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Brooks Wheelan
I mumble about stuff on stage and have a podcast called Entry Level. Check it out here:
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I feel bad for the coffee table Trump keeps trying to flip over right now.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 12
Pretty nervous Alabama is gonna pull an “America” and vote Roy Moore in.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 12
Whoa! U guys see the pic of Roy Moore heading to vote today?
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Megan Amram Dec 10
ALABAMA: Here's how to vote for Doug Jones on Tuesday! Please get out and vote for the guy who isn't a super villain!
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 11
New episode of Entry Level with the hosts of ( and ) Who could believe they weren’t good at their jobs??
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 10
Goonies pitch in 2017: "Misfit kids? I like it! Ooooh, a silly crime family! Fun! A mentally challenged deformed man who is chained up in a cell? Yeah, gonna have to ask you to leave now."
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 10
Then double down and use it as an unexpected call back as your closer.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 10
Fuck cheat days. This is my cheat life.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 10
Replying to @BethStelling @kashnerd
Oh god you’re right. He’d never have a foreign phone.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 10
Replying to @BethStelling @kashnerd
Nah he got a Razor in ‘04 and is holding onto to what he knows.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 9
I can’t believe that dinosaur park is having problems AGAIN!
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 7
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Amy Siskind Dec 7
Wouldn’t it be powerful if tomorrow the 33 US Senators who called on Al Franken to resign called a press conference and called for Senate hearings on allegations of sexual assault by Donald Trump.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 7
This tweet reminds me that the trash doesn’t fall far from the trash pile.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 7
So looks like I found out about Alex G and Portugal the Man this year
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 6
Yeah! Fuck thought provoking commentary. Just dance and sing!
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Patagonia Dec 6
This is why we're suing President Trump.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 6
I wanna pitch a show to VICE where I smoke salvia then interview rappers and politicians. But I’m 90% sure that’s already a show on there.
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 6
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Brooks Wheelan Dec 6
This show is tomorrow! Get tix now. Use the discount. 😎
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