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Cait_kelly
I'm just waiting for someone to need my life story for a sitcom. Or a horror movie. and on insta
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Kevin M. Kruse Jul 19
Now, when *Obama* was president, you could say whatever you wanted about it.
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Cait_kelly 9h
“They’re big Vols fans so I know they’re accustomed to misery” LMAO WRITERS GO OFF
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Cait_kelly 18h
Replying to @trippking3
Tripp go to BED
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Cait_kelly 18h
Replying to @zackwithaCH
Wait is this your first time seeing cats?
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Cait_kelly 18h
Veronica Mars new season is up on Hulu. You’re welcome.
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Andrew Durso Jul 18
my take: the cats trailer is how musicals look to non-theater people all the time and this is all the theater people realizing that and having an existential crisis
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Cait_kelly Jul 19
What I want to know is and opinions on the new Cats trailer
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lets get this dread Jul 16
Him: Spell coconut 😉 Me: okayy What I actually spelled:
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Cait_kelly Jul 19
Malarone dreams are NO JOKE
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Meep Jul 17
yesterday i heard someone describe joe rogan's podcast as "oprah for dumbass dudes" and i can't stop thinking about the accuracy there
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Tyler Cameron Jul 17
Currently at the Museum of Sex and i’m disappointed there is no windmill in here. It deserves to be recognized.
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h8 this websight Bananas Jul 16
Legend has it if you stop in the center of this tunnel and turn off the engine you can hear ghosts whisper “ya know mobile actually did mardi gras before New Orleans”
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Cait_kelly Jul 17
Why do people on planes feel the need to talk to me when I am very clearly wearing headphones. I think I scream “experienced traveller go ahead and ask me your questions”
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Cait_kelly Jul 16
Just witnessed someone put their phone down ON AN AIRPORT BATHROOM FLOOR. Honestly confirming what I already knew, that I have died and am in hell.
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Cait_kelly Jul 16
Sitting next to someone who has literally never been on a plane before and they keep asking me questions and I have never wished for death more.
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Cait_kelly Jul 16
Airport 2/4 is done. Short leg is over, 2 long ones left. Grant me the strength. EG here I come! @ Washington Dulles International Airport
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𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓮𝔂 Jul 15
Hannah: I fucked in a windmill! Luke P trying to win Hannah back:
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Barbara Jul 15
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mal ⋒ Jul 15
Luke P: I chased sex in college Hannah: I’ve also had sex Luke P:
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Cait_kelly Jul 16
“I fucked in a windmill” LMAO GET IT
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