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Brandon Sheehy ❁
My Twitter is the one stop shop for mom and pop. But don't bring your dad around here. This ain't no place for dads. I'm a Christian, bro
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ 13h
"all things being equal, the most offensive explanation is usually the correct one" Twitter's Razor
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ 13h
Replying to @btsheehy
People who don't live on Twitter don't know this shit, guys. I'm jealous of them. Except for when strangers try to ruin their lives.
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ 13h
I see we're slandering people by assuming the circle game is white supremacy again. Love this website.
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ 13h
Bernie coming in hot with "things I thought made sense when I was 10 years old"
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ 16h
Replying to @emilyaheil
"We dig deeper"
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Kyle Beckley Dec 13
So a third couple on my block is divorcing. What does this say about the chances for my marriage? Does everyone I have sex with divorce?
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 13
Replying to @gabrielmalor
Ah, I see. I guess that's a California thing. In Texas they have to look it up on their systems before writing a ticket, and you can still get it dismissed in court afterwards if you bring proof
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 13
Replying to @gabrielmalor
Proof of coverage seems like the easiest thing to prove in court. Why would they choose this infraction to lie about?
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 12
please don't do this
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 11
"God, the rape deductible has gone up AGAIN?! This is getting ridiculous"
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 11
Statistically speaking, people who seriously injure or kill anyone are more than likely a danger to people around them
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adam hrabik Dec 11
just got a Blue alert on my phone which apparently happens when a cop gets shot and the rest of the cops go, "hey can someone else get him for us, this guy's really good."
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 10
The pronoun people accusing others of dictating language is pretty rich
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 10
Replying to @brad_frost
My favorite git command is `cp -R ./* ../backup_in_case_i_screw_this_up/`
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Marc Porter Magee Dec 5
Wealthy private school mom Elizabeth Warren has a lecture on school choice for America’s working families
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 9
wtf is wrong with you
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 9
Nothing brings me joy quite like Russell Westbrook making an ass out of himself
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 9
this is the single dumbest thing I've ever read
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Brandon Sheehy ❁ Dec 9
Replying to @LakeShowYo
I thought I was going crazy when I saw that
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(((AG))) Dec 8
This is completely irresponsible from an official account representing dozens of member of Congress. There was 0 evidence of negligence in this case. She got sick during the grueling journey and died of a bacterial infection despite extensive efforts by CBP to save her.
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