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Timothy Burke
College prof turned citrus grower, Internet annoyer, Deadspin editor, hound wrangler. Critical media theory/forensics. . timothy.burke@gmail.com
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Erin Brr, sir 1h
Replying to @erinscafe
what in the actual fuck is this why is his nose so weird why does it not say president anywhere on the presidential medal
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November 24: this day in screencap history
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tv is lying to you
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Guess they cropped the crockpot full of boilt p-nuts out of the picture
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Brandon Priddy 20h
Bo Jackson shilling for supplements makes me sad. Like Superman as a spokesman for a jet pack.
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Deadspin 22h
Hello darkness, my old friend.
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Timothy Burke 22h
Replying to @arich310 @Deadspin
I SEE A GOOD DOG
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Timothy Burke Nov 23
This really deserved an explanation of some sort, NBC
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Timothy Burke Nov 23
November 23: this day in screencap history
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Timothy Burke Nov 23
That spongebob squarepants song was exactly what I wrote as a parody of terrible modern Broadway musicals. Still unsure if it was earnest or satire.
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Timothy Burke Nov 22
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Timothy Burke Nov 22
This Thanksgiving Eve, ABC is here to... terrify you?
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Timothy Burke Nov 21
Local woman leads off newscast discussion of workplace harassment:
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Timothy Burke Nov 21
Replying to @nick_pants
i always assumed it was talking about Dickens's A Christmas Carol
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Talking Points Memo Nov 21
Roy Moore dated "younger ladies" for their "purity," his pastor friend says
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southpaw Nov 21
Option A was: “We don’t need a freakin child molester in there.” President Trump chose Option B.
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shon. Nov 21
Jones prosecuted KKK members for bombing a church and killing four black girls, but I suppose that's not the sort of crime Trump worries about.
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Timothy Burke Nov 21
CEO of HQ, the Hottest App Going: If You Run This Profile, We’ll Fire Our Host via
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Andrew Perez Nov 21
Replying to @MapLight
A single, anonymous donor, who gave $28.5 million, basically underwrote Gorsuch's Supreme Court seat
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