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blatherskyte
I make gadgets. Phrase that pays: I do what I can, sometimes less.
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Michael Ian Black Apr 18
No mass shootings in a couple days so it's a good, non-politicizing time to remind people that the NRA is a terrorist organization.
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Tony Hawk Apr 15
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane
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Patton Oswalt Apr 10
Again, read this in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s.
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Star Wars Apr 8
Watch the new trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story and see it in theaters on May 25.
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blatherskyte Apr 5
In a home with mescal on my breath. Oh, Thursday.
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Seinfeld Current Day Apr 1
Ready Player One (2018)
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blatherskyte Apr 1
It’s kinda fitting that Easter Sunday sometimes falls on April Fools Day.
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Patrick Neeman Mar 25
Saul Goodman’s joining the Legal Team.
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blatherskyte Mar 25
Hey stole my quarter. Is that part of the game?
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Pope Francis Mar 25
Dear young people, never get tired of being instruments of peace and joy among your peers!
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Sarah Silverman Mar 25
“In God We Trust” was added to our courts & currency. It was a product of fear mongering Red Scare 1950’s McCarthyism & went against our founding fathers’ insistence of separation of church & state. In God We Trust also replaced E. Pluralibus Unum (“From Many, One”) as our motto
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Mar 21
No. Contrary to widespread suspicions, Stephen Hawking and I were never buddies in childhood.
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Kumail Nanjiani Mar 17
Huge story. Facebook had a data breach which was used directly to influence 2016 election. Facebook knew but didn’t do anything until they knew this story was coming out. When people said “Facebook will ruin us” I didn’t think it would be this direct.
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God Mar 13
It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.
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Conor Lamb Mar 13
Every vote counts. Polls are open until 8 PM. Make a plan, get to the polls & VOTE CONOR LAMB TODAY!
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blatherskyte Mar 13
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Dear I really love what you’ve done with the place. Is that new goth? Smells of desperation and ineptitude.
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David Hogg Mar 4
You must treat every election like it's the last because if you don't it could be.
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blatherskyte Feb 26
Replying to @ShawnKing
Cats, as they should, don’t like kale either.
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