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blatherskyte
I make gadgets. Phrase that pays: I do what I can, sometimes less.
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Baron Vaughn Jun 18
I don’t understand how a country obsessed with superhero movies doesn’t recognize supervillainy.
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Patton Oswalt Jun 15
Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.
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blatherskyte Jun 14
Not at all. You’d be surprised how money = Shawn magnetism.
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blatherskyte Jun 14
I paid that man to give you a little extra. Viva la franc!
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blatherskyte Jun 13
Replying to @davepell
Perhaps less
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blatherskyte Jun 8
Sometimes a weekend is just for random adventure.
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blatherskyte May 22
Replying to @elonmusk
“Don’t hit people or explode” mode
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blatherskyte May 14
Your morning headline...
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Sam Sun May 7
I've been quietly supporting with aerial launch photography for a while but finally joining the twittersphere as this photo of the Mars launch wanted my audience.
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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 May 4
In other words: if you are ever in Dallas, go out of your way to go to Ellen’s. Make sure you retweet this to support an establishment that the is purposefully trying to harm.
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blatherskyte May 3
Looking at naked self in mirror: Wow, that’s some physique. You’re built like a bourbon drinker.
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blatherskyte May 1
Replying to @joeyciccoline
*ahem* Schindler’s List?
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Michael Ian Black Apr 18
No mass shootings in a couple days so it's a good, non-politicizing time to remind people that the NRA is a terrorist organization.
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Tony Hawk Apr 15
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane
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Patton Oswalt Apr 10
Again, read this in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s.
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Star Wars Apr 8
Watch the new trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story and see it in theaters on May 25.
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blatherskyte Apr 5
In a home with mescal on my breath. Oh, Thursday.
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Seinfeld Current Day Apr 1
Ready Player One (2018)
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blatherskyte Apr 1
It’s kinda fitting that Easter Sunday sometimes falls on April Fools Day.
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Patrick Neeman Mar 25
Saul Goodman’s joining the Legal Team.
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