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Real Time with Bill Maher Oct 17
"This [pandemic] should be a wake-up call to realize we’ve been living in a way that is very risky." Watch join on last night's :
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Bill Maher Oct 16
The competing were last night. Trump was on . Joe was on and I was on THC.
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Bill Maher Oct 16
Democrats have to stop talking about “packing” the because it’s already packed – with Catholics. This is not a court that looks like America; it’s a court that looks like The DaVinci Code.
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Real Time with Bill Maher Oct 16
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Real Time with Bill Maher Oct 11
Rep. : If Biden wins, Republicans will support the Act because "they're not going to want a Democratic president to do anything they allowed Donald Trump to do.
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Real Time with Bill Maher Oct 12
If you get Covid, just take your military helicopter to your private floor at the hospital and have your team of doctors procure the drugs that aren’t on the market yet.
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Bill Maher Oct 9
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this presidency it’s that you have to get every rule in writing or Donald Trump will break it. !
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Bill Maher Oct 9
. says Trump and his entourage have infected or exposed at least 6,000 people in five states beating the old record set by Motley Crue.
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Real Time with Bill Maher Oct 9
: A new episode of with feat. Rep. , , + Bret Stephens begins now on !
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Real Time with Bill Maher Oct 7
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Bill Maher Oct 7
Faith should be a concern for a judge! It’s the purposeful suspension of critical thinking, how bout an atheist on the court!
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Bill Maher Oct 7
Ok check please, this is where I throw a shoe at the TV when the bullshit talking points on the environment aren’t even from this century! Mike, you’re using the ones from 1999!! Why am I watching this, like I don’t know who I’m voting for? I don’t even own a red sweater.
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Bill Maher Oct 7
Can we retire this “Trump is a businessman” talking point? He went bankrupt in the only industry where people give you money for nothing.
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Bill Maher Oct 7
Wow, that was a rocket off the bat of Perez! Er, I mean, great point by Harris! No, I’m into it, really.
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Bill Maher Oct 7
But he is a slimey piece of shit liar.
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Bill Maher Oct 7
Not a fan of Pence, but in two minutes we see why he’d be light years better than Trump. If u can’t see that u can’t tell unlike things apart.
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Bill Maher Oct 7
Why was Kamala taking notes on the instructions?
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Bill Maher Sep 29
Goddamn that was awful. Where’s Kanye when u need someone to inject a little sanity?
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Bill Maher Sep 29
Yes, that’s it, this election will be fine if we can just get rid of those damn ballots!
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Bill Maher Sep 29
Can’t believe there’s 2 more of these. It’s like making a sequel to Cats.
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