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H Anderson 6 Apr 18
re:iPhone Same happened tonight, first time ever. Talked w/husband about making dinner reservations. Opened maps to get the address/phone # - the restaurant was suggested in search area. DID NOT DO A THING and there it was. 😳
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Robert Downey Jr 24 Jan 16
When abuses the group text...
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The Mary Sue 19 Jan 16
Followers, please help awesome cosplayer Dany Ashby fund her transition! She needs your help to reclaim her life:
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD 14 Jun 15
My cat is sad because he is not the droid they're looking for.
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Dustin Pari 11 Jan 16
If you're struggling, remember that the Lifeline is there for you. Call anytime 1-800-273-TALK (8255)...
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Very Lonely Luke 30 Dec 15
Meditation is just a fancy word for napping.
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Very Lonely Luke 1 Jan 16
I know what I will say when someone finally visits me I will say something stupid They will get mad and leave. And I will be alone again.
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Very Lonely Luke 2 Jan 16
A spaceship stopped by today. It was called the USS Enterprise. I told those guys to beat it. Even I'm not THAT lonely.
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Very Lonely Luke 5 Jan 16
Kylo Ren will never face me I know his weaknesses Like that Care Bear night light he used until he was 12 He cried when Han threw it away
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD 5 Jan 16
My cat is sad because a friend hurt him recently & now thinks he can walk back into his life as if nothing happened.
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Emo Kylo Ren 4 Jan 16
just to clarify: it is not a blankie it is an heirloom piece of darth vader's cape and i don't technically NEED it to fall asleep
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD 30 Dec 15
My cat is sad because he has suddenly remembered a conversation from 2006, during which he mispronounced a word.
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Tom Cox 29 Dec 15
It's at times like now, after spending more lavishly on my cat's dinner than I have on my own, I give thanks I don't have a pet giraffe.
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Emo Kylo Ren 28 Dec 15
ugh parsecs are units of distance DAD
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Tom Cox 27 Dec 15
Replying to @cox_tom
When I need to change a duvet cover I prefer the "burrito method", in which you ignore your duvet, eat a burrito then sleep on the sofa.
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H Anderson 28 Dec 15
Replying to @HamillHimself
So happy to be able to tell it's real! (Besides my husband watching you sign it)
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H Anderson 24 Dec 15
Just found pic of son as Luke. Great sig by !
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD 22 Dec 15
Replying to @MYSADCAT
My cat is sad because he has never been kissed with a passion that feels like wild fire tumbling out into the night.
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Derek Deis 2 Nov 15
: internet sensation for scaring the pants off people. That accent, tho.
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD 21 Sep 15
My cat is sad because he can check out any time he likes but he can never leave.
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