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Gav
Successfully avoiding responsibility since 1974
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Paul Bronks Oct 21
"alright Meryl Streep, get up"
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Gav Oct 21
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Manytypesofwooooo Sep 3
Your eyes speak a different truth
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Gav Oct 20
Double Dragon! 😍
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Gav Oct 20
Replying to @AshDigsFilms
Fun fact you might like: in Spain, Dumb and Dumber is called Two Very Idiotic Idiots and Kingpin is called What A Pair Of Idiots.
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Gav Oct 20
Well, make up your mind. Which is it?
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Matt Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Oct 20
Replying to @SimonNRicketts
This is the real life equivalent of using a highlighter pen to mark the stupidest bit of a document.
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Nicola Oct 20
Julian is a lovely, happy fugitive who adores contact with humans, he is always trying to get the attention of whoever is visiting. In fact he can never get enough attention. We can't understand why it has taken so long to find his forever home.
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The Onion Oct 19
World Wildlife Fund Urges Americans To Just Grab Whatever Animal They See And Try To Keep It Alive
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Gav Oct 19
Replying to @LevParikian
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.
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Gav Oct 19
Replying to @LevParikian
That is quite clearly a coded message to a fellow MI6 agent.
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Gav Oct 19
After 's lovely thread yesterday about men, this is timely.
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Gav Oct 19
Replying to @spenno
Happy Anniversary, my lovelies! Gx
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Gav Oct 18
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Jason 17 Feb 16
You can tell how heavy your chili pepper is if you give it a weigh give it a weigh give it a weigh now.
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Pete Paphides Oct 17
This tweet still brings me joy after nearly three years.
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Gav Oct 16
Is Purves rocking a pair of horizon blue stay-crease action slacks?
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Felicity Oct 14
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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Tom Peck Oct 16
John Bercow to stand down next summer. We'll always have this.
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Gabby Best Oct 15
I know city foxes are tame but just passed one in Archway and I swear he was sorting someone’s recycling.
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