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Gav
Successfully avoiding responsibility since 1974
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ערבי ותו לא! 11h
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bobby May 20
thinking about this guy who rolled a five during a drinking game where if the die landed on five you had to pound a beer and said "aw dang what are the odds." and someone said "one in six you dumb motherfucker."
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vineyille May 1
Without warning, Harrison Ford’s earring begins to glow white hot. Thousands of miles away Morgan Freeman’s earring emits a low frequency hum. They both gaze upward. “It is time.”
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Gav May 20
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Gav May 19
Replying to @davidmfranc1s
Just as we'd always suspected.
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Bucky Isotope May 18
KID: can I have my ball back JESUS: fuck you
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Gav May 19
Replying to @rabbitinahat
Being able to take them out is handy, although you have to keep that to a minimum. It seriously limits your eating and drinking time. I miss snacking :-(
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Amanda May 18
As it’s , let’s remember probably one of the best ever signs seen in a museum.
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Karen Kilgariff May 18
If this plane goes down please remember me as one who, above all else, deeply loved day drinking
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Gav May 18
Replying to @rabbitinahat
Doing it now in my forties. Invisalign braces really are more or less invisible, so self-consciousness not really an issue.
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Vinny Skywalker May 16
if you think of the word “brainstorm” you hear the word brainstorm. if you think of the words “green needle” you hear green needle.
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Jonny Sharples May 16
Imagining what Twitter would have been like when the England squad was announced for Euro '96.
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Gav May 17
When you realise you've been hitting the Shredded Wheat pretty hard lately.
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Gav May 16
Replying to @thatmarkperkins
And to me, you always will be.
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Gav May 16
This Londoner would have clapped. I'm with you, little man.
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KT NELSON May 16
a lot of younger folks won’t remember this but before 9/11 you were allowed to grill your own meats on airplanes
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Gav May 16
Replying to @Jimllmixit
A handy utility mum
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Gav May 16
Replying to @Jimllmixit
The first 5 yards are in her head.
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Adam B May 16
Already a big fan of the new lord mayor of Sheffield based on his inaugural portrait alone.
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Gav May 16
Bit embarrassing for Wilshere that he didn't make the squad and Rashford's mum did.
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