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Good news: teen pregnancy rates in US hit an all time low! Its so hard to find knocked up teens MTV is doing a show called "16 and Fingered"
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Bill Maher Apr 30
House Republicans just won't pass funding to combat Zika. "If we do something to stop pinheaded babies, what happens to us" said they...
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Bill Maher Apr 29
The American Embargo
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Bill Maher Apr 28
getting kicked in the balls by her sister in an elevator...I think i'd take the elevator.
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Bill Maher Apr 28
If i had a wife, and she got so mad at me she made a video/album as compelling as , and i cld choose either it be released or...
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Bill Maher Apr 26
Trump's 5 landslides: I'm from NJ - that's my backyard. I thought we were more sophisticated. Not Repubs: clueless from sea to shining sea.
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Bill Maher Apr 23
So...slave on the front, slaveowner Andrew Jackson on the back? It's like Hitler and Anne Frank sharing the nickel.
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Bill Maher Apr 23
Nothin like hitting the road on a beautiful spring day to tell jokes to strangers. The Brady in Tulsa tonight - thank u Jesus! Lol of course
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Real Time Apr 22
“I smell with my tongue” …and 25 other things you didn’t know about Ted Cruz, thanks to . WATCH:
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Bill Maher Apr 22
A Message to White America: &
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NRDC Apr 22
Today at , 171 nations signed the . And as shows the is underway!
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Bill Maher Apr 20
Happy 4/20!
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Bill Maher Apr 19
And a good ex. of our shitty election-running: N Y state. Maybe Hillary woulda won anyway, but Independents can't vote? Join 1 of the hives!
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Bill Maher Apr 19
Horserace aside did anyone c study that among BigBoy countries,U S is WORST at doing elections?You know, at what we're trying to export.Jeez
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Bill Maher Apr 18
Abused? You Can’t Work at These Churches via
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Bill Maher Apr 15
Now that it's Apr.15th all U.S. taxpayers must call out all the deadbeats who ride for free:
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Bill Maher Apr 14
So sick of debates. I cld do their spiels for them at this point. Lets cut to the RNC convention: professional wrestling meets krystallnacht
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Bill Maher Apr 10
Wyoming makes 9 outta 10 for Bernie. Hillary says if only he'd stop winning elections, people wld see how unelectable he is!
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Bill Maher Apr 8
. You’re gonna lose with Trump or Cruz:
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Bill Maher Apr 1
Just watched the adult who is our current president discuss the grave issue of nukes...and then think if it was President Forrest Trump. Oy.
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