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the gravy helmet wearer
Lawyer and occasional writer-of-things, usually about videogames or weird fiction. Tweets about . Podcast about books:
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Replying to @RowanKaiser
My sincerest condolences, Rowan.
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I’m pretty sure there’s a Laird Barron story about this fellow.
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the gravy helmet wearer 14h
Replying to @joelcuth
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
I have returned to our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor... (playing Darkest Dungeon again, on the Switch, as prophesied, this time with all the DLC. Started a Crimson Court + Color of Madness a while ago, didn't finish it)
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Dread Singles Whoops All Deadlines Edition Jan 19
Replying to @hottestsingles
Can I be Shirley Jackson when I grow up?
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
Replying to @hottestsingles
This book basically changed my life, it and We Have Always Lived in the Castle both. I have since gone and purchased every Shirley Jackson book and am working on them now.
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Will Jan 19
Replying to @BillCoberly
Either yelling CHAOS DUNK whenever I slam anything, or "ollie outtie" when I get spooked and run.
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
Replying to @Loiathal
Yeah, I have a bunch of friends who did/are doing online dating, but it’s gonna be pretty different for 25-35-year-olds than for a 57-year-old widow, and so in addition to not having any experience with it myself, what they tell me wouldn’t be terribly relevant to her either.
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
Replying to @BillCoberly
Yeah, mom, this sounds horrible! But last time I went on a date with a person I wasn’t already in a relationship with was 2007! I don’t know how to do this either!
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
How do I explain to my mother that although I am a millennial, I got married at 20 and only just got divorced, such that I do not know a single dang thing about online dating, and thus cannot help her with her misadventures in that realm
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
Oh yeah— just about every male character in HOTS I play is described as some kind of “boy.” Stukov is my good, good squiddy boy, etc.
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Dr. Sara Davis Jan 19
Replying to @BillCoberly
I play some single-player games with a friend, a pastime we started with a complete Mass Effect trilogy playthrough, during which we began yelling "ABL! Always Be Looting!" when NPC tried to hustle us through quests. But now we say it for, like, Oxenfree and Seasons After Fall.
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tropical🦎cryptid Jan 19
Replying to @BillCoberly
"now THIS is podracing" at any game when things go ballistic, except actual racing games because I suck at those
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KassondraT Jan 19
Replying to @BillCoberly
Whenever I get in the passenger side: "Drive me closer, squire!" Whenever I get Widowmaker on Mystery Heroes: "It's /time/" The joke is I'm the absolute worst at Widowmaker
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
I have about 100 books in my house I haven’t read yet, a boatload of new TV to watch, maybe 50 videogames in a backlog from various steam sales, and lots of creative projects I should work on. I am also probably about to buy a Switch copy of Darkest Dungeon & play it again.
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Bisexual Bastard Jan 19
Anytime I defeat an enemy/monster/animal I have a habit of saying “you’re meat is mine!”
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Northern d&d Jan 19
Not usually in video games but actually in magic the gathering, a friend and I often scream “I’ve miscalculated!” To the heavens after a mistake l
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the gravy helmet wearer Jan 19
I guess the other thing I do a lot is shout “BEST KHARAZIM NA” whenever I successfully pull off a Divine Palm, no matter how obvious and easy it was.
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Grunkle Stan Jan 19
"Back off! Get your own sandwich!"
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evan 🏴 Jan 19
barely doing something successfully and saying “i’m just the best there is and that’s all there is to it.” my roommates hate it.
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