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Bill Maher May 23
Michael Moore's best movie ever:
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Bill Maher May 17
Man, that movement lasted about as long as Dangerous warlords are still out there, people!
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Bill Maher May 15
Trump learned a new thing, to say "we shld leave it to the states". He's like an 8 year old who just discovered he can play with his dick.
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Bill Maher May 13
Nothing justifies embracing a dangerous buffoon:
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Bill Maher May 13
Taking Trump Down w/
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Michael Moore May 13
I'm on Bill Maher tonight on HBO.
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Bill Maher May 11
I should be home writing Trump jokes but the Mets are in town! And the Trump jokes kinda write themselves...
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Bill Maher May 7
I wasn't kidding last night, Trump is going to crash the stock market. I miss the days when bad Republican ideas just ruined Kansas.
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Bill Maher May 6
If Trump was a man, he'd stop whining like a little bitch. :
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Bill Maher May 3
Ted Cruz just said what built his campaign was the support of 4 year olds. So long, douchebag.
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Bill Maher May 3
Wow, Cruz loses Indiana at the moment the polls close? What a fucking loser. Its like when Tyson knocked that guy out in 30 seconds.
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Bill Maher May 1
Good news: teen pregnancy rates in US hit an all time low! Its so hard to find knocked up teens MTV is doing a show called "16 and Fingered"
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Bill Maher Apr 30
House Republicans just won't pass funding to combat Zika. "If we do something to stop pinheaded babies, what happens to us" said they...
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Bill Maher Apr 29
The American Embargo
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Bill Maher Apr 28
getting kicked in the balls by her sister in an elevator...I think i'd take the elevator.
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Bill Maher Apr 28
If i had a wife, and she got so mad at me she made a video/album as compelling as , and i cld choose either it be released or...
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Bill Maher Apr 26
Trump's 5 landslides: I'm from NJ - that's my backyard. I thought we were more sophisticated. Not Repubs: clueless from sea to shining sea.
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Bill Maher Apr 23
So...slave on the front, slaveowner Andrew Jackson on the back? It's like Hitler and Anne Frank sharing the nickel.
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Bill Maher Apr 23
Nothin like hitting the road on a beautiful spring day to tell jokes to strangers. The Brady in Tulsa tonight - thank u Jesus! Lol of course
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Real Time Apr 22
“I smell with my tongue” …and 25 other things you didn’t know about Ted Cruz, thanks to . WATCH:
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