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Project Chimps Jan 16
It happened today! Research chimpanzees who have spent their entire lives in captivity got to go outdoors in a forested habitat for the first time! Here are some pics of the males. More pics and video to come. Photos by Crystal Alba.
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Bill Maher Jan 16
With Donald Trump in the White House, there really is no vacation anyway – as my father used to say, as long as you’re gonna pull your hair out, you might as well do it publicly. Can’t wait to get back!!
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Bill Maher Jan 11
A prez shld really check where his own country is in the rankings for literacy, infant mortality, life expectancy, infrastructure, income inequality, percentage of women in govt, etc before saying who's the shithole country...
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Bill Maher Jan 8
To those who say 'Pence would be worse' - have U read ? The Trump presidency is a revolver with 4 chambers. We know one was empty because we got thru 2017. U wanna keep playing Russian (ha!) Roulette?
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Bill Maher Jan 4
These New Years Hawaii trips are getting weird - Saget, forgive me!
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Bill Maher Jan 1
Two young comics on the road, 2018.
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Bill Maher Jan 1
Happy new year from Hawaii everybody! Thanks for following me on this thing!
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Bill Maher Dec 30
Off to Hawaii for the 7th annual!!! Is this the year i never return??
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Rep. Don Beyer Dec 28
1: This isn’t how climate change works. 2: We weren’t paying trillions of dollars. You didn’t understand the Paris Agreement in June and you still don’t. 3: Climate Change is real. It is a serious threat to our children. You need people on your team who can explain this to you.
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Bill Maher Dec 28
My new year's resolution is to honk loudly at people who think they can safely text/look down at phone WHILE driving i e while the car is moving!
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Bill Maher Dec 25
Merry Happy everybody! Let's look on the bright side: on Inauguration Day, did you think we'd make it to Xmas? It seemed less likely than a virgin birth, to take an extreme example (winking emoji)
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Bill Maher Dec 24
America’s real religion is still greed.
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Bill Maher Dec 23
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Bill Maher Dec 20
Well, they did it. Finally, someone had the courage to stand up for America's forgotten corporations. Jk - Fuck you, assholes, hope you choke on it.
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Bill Maher Dec 15
Can't wait to get back! New episodes begin January 19, 2018 at 10PM on
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Tom Morello Dec 14
IMPORTANT: The FCC just voted to kill but we can still overturn them with a Congressional Resolution of Disapproval. It takes a simple majority in the House & Senate. We can do this! Text BATTLE to 384-387 or go to to contact your reps now!
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Bill Maher Dec 13
Thanks to everyone who helped support this holiday season!
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Bill Maher Dec 13
Still giddy over last night's victory in Alabama! Hoping Democrats have learned a valuable lesson: anything is possible when your opponent fucks children!
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Bill Maher Dec 11
Man, that is really doubling down in Alabama - what kind of slogan is "Make Puberty Great Again"?
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Bill Maher Dec 8
Isn't it weird Trump's gal Friday is Hope Hicks and his whole presidency is about giving hicks hope.
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