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Dave Jorgenson ๐Ÿฅ› 10h
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 24
Replying to @brianalvey
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Gina Olson 1 Mar 18
My nephew was counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop... wait for it
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 24
This Leaning Tower of Dallas demolition is crazy. The wrecking ball is tiny. It's going to take 1000s of hits. It's like one of those watermelon rubber band live streams. Or the worst Tootsie Pop ad ever.
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ashi ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Feb 23
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 23
Replying to @John_W_Power
Hah!
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 23
Replying to @shellen
A grinder app?
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MediaREDEF Feb 23
Inside the Cult of Starbucks Egg Bites ( - )
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Roxi Horror ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒธ Feb 20
You get home from work. The house smells like I've been cooking. You ask how my day was. I wink at you & say I have a surprise. I take your hand & lead you into the bedroom. You notice that I've lit six candles to really set the mood. I put on my Ronald McDonald mask and-
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The Untastic Mr. Fitz Feb 21
Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜–๐˜›๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜™ ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜บ
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mcc Feb 22
I'm captivated by this headline because it makes it sound like the bees engineered the first police report so they could trick the cops into showing up and attack
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 23
thereโ€™s a java and a javascript?
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trey Feb 23
the knicks vs. success
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Flo Crivello Feb 23
I used to work at a startup in the same building as them. One day, in the elevator: ME: oh, you work at Craigslist! What do you do? HIM: Iโ€™m a designer I just stood there in silence
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 23
Replying to @shellen
It clearly says Grinch Oil.
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tc Feb 21
tired of this look. where is glitter batman. where is linen jumpsuit batman. where is hawaiian shirt batman. so many unexplored batmen
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ 21 Feb 17
Me: "You knowโ€ฆshe was in that movie with the best actress ever." : "Meryl Streep?" Me: "Leslie Mann!"
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Rachel Fisher Feb 19
This woman who was attacked by a bear in California and had her face ripped off did a reddit AMA and she said the worst part about the experience was dealing with her health insurance provider after the fact
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my pal andy Feb 19
The computer scientist responsible for cut, copy, and paste, has passed away
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Brian Alvey ๐ŸŽฌ Feb 18
Replying to @JackReichert
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