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Bill Maher 7h
Dems Gun protest: They shld have focused on the part of Orlando Repub.s care about - when the killer forced LGBT ppl into the wrong bathroom
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Bill Maher 20h
Since President Obama is constantly being accused of going on an "apology tour," he should just go on one:
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Bill Maher Jun 24
Final tally is in: 48% Sense and Sensibility, 52% Pride and Prejudice.
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Bill Maher Jun 23
And how about that Donald Trump in Scotland - he vowed to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, and make the Picts pay for it!
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Bill Maher Jun 22
If you told me Obama was gonna take your guns away, before you tell me Hillary is going to take your guns, you have to admit you were wrong
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Real Time Jun 20
"His campaign has blood coming out of its whatever." –
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Bill Maher Jun 20
Thanks to you & will cover the / Conventions w/special episodes airing July 20-22, & 27-29:
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Bill Maher Jun 17
When it comes to lowering the bar, the has really raised the bar.
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Bill Maher Jun 17
A thanks to all our brave firefighters here in California who've kept the flames from reaching the Reagan Library. And damaging the book.
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Bill Maher Jun 14
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Bill Maher Jun 13
Conservatives:"Don't say it has anything to do with guns!" Liberals:"Don't say it has anything to do with Islam!"
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Bill Maher Jun 10
Even though Bernie didn’t win the nomination, he’s already won the future.
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Bill Maher Jun 9
A Jewish socialist met with a black president about conceding the White House race to a woman. We had a good day! It happens...
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Bill Maher Jun 8
Putting in charge of the national security state is like giving a toddler a Glock. Oh wait, we do that.
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Bill Maher Jun 4
Latino folks pelting the Trump supporters with eggs... I don't know if it will affect the election, but it's making valet parking awkward
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Bill Maher Jun 4
Hey Cleveland, I know u have clowns coming in next month but if u wanna laugh at them tonight I'm at the Connor Palace!
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Bill Maher Jun 3
Naming rights to national parks for corporations? Capitalism Eats Everything:
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Bill Maher May 30
Happy Memorial Day - America is so good at honoring its dead veterans. And so lousy at honoring the live ones.
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Bill Maher May 28
I thought Bernie did great on RT last night! Amazing the security he needs now -he used to come to our show in an Uber. And he was driving..
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Bill Maher May 27
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