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Brooks Wheelan
I mumble about stuff and have a podcast about bad jobs. Check it out here:
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Brooks Wheelan 14h
Least believable part of the show Catfish is when people answer phone calls from numbers they don’t know.
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Brooks Wheelan 15h
Replying to @brookswheelan
To be fair I have no doubt I ruined the Red Hot Chili Peppers for many, many people.
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Brooks Wheelan 15h
This kid I didn’t like in high school LOVED Wilco so naturally I’ve hated them my whole life bc I’m petty and dumb.
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H. Michael Kre 21h
9! This Sat 8/18/18 behind 7522 Sunset. Stand up starts 6pm. No cover. No food truck. No waterslide. No long pants! + more tba! BYO Water Pistol
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 15
Replying to @Swedgeland
Mind blown
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 15
Spiders have 8 legs and 8 eyes. Humans have 2 legs and 2 eyes. I’m not high.
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 15
Replying to @sparkly723 @darth and 2 others
12/10 would let comb
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CAR Aug 14
Hey thanks for the new wine glass, the puppy think’s it’s for him
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 13
Just got into an argument with about WWE and earnestly shouted “YOU NEVER WALKED WITH ELIAS!”
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 13
Daniel Day Lewis and Paul Heyman are the two greatest actors living today.
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 13
Check out my friend ’s book. He’s a good dude and turns out also a great book writer.
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 13
This week is on Entry Level to talk about hustling old ladies as a kid and working undercover at McDonald’s!
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 11
Replying to @ian58952 @gracehelbig
You didn’t upset me at all! We coulda chatted goose all day after the show!
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 11
Al is the fucking man!
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THE Miserable Hair People Aug 11
I don't really drink coffee, but I do support my favorite comedian and his hilarious podcast. If you haven't listened to 's podcast Entry Level then do yourself a favor and please do.
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Sports Liker Aug 10
Welp, found my favorite baseball player ever.
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 11
last shows tonight at in Minneapolis. The early show is sold out but still some tix for the late show. Dont fuck this up!
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Acme Comedy Company Aug 9
Check out WHEELIN’ his way into Acme for his show tonight! Don’t miss him tonight - Saturday! A few tix still available!
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 9
Replying to @Gabrus
I mean it’s a risk I know you’d take.
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Brooks Wheelan Aug 9
Replying to @BabsGray
Thanks Barbara. I knew I’d have your support!
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