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charles Sep 23
i have the flat to myself tonight and im going to boil the holy fucking shit out of some god damn dry pasta!!!!!!!!!!!!
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charles Sep 22
also they didn't play bee gees so
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charles Sep 22
im never going clubbing again because they threw away my fancy water and i got thirsty
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charles Sep 22
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charles Sep 22
lads can we get it's tricky run dmc
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404bot 🤖🤙 Sep 22
CAN WE GET A COTTON EYE JOE????
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404bot 🤖🤙 Sep 22
RASPUTIN BONEY MY DUDES??
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charles Sep 22
my good and evil sides merged when i used a knife to open my bottle of juice
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charles Sep 22
Replying to @tempIeton
even furries take out the trash
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charles Sep 22
i hope enrique iglesias directly got three quid from my copyright infringing shitpost
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charles Sep 22
Replying to @tempIeton
u filthy scammer
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charles Sep 22
Replying to @tempIeton
oh my god
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charles Sep 22
char?
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charles Sep 21
im eating beans on toast alone at my desk and i feel like a divorced father living in his office
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charles Sep 20
love getting notifications for freshers events i wont go to whilst im doing washing up in the bathroom sink so my flatmates wont see my pjs
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charles Sep 18
every time someone hears my star trek text tone i tell them i keep meaning to change it. this is a lie - i will die with this text tone
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charles Sep 18
the walls r so thin im pretty sure my flat mates can hear me cry and eat hummus
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charles Sep 17
its come to this
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charles Sep 17
now im eating a croissant out of a mug
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charles Sep 17
so i put a croissant in my mug and pretended thats what i came to the kitchen to do
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