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patrick
weekend drunk, android geek, metal head. fuck you, i still watch wrestling.
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patrick Oct 3
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patrick Sep 25
I'm not the biggest hockey fan, but I am definitely
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patrick Aug 31
been trying to get tickets to light this city at the fire in Philadelphia on 11/11. tickets were supposed to go live at 10am today but has said off sale since last night.
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patrick Jun 3
sour night continues. rarbrew out of order…
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patrick May 6
took a little beer tour on the other side of the river with my man…
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patrick Feb 6
found your next sponsor
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patrick Jan 21
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patrick Feb 4
tom brady threw for 505 yards and still lost. the eagles will go back to back.
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patrick Feb 2
Replying to @ZODIAC_MF
someone edited all 3 movies down into one 4 hour cut.
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patrick Jan 21
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patrick Jan 20
new year's gym tips slamming weights will not: - make you stronger - make your hair grow back - make daddy love you
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patrick Jan 16
today I learned it takes 4 straight episodes of diners, drive-ins, and dives to make me wonder what I'm doing with my life.
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patrick Jan 14
peeing in a urinal full of ice is the closest I'll come to having super powers.
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patrick Nov 18
when did gordon ramsay start coaching the warriors?
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patrick 17 Oct 17
one foot goes one way, the other foot goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "whadda ya want from me?"
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patrick 25 Sep 17
why are dudes in dick pill commercials so eager to tell their story on tv?
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patrick 29 Jan 17
if you're going to do the stunner in Texas, you better get the 3 count
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patrick 5 Sep 16
Replying to @jeffm912
also, if jim cantore is in your town, get the fuck out.
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patrick 5 Aug 16
imagine the scores when the entire 2032 diving team has microencephaly.
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patrick 2 May 16
a 100 year old woman set a new world record for the 100 meter dash today, shattering the existing time of dying before the finish line.
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