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Bill Maher Aug 24
Yesterday David Koch, who funded climate-science deniers for decades died of prostate cancer. Mourners have been asked that in lieu of flowers to just leave their car engines running.
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Bill Maher Aug 23
My pledge is that if you become a pit bull for planet Earth, you won't need Russia to hack my polling place. I will vote for you. I will take my paper ballot and put my prick next to your face. !
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Bill Maher Aug 21
Hey I got my number of rep.s who voted to condemn BDS wrong - it’s actually even more, not 318, it’s 398
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Bill Maher Aug 21
Some people have one move only: boycott. Cancel. Make-go-away. But here’s the thing, the house voted 318 to 17 to condemn the movement, including 93% of Dems. Does Tlaib want to boycott 93% of her own party?
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Bill Maher Aug 19
"Jay-Z's play, I believe, not only gives us a seat at the table, young people, young black America - it doesn't destroy what Kap kneeled for." – :
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Bill Maher Aug 16
Trump, the financial genius, is driving the economy over the cliff. Did you see what happened in the stock market this week? I spent more time gasping for breath than Jeffrey Epstein.
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Bill Maher Aug 16
Armed and lonely. It's not a good combination. America has a loneliness crisis. 22 percent of millennials say they don't have any friends. 25 percent say they don't even have an acquaintance.
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argusleader Aug 15
"I'm actually always excited to go to places they don't expect me to go." Bill Maher is coming to the this weekend:
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Bill Maher Aug 14
Not that I'm really convinced Epstein was a suicide, but isn't it time to take the shame out of killing yourself, especially if you were loathsome to begin with? If Epstein makes more scumbags look into it, it'll be the best thing that happened this month.
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Real Time Aug 11
"I'm just saying, we need to get used to the fact that, if is the nominee, there's going to be some senior moments and we can't lose our shit every time there is one." –
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Bill Maher Aug 10
OK, sure, let's get right on that - but one other thing Mr. President, as long as we're talking: if you were to do a total 180 on the environment and become the most dogged fighter we've ever had agst climate change, pollution, killing species, etc...I'd vote for you.
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Bill Maher Aug 10
95%? That is a lot! I better keep working! Speaking of which, if you tweet about me again, would you be a lamb and mention I'm on Sept. 6 and 7? You're the best!
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Bill Maher Aug 10
I'm curious, how do you see a TV show "by accident"?
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Bill Maher Aug 9
This is the new trick in Democratic politics, dig up something your opponent said decades ago that looks bad by today's standards and pretend that's mic-drop evidence of your awesome moral superiority.
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Bill Maher Aug 9
Tucker Carlson of says white nationalism is a hoax. You got to love Republicans: global warming is a hoax, Russia, that was a hoax, white nationalism is a hoax. Hillary Clinton running a pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor? Completely true.
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