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Media morons decrying lion's killing and in next breath drumming up hatred for sharks! Sharks are endangered and need protection as well.
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Bill Maher Aug 1
I sense momentum shifting to the Iran deal - Iran's prez said they're now throwing all their research behind a depilatory that doesn't sting
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Bill Maher Jul 30
97% of scientists agree, climate change is real and humans are a significant contributor. It’s time to
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Bill Maher Jul 29
is a dick. Making his stand agst pot. In 2015. Cuz we can't have ppl with no discipline about what they PUT IN THEIR MOUTH.
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Bill Maher Jul 29
Starting to think not that bright. Comes out now her best friend in high school was the bright red dot from a laser pointer.
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Bill Maher Jul 28
Mellencamp was on his game tonight at the Nokia! When this guy says Ain't That America, it is.
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Bill Maher Jul 26
I predict that sometime in the next few months the number of Republican candidates will surpass the number of accusers.
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Bill Maher Jul 18
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Bill Maher Jul 17
Pikes Peak Center tonight in Colorado Springs - U know i love to go where the VERY religious dwell! Come on down and have a heart attack!
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Bill Maher Jul 16
Three...two..one...cue The Good People saying any criticism of Islam = bigotry.
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Bill Maher Jul 16
Media keeps saying "We don't know the movitation." I'm sure it'll be as surprising as the name was.
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Bill Maher Jul 16
Kudos to today commenting on our shitty criminal justice system. Every once in a while the Jersey cow moos something good.
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Bill Maher Jul 15
is a huge asshole. If U wanna "strike a nerve" with POTUS, why not just scream the N word? That shld get his attention.
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Bill Maher Jul 14
Just on foreign affairs, what a shame Obama can't run again. 22nd Amendment is a Mercy Rule to make sure Republicans get a turn
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Bill Maher Jul 8
was always creepy. And btw, doughy bread and processed meat & dairy is not health food! What must he have been eating BEFORE Subway??
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Bill Maher Jul 7
To those who say deserves his day in court:Do we have the time?! 'Witness #437...and then the stenographer wld like to say something'
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Bill Maher Jul 3
If CNN has 1 more Breaking News that NOTHING HAPPENED I'll lose it. Freaking ppl out is what terrorists want. Cable news is Isis' best ally
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Bill Maher Jul 1
if we remove everything that was pro slavery, gotta take down the Washington monument. On the bright side, we could get rid of the bible.
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Bill Maher Jun 30
♫ Just Announced: Providence, RI - Nov 15 at Providence Performing Arts Center
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Bill Maher Jun 26
In America, you can be armed - just not with the facts.
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