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Christian (Bale, not Osteen)
J'attends ici que tu me voies.
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Patton Oswalt 10h
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) 10h
Replying to @RexChapman
You'll need a raincoat if you go to South Dildo.
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼 Nov 27
The village of Fucking, Austria: They’re finally changing the town’s name because they’re f*cking tired of people stealing their f*cking signs. The village will soon be called “Fugging”. Brilliant...
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5️⃣2️⃣Days Until Trump Is Gone🗽 Nov 27
Same spot in the White House. Tragic downgrade.
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♱ ᐱᑐԻլ ♱ 10h
speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil 🖤🦇
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) 10h
Miracle Whip is a false prophet. Don't @ me.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) 10h
Alexa, pour me another bourbon.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
I never thought I'd have to say this, but... New follower with tweet of her giving a blowjob to a gun = blocked.
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Duchess Nov 27
Normal is boring. Drench them in your weirdness.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Replying to @The_Duche55
You are lovely. That we know for sure. 🥰
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📌L!sa lonG leGs🏳️‍🌈 Nov 27
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Replying to @julcasagrande
Impress or impress not. There is no try.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Replying to @DesignIsabelle
Happy Friday, gorgeous! 😍
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
My favorite place to be is not on any map.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Rejection is an opinion, not a verdict.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Imagine composing 106 symphonies and Mozart calls you papa.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Replying to @MonaPeaceGarden
*hug back🤗 Have yourself a wonderful day as well, Toussa. 😊
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 27
Replying to @MonaPeaceGarden
Oh que ça commence bien ma journée, ceci! Bonjour à toi, Toussa. 😊
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Duchess Nov 21
I only get retweeted by people who are good in bed.
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Christian (Bale, not Osteen) Nov 26
You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.
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