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Brent Ozar
I make Microsoft SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, and laughing. I live in California with my wife Erika. He/him.
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Brent Ozar 11h
Replying to @dhmacher @pinaldave
That one with was so much fun.
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Brent Ozar 12h
Replying to @SqlExtreme
If you’re just randomly mentioning peoples’ names for marketing purposes, that’s called “mention spam.” That’s a quick way to get reported as a spam account. I’d advise against doing that.
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Brent Ozar 15h
Brent Ozar Unlimited® Weekly Links, November 30th Edition -
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Brent Ozar 15h
Today's the last day to get into my Black Friday sale. -
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Brent Ozar 15h
She’s still on coffee. I’m getting an early start. STOP SHAMING ME MAN
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Brent Ozar 15h
Today in Quarantined Alcoholics: sherry. Yes, it’s 10:30AM. I’ve been up since 2, so I deserve it. 📸 via
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Brent Ozar 20h
Got questions about Microsoft SQL Server? My open Office Hours Q&A stream is starting now, usually runs for about 2 hours:
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Brent Ozar 23h
Replying to @holidasa @SimoneGiertz
HA!
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Brent Ozar Nov 28
Wanna ask me questions about Microsoft SQL Server? I'm doing an open Office Hours Q&A stream right now:
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Brent Ozar Nov 28
Replying to @SSWasps @SimoneGiertz
No, but it's been funny to see people hacking it:
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Brent Ozar Nov 28
I've been using my Every Day Calendar by to track days when I work on passive income stuff: writing new classes, designing new apps. It's a helpful visual reminder that I see when I walk into my office. I… 📸 via
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Brent Ozar Nov 28
Replying to @Ha3ks
Heh heh heh, thanks.
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
Replying to @loriedwards
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
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Mike Walsh Nov 27
"What if you train your team and they all leave?" "What if you don't and they stay?" We send team to conferences (a few went to PASS precons), trainings with SQL Skills, pluralsight. And I just bought a mess of 1 year Black Friday deals from for our support team.
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
Awww, thanks sir!
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
It's also why I am very comfortable starting over from scratch with this code, hahaha.
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
Me, a DBA with 20 years of experience, debugging my code: "ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN!"
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
Replying to @stefthepef
I don't remember the last article I read that merited a title that grabby. I wish they all delivered so dang well. Nicely, nicely done!
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
Recently Posted, Now with Comments: When Do I Need to Use DESC in Indexes?
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Brent Ozar Nov 27
Replying to @erikdarlingdata
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