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Brooks Wheelan
I mumble about stuff
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 14
Wine shop dude - What are you gonna pair this with? Me - More wine?
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 14
Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a short I made about a break up!
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 13
Congrats to my bro and all these rad dudes
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 12
LA, tonight we’re throwing a party for Kevin Barnett. No more sad shit. Kevin wouldn’t want that. It’s sold out but find a way to sneak in.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 12
Which one was being interviewed?
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 11
I wanna be what joe rogan is to UFC but for the Westminster Dog Show
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 11
I made my girlfriend laugh so hard she just threw up. I’m so confused on whether to be proud or concerned.
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Jonah Ray Rodrigues Feb 11
Caption this = write a joke for me!
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 11
This week discusses being demoted twice as a caddy, working at K-Mart, and being fired immediately after moving to LA.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 10
Seems to be a ton for Grammys being given out. No way to be sure I didn’t get one. Thanks to the academy if I did! If I didn’t that makes sense too.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 9
Sadly agree. Not even mad about it
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 8
Replying to @toddbarry
You don’t know my life, Todd.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 8
A fun thing to do is sincerely ask a coworker “whatever happened to that Subway guy who lost all the weight?” Just watch the confusion about what to say wash over their face.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 7
Clinton only produced Freakey Styly. Get ur RHCP facts straight before you come at me bro!
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 7
This is stupid and you are very wrong. True men don’t kill coyotes is better than soul to squeeze? You’re out of your fucking mind.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 6
I got excited!
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 6
INDIANA! Next month I’m heading back to one of my favorite clubs in Bloomington. March 7-9 get tix now!
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Jon Huck Feb 4
Had a good time with on his podcast - Entry Level. I suck at working. Check it out.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 4
New Entry Level with talking about freaking out over beanie babies and being patted on the back for not stealing everything from the liquor store he worked at.
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Brooks Wheelan Feb 3
I’ve never seen a band more for NOBODY than Maroon 5.
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