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Brooks Wheelan
I mumble about stuff and have a podcast about bad jobs. Check it out here:
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Brooks Wheelan 15h
My 32 year old girlfriend’s father hid the ladder last night so I would stop jumping off the roof into the pool. I’m not proud.
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Brooks Wheelan 17h
Replying to @bre_boh
I’m not an amateur!
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Brooks Wheelan 18h
Replying to @brookswheelan
My bad it was an Oldsmobile, but either way check out it out, SHE’S NOT WRONG!!
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Brooks Wheelan 18h
Shout out to the woman who just pulled up to the Palm Springs Wal-Mart in a red 2001 Sebring convertible, got out, and screamed “DAMN, I LOVE MY CAR! WOOOOOO!”
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Brooks Wheelan 19h
Really made Iowa proud by breaking my toe and falling into a pool during a bag toss win celebration yesterday.
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 24
Come over to my house for kisses!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 22
Replying to @lilbex_xo
Hey! They’re still building the space. Not sure when it’ll be available but I’ll let u know!!!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 21
This is good. This is nice.
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 20
It’s a new club that’s still under construction
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H. Michael Kre Jun 19
12 happens Wed 6/20 8pm behind 7522 Sunset matt brusso and more! No cover 8pm
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 19
I don’t “believe” I can do it. I CAN do it. THIS IS PROOF!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 19
We’re currently in the first half of the 7th Harry Potter book
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 19
Whoa, saw Griffith Park is on fire??? I was JUST up there smoking cigs with teens and it was fine. Nuts!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 19
Replying to @TheMHPShow @jonahray
Further than any man by Martin duggard
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 18
I respect Obama for having the self control to not tweet “u dumb” at Trump and getting 10,000,000 RTs, but fuck I want it to happen.
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 18
Lemme look into it!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 18
Well have an easier last name!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 18
New Stand Up dates: Maine, Boston, Chicago, Madison, DC, Raleigh, Ventura, Dallas! Go to for tix!
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 18
Today is on Entry Level to discuss stealing from work (when it’s ok and not ok), being fired a lot, and sewing buttons with cool Russian ladies in a warehouse.
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Brooks Wheelan Jun 17
Happy Father’s Day to macs mom!
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