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captain bones
yarrrrrr i can't drrrrrrrink because i don't have any orrrrrrrgans
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Dark Stock Photos 7h
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captain bones Oct 16
BASTARDS
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captain bones Oct 16
a n g e r y
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captain bones Oct 16
well wouldya LOOK AT THE TIME
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Gladstone Oct 13
How to turn your cat into an egg on Please note this only works with white or predominantly white cats!
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captain bones Oct 13
ouija board? no thanks i'd prefer a luigi board
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captain bones Oct 12
Replying to @_Dylan_171
no the mirror
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captain bones Oct 11
oh no its a natural disaster
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captain bones Oct 11
Replying to @FaithC_24
many thanks
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bill wurtz Oct 11
i think donald trump and kim jong un would really benefit from a nice romantic evening together, with some sexual intimacy
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captain bones Oct 11
i can't eat my spaghetti because i can'T STOP SNEEZING
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captain bones Oct 11
never ending P A I N
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Chris SimpsonsArtist Oct 11
a spooky halloween bath trick to play on a friend xox
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Chris SimpsonsArtist Oct 10
i just realised that tablecloths are like wigs for tables and it has made me so happy xox
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bill wurtz Oct 9
if u don't like your planet you can auction it off to aliens
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wint Oct 9
im not saying i dont respect the flag. just saying id respect it more if it was a picture of something thats good to me. like someones lunch
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Cabbage Facts Oct 9
a good holloween costume is to paint your self green and curl up in a ball and pretend to be a cabbage honestly
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captain bones Oct 9
Replying to @Kreal6613
happy thanksgiving to you too!! xoxo
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captain bones Oct 8
somebody stole my scissors
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Cabbage Facts Oct 8
a spooky thing to do for holloween is put a napkin over a cabbage and turn him into a ghost
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