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Bill Maher May 18
Maybe the reason Trump keeps saying he wants to be president for life is because he wants to be president for life.
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Bill Maher May 18
Hey Trump, if Mueller is hunting witches he's finding them.
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Bill Maher May 18
Anybody in Vegas ready to laugh? Get out of the shower, I’m on at in 90 minutes! Tomorrow too! Yolo!!
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Bill Maher May 17
Hey, it doesn't matter if you're a Laurel person or a Yanny person, the important thing is, we're all fucking off at work!
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Bill Maher May 14
I have to show you 's campaign ad because this is real and it's just too funny.
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Bill Maher May 11
Trump has this obsession with undoing everything Obama did. If he could bring bin Laden back to life he would do it.
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Bill Maher May 11
Everything Trump does is modeled on the mob. He's using a legitimate front business, in this case, the White House to enrich the family.
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Bill Maher May 6
The presidency has really opened our eyes as to who Trump is - I always thought he was an egomaniac, a blowhard, etc but now we see he was always a thug, a cheap crook, a hood. And his fans love him more...
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Bill Maher May 4
When will liberals learn that barking at nothing makes people not want to listen when you actually have something to say?
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Bill Maher May 4
Trump has two new best friends: Rudy Giuliani and Kanye West. It's like he joined a new dating site OkStupid.
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Bill Maher Apr 29
The thing about is, u don’t know if he’s trolling or just off his meds - Trump says there are good people on both sides of Kanye’s head.
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Bill Maher Apr 27
could not keep their hands off each other this week. At one point I thought Trump was going to take him furniture shopping.
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Bill Maher Apr 27
. if in the next six months you don’t see Trump’s magic starting to work for you, if you’re still trading pills and driving an , wouldn’t the more realistic plotline for Season 2 be your disillusionment with Donald Trump?
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