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salaryman
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salaryman 4h
Replying to @BetrayedMan1990
he’s so fast
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salaryman 4h
Replying to @intellegint
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salaryman 4h
Replying to @intellegint
trump is tall and has a short but wide wiener. bloomberg is a little gnome with an innie penis.
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salaryman 12h
Replying to @FamousCeleb
Peter's First Communion 👼✝️
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salaryman 14h
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salaryman 17h
Replying to @LOLY2K
that's right, life's too short to have to check which way the toilet paper is hanging every time you need some toilet paper.
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salaryman 17h
Replying to @GirlfriendHaver
not very respectful actually
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salaryman 17h
Replying to @beardmars
don't get me started
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salaryman 17h
a near miss
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salaryman 17h
you were trying to!
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salaryman 17h
you care and you're trying to be cool in front of your friends
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salaryman 17h
Replying to @tom_on_here
you could care less? so you do care some amount? 🤔
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salaryman 17h
my wife is a wonderful lady. the best one i know. but she claims to have no preference for which way to hang toilet paper and quite frankly that is one of the most insane positions a person can take on any subject.
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salaryman 19h
Replying to @KingJames
"I am in Sports" -LeBron James
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salaryman 20h
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salaryman Feb 18
a classic graphic design own is when you sketch something in 30 seconds and you go ok that's a good idea and then you spend hours doing the "real" version of the sketch and then you finally finish and you realize the 30 second sketch was way better.
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salaryman Feb 18
starting a rumor that mayor pete was the kid in the katana unboxing video who said "It's Tape."
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salaryman Feb 18
Replying to @josiahhughes
guess what guys kal-el posts now
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salaryman Feb 18
Replying to @josiahhughes
thinking about a superman reboot where clark kent works at PLANET (kind of a combination of vice and pitchfork) and he like. vapes and stuff.
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