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then who is going to be cleaning your toilet…
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they really thought they were the most attractive people of their time and now we say they eat sheet metal 😭😭😭
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what if it was YOU who didn’t have any butter
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baby there’s no plane….
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please consider donating to the black trans women fund in honor of pride month gofundme.com/f/homeless-bla
his cat still dickmatized twitter.com/SC4NDALP0P/sta
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fat
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It’s Fiona’s favorite holiday! Celebrate accordingly 
! #NationalWatermelonDay
! #NationalWatermelonDay
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just stripped an island of its natural resources, who's doing it like me? #animalcrossing
FERGIE WAS IN TITANIC!???
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got my anti vax coworker fired and my next mission is coworker who takes advantage of my kindness
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the coochie hole in the pants!??? twitter.com/Cinnam0nT0astl
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glenn close just enabling him like that
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please sign this petition against kings college uni campus being named after a man who profited a majority off the slave trade
