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Danny Bowes
in a holding pattern he/him (sort of)
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Danny Bowes 1h
Replying to @nickusen
Denzel once called him "ol' Nine Camera Tony" like he was a Wild West gunslinger
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Danny Bowes 9h
Replying to @flipyourface
hey be glad I recommended Armie Hammer, I could've gone MC Hammer
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Danny Bowes 10h
Replying to @flipyourface
Rebecca's on Netflix
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Danny Bowes 10h
Replying to @AbeGoldfarb
oh hell yeah, gonna prioritize this
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Danny Bowes 10h
Replying to @AbeGoldfarb
always had a soft spot for that guy, can't lie
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Danny Bowes 10h
Replying to @AbeGoldfarb
Horror is like life, sometimes it should be classy, sometimes it should be trashy
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Danny Bowes 10h
Replying to @JamesUrbaniak
that's me, too
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Danny Bowes 10h
Replying to @ruthlessreviews
Well, temporarily
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Danny Bowes 16h
Replying to @craig_rangoon
he's been in less-than-good health for a while as far as I know
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Danny Bowes 16h
this is not as scientific as it could be but it's a relief when something weird happens and 90% of the TL ignores it and everyone else eyeroll/j.o.-es
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Danny Bowes 20h
the quibi postmortem articles are gonna fuckin rule
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Danny Bowes Oct 21
Bowes 2020: Fuck, Goddammit, Ow
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
ok CLEARLY someone cloned Joe Kelly, the real one would have figured out how to give up a six-run homer with no one on base
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Danny Bowes retweeted
CWBChicago Oct 20
BREAKING: The man who suspended himself from the side of Trump Tower in a 14-hour standoff with SWAT negotiators just escaped from a private ambulance, saying he has a mission to complete.
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
Replying to @bybowes
One man deserves the credit One man deserves the blame And Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
Tom Lehrer forever
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
Replying to @msjennimiller
ah, right
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
Replying to @msjennimiller
what's the devil's nap
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
Someday Chelsea will have a game where they both actually score goals and actually give up fewer than they score, and scientists had better be ready to record this historic event
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Danny Bowes Oct 20
Replying to @willow_catelyn
don't let the mouse win, stand firm
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