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Timothy Burke
Citrus grower. Deadspin editor. Hound wrangler. Critical media theory/forensics. at Ohio. Failed stand-up comic. timothy.burke@gmail.com
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Timothy Burke 16h
what are they
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Timothy Burke 17h
that's an...interesting backdrop
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
got married in NYC so that's our flights, our parents' flights, etc
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
this very clearly appears to be a steer, not a cow
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
of course they did because salami was in and remains in the original Cuban sandwich
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
as did we but getting married on 12/12/12 might reconsider that as 660 other couples showed up the same day
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
Mojo pork, Spanish rice, black beans, Cuban sandwiches, tostones. Yeah we ate well
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
not sure my parents or mother in law would have been down with walking from Florida to NYC
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
AND we sent guests home with giant bags full of rice and pork
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
shuffleboard club PA system and an ipod
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
Hire a Cuban restaurant to cater your wedding
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
no it was five of us, at a pizza place I think
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
just calling the dinner we all ate together the night before the rehearsal dinner
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
flying our parents & best friend to NYC
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
At La Teresita where they will make you an enormous tres leches cake that tastes better than any wedding cake you've ever had
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
(We are still very happily married 4 1/2 years later. Don't buy into the wedding cartel hype.)
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Timothy Burke Feb 21
Twitter wonders why it can't profit when 999 out of every 1000 accounts are robots
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Gideon Resnick Feb 20
an extraordinary entry into the "sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it" genre
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