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Brent Ozar
I make Microsoft SQL Server faster and more reliable. I love teaching, travel, and laughing.
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Brent Ozar 8h
Replying to @SQLHA @way0utwest
HAHAHA, awesome.
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Brent Ozar 8h
Man, he’ll need to, too - they’re getting expensive.
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Brent Ozar 8h
Replying to @SQLHA @way0utwest
I bet! Such a different culture. I love the bosozuku style.
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Brent Ozar 8h
Replying to @way0utwest
I would buy one of those tiny vans but I’d probably get arrested every time I drive past a school. So creepy.
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Brent Ozar 9h
Replying to @way0utwest
I adooooore the Honda Beat. Just such a beautiful little car.
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Brent Ozar 9h
HAHAHA, yeah. I struggle with that a lot.
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Brent Ozar 11h
Replying to @Pittfurg
Daaaang!
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Brent Ozar 11h
Classic post: How to Make a Dell PowerEdge Quieter If you wanna swap in your own quiet fans to run it in your office. Relevant for all used servers you pick up off eBay.
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Brent Ozar 11h
Answer by Brent Ozar for Can you separate schemas and objects with spaces and line feeds in T-SQL?
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Brent Ozar 12h
Replying to @Jorriss @sqlmal and 6 others
I would totally tell people I’m going to <cough>em</cough> SEA WORLD
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MidnightDBA 12h
ICYMI: It's a brand new, pre-recorded : Tea with Kalen! We talk with Kalen Delaney () about absolutely everything: college, food, linguistics, career, and of course, her upcoming online courses ().
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Brent Ozar 12h
HAHAHA
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Brent Ozar 12h
You are going to really like and appreciate something we have coming out soon.
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Brent Ozar 12h
HAHAHA
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Brent Ozar 12h
Replying to @mwdarab @nocentino
You can indeed! And half the people I “know” in the world, I still haven’t met in person, hahaha. Twitter is awesome for that.
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Brent Ozar 12h
Replying to @mwdarab @nocentino
And it was a pleasure for me to do too, sir! I love reading those.
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Brent Ozar 12h
Or point to and go “as you can clearly see here, I wrote that…”
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Brent Ozar 12h
HAHAHA
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Brent Ozar 12h
Replying to @BornSQL @sqlmal and 4 others
Specifically, strip poker. We can’t afford clothes.
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Brent Ozar 12h
Replying to @sqlmal @SQLGene and 4 others
HAHAHA, well for very, very small values of casino.
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