Twitter | Search | |
blatherskyte
I make gadgets. Phrase that pays: I do what I can, sometimes less.
8,190
Tweets
798
Following
518
Followers
Tweets
blatherskyte May 22
Replying to @elonmusk
“Don’t hit people or explode” mode
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte May 14
Your morning headline...
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Sam Sun May 7
I've been quietly supporting with aerial launch photography for a while but finally joining the twittersphere as this photo of the Mars launch wanted my audience.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 May 4
In other words: if you are ever in Dallas, go out of your way to go to Ellen’s. Make sure you retweet this to support an establishment that the is purposefully trying to harm.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte May 3
Looking at naked self in mirror: Wow, that’s some physique. You’re built like a bourbon drinker.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte May 1
Replying to @joeyciccoline
*ahem* Schindler’s List?
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Michael Ian Black Apr 18
No mass shootings in a couple days so it's a good, non-politicizing time to remind people that the NRA is a terrorist organization.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Tony Hawk Apr 15
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Patton Oswalt Apr 10
Again, read this in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Star Wars Apr 8
Watch the new trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story and see it in theaters on May 25.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte Apr 5
In a home with mescal on my breath. Oh, Thursday.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Seinfeld Current Day Apr 1
Ready Player One (2018)
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte Apr 1
It’s kinda fitting that Easter Sunday sometimes falls on April Fools Day.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Patrick Neeman Mar 25
Saul Goodman’s joining the Legal Team.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte Mar 25
Hey stole my quarter. Is that part of the game?
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Pope Francis Mar 25
Dear young people, never get tired of being instruments of peace and joy among your peers!
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Sarah Silverman Mar 25
“In God We Trust” was added to our courts & currency. It was a product of fear mongering Red Scare 1950’s McCarthyism & went against our founding fathers’ insistence of separation of church & state. In God We Trust also replaced E. Pluralibus Unum (“From Many, One”) as our motto
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Neil deGrasse Tyson Mar 21
No. Contrary to widespread suspicions, Stephen Hawking and I were never buddies in childhood.
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte Mar 18
Reply Retweet Like
blatherskyte retweeted
Kumail Nanjiani Mar 17
Huge story. Facebook had a data breach which was used directly to influence 2016 election. Facebook knew but didn’t do anything until they knew this story was coming out. When people said “Facebook will ruin us” I didn’t think it would be this direct.
Reply Retweet Like