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Bill Maher Sep 23
Everybody loves autumn. In , the police are using tear gas with just a hint of pumpkin spice.
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Bill Maher Sep 23
The next time Apple wants to do something truly innovative and really “think different” they should try NOT releasing a new phone.
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Real Time Sep 23
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Pappy Pariah Sep 23
What kind of mother names her baby, Pappy? I'm Pappy Pariah. I wrote a book.
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Bill Maher Sep 21
saying "I called it" about the NY/NJ bombing: Donald Trump is the only person besides terrorists who claims credit for terrorism.
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ATTN: Sep 21
It's time for our leaders to admit the war on drugs is a huge failure.
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Michael Moore Sep 20
This Canadian journalist, every single day in the Toronto Star, lists all the lies that Donald Trump spoke that day. Shames the US media.
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Seth MacFarlane Sep 19
Remember: This November you can help elect President Donald Trump just by voting for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein! Happy Election Year!
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Bill Maher Sep 18
See! I wish the judge hadn't thrown out 's suit against me, I would have won! Thanks Jane!!
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Bill Maher Sep 16
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Bill Maher Sep 16
The real infectious disease that's threatening our election isn't pneumonia, it's a total lack of class.
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Bill Maher Sep 16
Great 2b back tonight on ! And just as race is tied- its like America's watching Dr Strangelove and half are rooting for the bomb!
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ATTN: Sep 15
It’s time to stop treating our oceans like a dumpster.
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Real Time Sep 13
Bill's back with a brand new episode of this Friday at 10pm! Only on .
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Bill Maher Sep 12
Pneumonia? I'd vote for Dead Hillary in this race. She could be Patient Zero for Bubonic Plague, still better than
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Sam Harris Sep 10
The whole endgame for civilization in 4 minutes...
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Bill Maher Sep 10
With one of my all time fav crazy people, the maistro after D C show.
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Bill Maher Sep 8
I like , but is not one of the Marx Brothers. Don't fuck around with this election; vote for Hillary, nobody's perfect.
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Bill Maher Sep 8
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Bill Maher Sep 3
With President Obama at before tonight's show! Nah, it's really
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