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Brent Ozar
I make Microsoft SQL Server faster and more reliable. I love teaching, travel, and laughing.
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John Baldwin 1h
Catch presenting What to Do When SQL Server is Slow tonight at the June meeting in Rm 311 of Russell Hall
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Brent Ozar 1h
Replying to @sqlmadhadr @rorywoods
Thanks, appreciate it, but don’t need the lecture here.
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Brent Ozar 1h
Replying to @Jorriss @mwdarab
Hahaha, yeah. <sigh> For me, the hardest thing about being a manager is delegating something I know how to do, but shouldn’t be doing.
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Brent Ozar 5h
Replying to @SqlAdmin @gbissio
Hmm, no, not sure - I have a ton of training classes & videos, not sure which one it was. May wanna check your browser history?
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Brent Ozar 6h
Classic Post: When Giving Advice Isn’t Working
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Wolf 7h
So, tells me this morning "Always apply DTA indexes Bill! When the machine becomes sentient, they will come after you because you didn't apply the indexes"
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Brent Ozar 7h
Replying to @steveendow
Thanks sir!
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Brent Ozar 8h
Watching teach internals.
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Brent Ozar 8h
“This session was amazing. I had previously had some experience with availability groups, but Edwin’s knowledge really helped me understand the dynamics between all the working parts.”
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Brent Ozar 10h
Replying to @_dave705 @pinaldave
Thanks sir.
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Brent Ozar 10h
Replying to @pinaldave
You’re welcome, sir, and thanks for your hard work.
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Yeah, Tara and I are going to be tougher sells, hahaha.
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
you should be aware that Erik is passing out the Koolaid:
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Replying to @skreebydba
Good stuff.
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Replying to @dpless
“Now is the time on Sprockets when we fill out the CAPTCHA”
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Replying to @dpless
HAHAHA, even better.
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Replying to @dpless
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Absolutely. It’ll go into our weekly newsletter too.
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Replying to @hairboat
Miss ya already. Take care of yo self.
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Brent Ozar Jun 18
Bookmark the bejeezus out of this if you build Azure VMs.
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