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Bill Maher May 28
The bland and the blad are pretty good but the blommer is kind of a bummer.
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Bill Maher May 28
You'd think people wld just know, but no, u gotta tell 'em - byggutfart! Jesus. Typical.
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Bill Maher May 27
And here I am being interviewed at the Oxford Union - what an honor! And also something Jenna Jameson did
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Bill Maher May 27
My visit to Oxford included a wonderful tour, and also not giving a shit who this dude was
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Bill Maher May 26
These old phones are awesome. But they don't take pictures, what's up with that?
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Bill Maher May 26
Europe: Octopussy. America: Octomom
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Bill Maher May 24
Why is the Eiffel Tower sporting truck nuts?
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Bill Maher May 22
If u dont get any in the red light district u can cop a feel on the street. Some of the shit here is just weird.
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Bill Maher May 22
New York mag used to have Predictable Headlines contest. Todays "Obama's twitter debut met with racist barrage" would qualify
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Bill Maher May 22
I love the openness, the liberalism of Amsterdam! But anal cruises? I dont think i wanna know...
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Bill Maher May 21
Great visit with at De Meevaart Theater in Amsterdam last night
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Bill Maher May 21
What i love most about travel is running into old friends
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Bill Maher May 21
Biking thru Amsterdam - best way to see the city!
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New York Magazine May 20
No boots on the ground until ISIS kills at least as many Americans as our three-year-olds do: via
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Bill Maher May 18
U thought Isis was on the run and now they took Ramadi? Reminds me of the Clippers
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Bill Maher May 17
76K just on runs to Wegmans! He shops for groceries like Michael Jackson did with toys, calls ahead and they close the store to the public
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Bill Maher May 17
This Chris Christie story spending 300k on food - if there was an app to create comedian premises, this wld be first one it spit out
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Bill Maher May 16
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Bill Maher May 16
Reading about PersianGulf summit Obama had,Sheik this, Sheik that, SheikSheikSheik and now i can't get that Taylor Swift song outta my head
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Bill Maher May 13
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