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Successfully avoiding responsibility since 1974
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Yoni Mernick 23h
This person sold their VHS player on eBay and got a surprise letter in the mail:
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David Stokes 14h
Spent an hour looking for Cilla and Steve before I realised it wasn't a
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Daniel Holland Feb 15
Pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out that is meant to impair the attacker. This doesn’t work on Dolphins in the same way. It gets them high. So they purposely inflate them and pass them around to their dolphin friends for fun.
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Sean Hegarty 11 Oct 14
How easy is it to impersonate Victor Meldrew? a) don't b) leave it
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Gav Feb 15
Replying to @TheFreshFreddie
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Gav Feb 15
Replying to @TheFreshFreddie
The film or the series? Started the series a while back but got waylaid after a few episodes and then they took it off Prime.
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Gav Feb 15
Replying to @Jimllmixit
Ah, ideal. In that case, I'll definitely add some albums to the mix.
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Gav Feb 15
Replying to @Jimllmixit
Thought about buying some albums, but do they have to be played in Google Music?
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Gav Feb 15
Managed to rack up £80 Google Play credit just by using Google Pay on my phone. They keep throwing free money at me. What films/TV should I spend it on?
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Stefan Morkis Feb 15
It's a brilliant thing he's doing. His response to the guy who lost his wife is, to borrow a phrase, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
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Gav Feb 15
For the love of god, somebody fetch me the CCTV footage of this incident.
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Sanjeev Kohli Feb 13
I’ve just been told my new favourite joke: How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg
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Hannah Jane Parkinson Feb 13
I have watched this bear released from captivity frolicking in the water endlessly today, & I will be watching him again
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Gav Feb 13
Oh man, this is good for the soul. I love it when he lets himself fall backwards.
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Nick de Semlyen Feb 13
Quick reminder that this is actual dialogue from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014).
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Minister of Loneliness Feb 12
Just cut my thumb and got sausage grease in it and I have a bad feeling this is exactly the superpower I deserve.
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Alice Murphy-Pyle Feb 13
I think often about Daniel Kitson’s take: ‘Privilege is like a party hat. It’s very easy to forget you’re wearing it, but it’s still blindingly obvious to everyone else.’
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Jason Sep 21
Just noticed the excellent Lloyd Cole’s profile pic, and all I can think of is Jimmy Carr playing an older version of himself in a Back to the Future film.
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Andrew Ellard Feb 13
Terminator 2 and Godfather II are iffy, and Christmas Vacation is just plum wrong, but otherwise this list makes a splendid mockery of the “sequels are worse” truism.
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Neil Feb 13
You drop stuff down, we pick it up again, and then we take it underground. You drop stuff down, we pick it up again… - ChumbaWombles.
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