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Palms Casino Resort Mar 2
Here's your chance to meet and see him live on March 21. Enter here:
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Bill Maher Feb 28
Remembering as a journalist is like trying to remember Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday - it seems like another planet we were on
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VICE Feb 27
Killing Cancer: Tune in to tonight at 10PM for 's in-depth special report
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Al Franken Feb 26
Today’s ruling marks a huge victory for free speech. Thank you to everyone that stood up to keep the Internet open & free -Al
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shane smith Feb 21
Our special on cancer is coming this week. Couldn't be more excited.
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Bill Maher Feb 24
Special for the 20th anniversary season premiere of tonight 10PM ET/PT
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Told ya. Never vote agst affliction!
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Theres no blacks at the oscars but Felicity Jones at least sounds kind of black
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Never go up against affliction at the Oscars, people. I had this one in the pool!
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Bill Maher Feb 22
lady gaga is only wearing that because her meat dress went bad
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Man, Travolta has no shame about hair. Nothing gradual there. Just, fuck it, i have total hair again. Thats Scientology!
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Bill Maher Feb 22
So far in the dead reel ive seen 2 actresses i masturbated to at age 12. Also Louis Jordane but keep that quiet.
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Just got back from the mens room whadi miss? Oh still nothing? Pls god someone roofied my drink
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Be nice to ur parents and women are equal - where do these people get balls that big?!
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Bill Maher Feb 22
This show is a lot like marriage: a lot of excitement in the beginning and the end, and a long slog in the middle
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Bill Maher Feb 22
The guys at my bathhouse are really digging this
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Im beginning to think they pad this show with a lot of shit so the can sell more commercial time
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Bill Maher Feb 22
Please, tell me, what was the last year anyone saw a short film?
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Bill Maher Feb 22
But, you know, somebody had to say it
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Bill Maher Feb 22
"Be nice to ur mom" cant wait to see how the trolls attack THAT
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