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Timothy Burke
Citrus grower. Deadspin editor. Hound wrangler. Critical media theory/forensics. at Ohio. Failed stand-up comic. timothy.burke@gmail.com
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Timothy Burke 13m
Russian broadcasters impressed, for once
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these are not human remains
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his acting skill does not absolve him of stealing my secret NCAA tournament prediction algorithm at his bar in Nashville in 2005
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Eddie had a pretty aggressive role on Ballers last season, not a cameo but a fictional version of himself. he's legit!
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Deadspin 5h
Sportswriters whine about kid reporter asking legitimate question at press conference:
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The same crybaby who complained about Aaron Rodgers having a pass to be on the court with the Wisconsin basketball team
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Timothy Burke 7h
wait, Wauseon was in the state championship game? lord, we beat the hell out of them every year back in my day
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also today our previous foster Sage got adopted!
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good morning, here is our foster beagle Thelma attacking the day with enthusiasm.
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Peter Pattakos 9h
The KNR law firm has requested a gag order to keep us from discovering more info about their fraudulent conduct:
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Octavio Jones 19h
Florida Gators guard Chris Chiozza (11) makes the game winning shot to beat the Wisconsin Badgers in overtime.
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Deadspin 19h
Listen to Ian Eagle's Westwood One radio call of the Florida buzzer-beater:
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Timothy Burke 19h
Canyon Barry's older brother Scooter played in the NCAA tournament 29 years ago
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Westwood One radio call of Showalter shot
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USMNT is coming for Devin Booker
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Timothy Burke 20h
UniMás broadcast is very weird. Is several minutes behind and has no clock. Apparently another goal is coming soon?
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Timothy Burke 20h
it maybe seems a bit more compressed than usual?
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Deadspin 21h
Mike White can't believe what he's seeing.
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