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Caitlin Moran
Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW
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Caitlin Moran 5h
Hahah BRILLIANT. It is the eternal battle - ginger sister vs brunette
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Caitlin Moran 11h
oh bless you my love xxxx
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Sathnam Sanghera 22h
BBC News just seems to have described 's day as "eventful". Of course it was. She was FRIGGING BORN.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
*helpfully* I’ve got it on a sanitary towel if that helps?
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Caitlin Moran May 2
To whoever it was on tour who gave me this “feminist” ring - THANK YOU! It is on my ring finger. We’re now married.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
darling I can smell your perfume on your letter - I just read it - I’m writing back to you xxxx
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Chris Rock Mar 21
Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
darling, my PLEASURE xxx
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Caitlin Moran May 2
awww thanks babe. Those girls broke my heart
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Simon Blackwell May 2
"Do you have a copy of Fly Fishing by JR Hartley? You do?! Splendid. Could you reserve it for me? My name? Paul Ghostbusters."
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Caitlin Moran May 2
“You’re a woman.” “HAHAHAHA oh God I am aren’t I?"
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Caitlin Moran May 2
*still mistily reminiscing* It’s funny, being a woman. Last week I had to use my pop-sock as an emergency sanitary towel in H&M.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
Always here for the horrible things about being a woman, babe xxx
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Hugo Rifkind May 2
On the election, and why the true zombie madness is yet to come. (£)
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Caitlin Moran May 2
Hunter S Thompson never wrote ANYTHING so berserk.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
You’re on so many drugs you’re basically at Glastonbury, then someone give you a blood-splattered otter and goes “YOU’RE A PARENT!"
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Caitlin Moran May 2
This is why it’s so odd that “mum” or “you’re like a mum” is seen as an insult.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
*misty birth memories faces* My lochia smelt, oddly, of hay. Fresh hay. “That’s the smell of LIFE” I thought, off my tits on opiates.
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Caitlin Moran May 2
That is AWESOME. I fancy this man
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Caitlin Moran May 2
Enjoying people Googling “lochia” and then coming back going “Gruuuuuuuuuu."
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