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Bill Maher 18 Apr
Man, i thought they finally found that fucking plane today, but it was a big misunderstanding. The ship's captain was NAMED Ping.
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Bill Maher 17 Apr
just realized tomorrow is Good Friday, thought "Is that gonna affect my standup at Nokia?" Then remembered, this is L A and I'm Bill Maher!
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Bill Maher 14 Apr
Los Angeles! This Friday LIVE! stand up at Nokia Theatre. You can get tickets here:
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Bill Maher 13 Apr
Mickey Rooney died last Sunday, after a long battle with being an asshole. Cmon, i waited a week.
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Bill Maher 12 Apr
The outrageously courageous phenom that is came by tonight. Putin, eat ur heart out.
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Bill Maher 12 Apr
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Bill Maher 11 Apr
Trying to remember, don't do shit until the Heartbleed bug solved! That hacker shld get time! Unless its the NSA, then thanks for saving us!
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HBO PR 11 Apr
Clip & photo for S2 Episode 5 with in Dagestan. 4/11 at 11PM on :
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Bill Maher 10 Apr
If only the world wld look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it
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 Lisa Summers 08 Apr
Here's The Fascinating Reason Bill Maher Still Plays Theaters In Small-Town America via
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Bill Maher 08 Apr
Was with last night at a dinner in their honor; they'll be on Friday. And let's rename Russian dressing Freedom Sauce!
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Bill Maher 07 Apr
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Bill Maher 05 Apr
Are those gang signs gonna get me in trouble?
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Bill Maher 05 Apr
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HBO 04 Apr
"The threat to the rhino has increased as the price of horn has gone up." Tomorrow on
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Bill Maher 02 Apr
Wu-Tang Clan have an interesting project, putting out an album and will only sell one copy. Altho, didn't Ted Nugent do that not on purpose?
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VICE 01 Apr
Read 's response to the people who say man-made global warming isn't real:
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Bill Maher 01 Apr
Obamacare is gonna work. And all that rooting agst it to reach its goal - its like rooting agst the Jerry Lewis telethon to reach its goal
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Bill Maher 30 Mar
cant wait to do the show - never been to Lincoln. But i saw "Lincoln" and i saw "Nebraska" so i'm good!
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