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Bill Maher Aug 26
Was just in Roanoke Saturday night playing a stand-up show - a warm, welcoming, good-humored community. Heartfelt condolences.
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Bill Maher Aug 25
Since 50 North Korean subs slipped out of port and vanished this week, maybe there are better things to look into than Hillary's e mails
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Bill Maher Aug 25
As a resident of Cali,this is not good news about pumping so much groundwater the state is sinking.Altho it does make Tom Cruise look taller
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Bill Maher Aug 24
Glad N and S Korea have walked it back a bit, the ladies at my nail salon were Freaking!
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Bill Maher Aug 21
I'll just say this about this awful, disgusting story: I will NEVER EVER eat at Subway again!! Because I never ate at Subway before.
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Bill Maher Aug 17
Trump on Jesus: "He's not a Savior. He's a Savior because he was crucified. I like Saviors who weren't crucified."
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Bill Maher Aug 15
I put some of the yellow water from the Colorado River spill on my brown lawn and now its a lovely color between mahogany and John Boehner
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Bill Maher Aug 14
Gay marriage, Iran deal, now an embassy in Cuba! Republicans are Havana bad summer!
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Bill Maher Aug 11
. Presents AN EVENING WITH BILL MAHER - The Theater at Madison Square Garden Nov 14, 2015
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Bill Maher Aug 9
Damn, i fell asleep - can somebody tell me how it ends? (Note to idiots: don't actually do that, i can guess)
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Bill Maher Aug 8
this quake can be felt all the way on the east coast! But not in the middle they still get the flyover treatment
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Bill Maher Aug 8
Oh, he doesn't work too much, they have a dead kid. That also happens A LOT to movie couples.
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Bill Maher Aug 8
Paul Giammati is perfect as the scientist. In fact, why isn't Paul Giammati ALWAYS a scientist?
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Bill Maher Aug 8
Jesus, i'm glad i don't live in...What? I do? Better roll two.
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Bill Maher Aug 8
Oh shit, a chef just caught on fire. Is this a comedy? I better roll one.
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Bill Maher Aug 8
We'll see who she wants to be with once disasterous shit starts hitting the fan. Hint: it rhymes with The Cock, and its not Doucheface.
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Bill Maher Aug 8
Right, like she'd rather be with Doucheface New Guy than The Rock. Well, i guess he was spending too many hours working...
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Bill Maher Aug 8
In disaster movies the lead guy is ALWAYS newly divorced and pining for wifey. Who has ALWAYS moved on to a new guy.
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