!
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Caitlin Moran May 26
Yes - you taught me to put YOUR beach things up my bum
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Caitlin Moran May 26
I put it up my bum
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Caitlin Moran May 26
You bet your ASS xxx
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Caitlin Moran retweeted
stellacreasy May 26
We Demand - emergency vigil on 7th anniversary of her rape & murder Weds 1 June 5pm Indian Embassy
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Caitlin Moran May 26
I would genuinely marry every writer on it. Have you done “Pine’s Apple”?
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