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Ben 🦥 Mathis
Liberal Democrat London Assembly candidate. LD member and campaigner since 2006.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 4h
Replying to @GretchenAMcC
Fortunately, I was always quite good at French, so I can spell “bureau” and go from there. Also; “series” and “species” I can only spell because we did Carmina Burana in the school choir so I sound them out in church Latin. 🤓
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 10h
Replying to @PositiveLad
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 10h
Replying to @jpshaddock
Imagine how rubbish Boris would be *without* a Latin education.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 17h
Replying to @ProfFrancesca
But it’s got no nose! How does it smell?
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 17h
Replying to @willhowells
Some fans will tell you that “Long Hard Ride II” is no longer considered canon but, if you consider it an alternate-universe prequel, it provides loads of important character development and really enriches your enjoyment of the overall arc of the series.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 19h
Replying to @FinnTD
You get the goose game. YOU get the goose game. EVERYBODY GETS THE GOOSE GAME!
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 21h
Replying to @CasparSalmon
Is it blue?
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 21h
Replying to @NaturallyPaul
I actually did the edit on desktop. I haven’t got the new emojis on my phone yet.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 21h
Replying to @matthewwilkes
I’m ahead of the tech curve for once. Admittedly only because I learned jmhow to do emojis on desktop about a month ago and it’s all new and shiny to me.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 21h
Replying to @hackneywick
Nope. It’s a sloth
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Ben 🦥 Mathis 21h
Does the emoji in my screen name work for anyone yet?
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gingerdog 23h
Guess who’s back… Back again… Gingerdog’s back… Tell a friend… Ideally, a friend who wants a cool t-shirt for 15 quid, or two friends who’ll go halves on the 2-for-£25 deal
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Ben 🦥 Mathis Sep 21
Replying to @PositiveLad
Any riparian entertainments?
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Naama 🌈 Sep 19
My dad just realized that the apartment his unmarried aunt has been living in for the past 20 years with her "best friend" Irene has one bedroom. He's so confused. "Does Irene sleep on the couch? She's 83! She shouldn't be sleeping on the couch!" I'm......
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Tom [PositiveLad] 🇪🇺 Tank-Top Wearing BumBoy Sep 21
Just cementing my vote for the . Labour are a delusional mess.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis Sep 21
Replying to @JamesOhRoss
Solitudinem faciunt…
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Ben 🦥 Mathis Sep 21
Replying to @1030 @LouiseAnkersLD
That should read “peircing’s”
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Ben 🦥 Mathis Sep 21
Boss: We know we can’t actually fire you, so we’ve decided to restructure and your job just won’t exist anymore. Employee: I thought this sort of sharp practice was illegal. I’ve a good mind to join the Labour Party. Boss: This IS the Labour Party.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis Sep 21
Ah Mumsnet. 🙄 They’re just tired and cranky. Give them a feed and a nap and hopefully they’ll wake up refreshed.
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Ben 🦥 Mathis Sep 21
Replying to @FinnTD
“Donkey”
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