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Ben
Resting sweater connoisseur. DJs (Tu 8pm PST.) Writes . Develops .
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Ben 23h
Replying to @lilyrosesloane @mattb
This is the canonical end to all All Star discussions, imho:
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Ben Nov 11
Replying to @kapowaz @seldo
Especially when I’ve flown back in winter and you arrive to circle London while the sun is low and the buildings and the river are all glistening golden… it’s spectacular.
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Steven Hepting Nov 8
The pseudo Portrait Mode on the iPhone XR has some pretty amazing results when taking photos of photos! 😆
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Ben Nov 8
Replying to @benward
“Elevenses Revival” is my new band.
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Ben Nov 8
In a cafe whose menu lists a sandwich containing “all the cheese” and honestly I might get third-breakfast today. Or pre-lunch? An elevensies revival?
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Ben Nov 8
Replying to @psuway @keslerrr and 2 others
Is this Paul’s liver tweeting now? Is Paul OK?
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Ben Nov 8
Incredible effort here Paul. Say hi to for me if he’s in/if your can still do mouth words.
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Arlen Parsa voted! Nov 7
Replying to @arlenparsa
my favorite way to listen to the president is slowed down to 1/2 speed because it reveals how often times his logic is indistinguishable from that of a drunk person:
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Ben Nov 3
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Ben Nov 2
Tuned into final just in time to hear my get a shout out. Nice. It’s a lovely show, you should tune in:
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Ben Nov 2
Replying to @blech
“Mison: Those “last text you sent” meme question things: do they mean text literally SMS or text as in last message via any app?” That’s not going to fit on the side of a bus, Paul. Or it’ll need to be a very large bu… oh just realized what your transit policy will be carry on.
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Ben Nov 2
Replying to @tominsam @oneirodynia
Ward. I’ll put some chicken in the oven for dinner.
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Ben Nov 2
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Ben Nov 2
Replying to @mollie @kpk and 2 others
Also, you can’t clean that board. Literally. Not without a level of toxic chemical cleaners that would destroy San Francisco’s water table and have Twitter shut down by the EPA.
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Ben Nov 2
Replying to @mollie @kpk and 2 others
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Ben Nov 2
It says right there on the board what happens if you erase it.
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Ben Nov 1
I’ve been mind mapping to try and figure out if I want to accept a job offer. Unfortunately due to a handwriting error I’m now looking not to “maintain” my familiar comforts, but for a “mountain lifestyle”. Anyone hiring for a product manager in Yosemite?
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Ben Nov 1
Between his glorious, strutting cultural evisceration in the Washington Post and the headline “Post Malone’s Crocks collaboration” in Moments right now, this has been a strong week for me knowing about Post Malone.
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Ben Oct 31
Digging through photos for unrelated reasons and lamenting that I used to put a lot more effort into halloween. Next year I should really find an excuse to break out the soldering iron again.
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Ben Oct 31
Replying to @benward
Fortunately I only need 7 letters and, after a rocky early moment where I briefly concluded I should quit radio forever rather than complete this design exercise, I’m increasingly happy with it. Then I started kerning and… basically I think I just invented ligatures. Send help.
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