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Timothy Burke
Citrus grower. Deadspin editor. Hound wrangler. Critical media theory/forensics. at Ohio. Failed stand-up comic. timothy.burke@gmail.com
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Ryan Struyk Apr 22
Compare and contrast Obama and Trump approval ratings at the 100-day mark via ABC/Post poll.
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Timothy Burke Apr 22
Peyton Manning looks DRUNK
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Ray Ratto Apr 22
Don Cherry (multiple gunshots from an unknown number of assailants) is day-to-day.
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maladrin Apr 22
This super-happy if not maybe a bit undernourished and dirty girl came up to us in Southeast…
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funny display name Apr 21
SCIENTIST: ah that's nasty you use the same hole for piss and shit and fucking. I shall name you after that MONOTREMES: come on dude
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @mkokotovich
I have an iPhone 3 still in regular use too! (A much more useful 3S is now dead after the battery exploded)
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @mkokotovich
burner iPhone 4S for purposes of international travel and inevitable detaining upon returning to US
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @thebrunomv
ppl tweeting at me saying it gets easier past this
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @ehahmann
gravity's rainbow
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @laplanck
finishing Infinite Jest in June 2011 is what led me to pick this book up in the 1st place misplaced confidence at the time clearly
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @ehahmann @bubbaprog
I found Infinite Jest to be light reading compared to this “: Infinite Jest?”
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
And yes that's what counts as a "quote retweet" in the version of Twitter on this device that hasn't been updated in almost four years
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
Replying to @SKRollins
I started reading this book the week of that game “: Was that a particularly memorable game or just an old bookmark you keep”
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
5+ years and at least 6 attempts finally made it through that damn paragraph. Still on pace to die b4 finishing book
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Timothy Burke Apr 21
This is a bagel stuffed with arequipe (caramel) and it cost 50 cents and it is amazing
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Timothy Burke Apr 20
Replying to @Telly2Putts @bubbaprog
Somebody who looks just like him is here? It's probably him? “: Valderrama?”
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Timothy Burke Apr 20
...but mostly this high-ranking FIFA executive who has been passed out at the bar for 45 minutes
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Timothy Burke Apr 20
...Same exclusive hotel hosting fancy event for Colombia's bid to host 2026 World Cup?! Every big name here...
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Timothy Burke Apr 20
Where can I get beers & watch NBA in Bogotá? Wife suggests nearby high-end American hotel lounge. Little did we know...
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Timothy Burke Apr 20
I know got in some shit last time he was here but damn if they didn't ban him from the whole country
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