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Caffeine & Sass
I’m here & I’m inquisitive. Sarcasm & optimism & changing the world. These views aren’t mine or my employer’s.
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Caffeine & Sass 32m
Me: *Wakes up, walk up stairs.* Nana: “Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses” Me:
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Impact Dispatch 5h
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I will walk in one minute til my shift starts but when that clock strikes 2300 I’m ready to go. Don’t be that guy that walks in at 1 til & still isn’t ready at 5 after.
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Replying to @SarpyBlotter @OfcVest
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My porcelain night shift skin is ruined.
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Replying to @NDarmento
If I do, I’ll just call you direct 😬
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Myrna Tellingheusen 17h
Back in the day, we didn’t have as many sociopaths.
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Caffeine & Sass 17h
Replying to @NotYourDad9
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Caffeine & Sass 18h
Don’t be this caller.
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Caffeine & Sass 21h
Replying to @dloewe
For sure more lol
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Replying to @WestOProblems
Nope 😕
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Caffeine & Sass 22h
When I say “you better run this plate soon” they always end up giving me a ticket after they run it no matter what....maybe I’m doing this wrong
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Salty City Sergeant Jul 13
“Trying to get everyone to like you is a sign of mediocrity. You'll avoid the tough decisions, you'll avoid confronting the people who need to be confronted.” -Colin Powell
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ShewantstheD Jul 13
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Caffeine & Sass Jul 14
I can tell it’s my Monday by my level of sass.
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Women Who Love Wine Jul 13
I’m half human, half rosé
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kyspatcher Jul 13
I just need someone to scratch my back when I take my bra off after a long day 😂
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ShastaFromNE Jul 13
Just in case you need a reminder.
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Caffeine & Sass Jul 13
Replying to @Mel_Edwards80
I think a sign would be fun! & it shows a special effort was made to the people who come with him
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