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Bill Maher Jul 3
If CNN has 1 more Breaking News that NOTHING HAPPENED I'll lose it. Freaking ppl out is what terrorists want. Cable news is Isis' best ally
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Bill Maher Jul 1
if we remove everything that was pro slavery, gotta take down the Washington monument. On the bright side, we could get rid of the bible.
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Bill Maher Jun 30
♫ Just Announced: Providence, RI - Nov 15 at Providence Performing Arts Center
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Bill Maher Jun 26
In America, you can be armed - just not with the facts.
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shane smith Jun 26
Tonight on our season finale I just want to say thanks to our whole VICE team and most importantly to our fans. We love you and will always.
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Jerry Seinfeld Jun 24
Comedians In Cars new episode tonight with ! The comedy team of Smug and Arrogant. (And this is me!)
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Bill Maher Jun 22
doesn't care about black people, loves white women in a persistent vegetative state. More on this Friday night.
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Bill Maher Jun 20
By the way, why WOULD you want the confederate flag on your car? Its like telling the police "The meth is HERE"
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Bill Maher Jun 19
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Bill Maher Jun 16
I'm sick of this story already. My friend D.L.Hughley once said it best: "Everybody's black till the police show up".
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Bill Maher Jun 13
Hey, easy on the lady who was just posing as a black person - maybe she got a bad perm and just decided to run with it
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Bill Maher Jun 12
We are tired of everyone watching us all the time:
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Michael Moore Jun 12
just nailed it on Bill Maher about our disgusting prison system. "Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals" on Comedy Central Sat. 11pmET
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Bill Maher Jun 11
B real, Cavs' "bad luck" began with 2 shit calls; why do NBA refs have to suck so much? This isn't the TSA, we cld find ppl who cld do this
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Riverside Live Jun 8
gift idea… Enter for a chance to win a 4-pack of tickets to on June 21!
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Bill Maher Jun 5
- Victims of the liberal media :
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nathan leska Jun 5
"Full Durham". Thank you Bill Maher, it was worth the water out of the nostrils.
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Bill Maher Jun 2
Sorry all my lovely new European friends, but U have to admit that as bad as the FIFA scandal is, its still more interesting than the sport
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Bill Maher Jun 1
Someone asked me if I'm gonna call Jenner Caitlin - of course! Whatever she wants! But I'm stickin' with Cassius Clay.
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Bill Maher May 28
The bland and the blad are pretty good but the blommer is kind of a bummer.
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