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Ben Lamb 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
Note that I did not pay for this service, and the pizza showed up moments ago, which makes for a sub 20 minute delivery anyway.
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Hendo’s Happy Feet 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
What if two people do it... who gets delivered first?
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badbytes 23 Aug 17
Replying to @andy2712 @bennyfactor
That's a Papa Race Condition
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Nude Saint Vitus 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
Papa needs a brand new 10k sq ft expansion to his mansion!!!
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Fake “Unicode.” ↙️ 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
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Ben Lamb 23 Aug 17
Replying to @RealBadbytes @andy2712
this is good work, you two
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Hendo’s Happy Feet 23 Aug 17
I feel like there's a pun in there that went over my head
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Chris Leonowicz 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
Are the real pizzerias closed?
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Oliver 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
Is that real, or is it some net neutrality metaphor?
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ᴅ  ᴏ  ᴡ  ɴ  10 23 Aug 17
Replying to @andy2712 @bennyfactor
The price goes up to $5.99 after the first bid, then 8.99 after the 2nd. (You didn't think this was an auction?)
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Mark J. Blair 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
For an extra $2.99, we guarantee we won't accidentally leave a burning bag of poo on your doorstep! [Add Papa Protection] or [No Thank You]
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AVBodge 23 Aug 17
A race condition is the behavior of a system where the output is dependent on the timing of other uncontrollable events.
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bubba 23 Aug 17
snow crash is real
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Jeff Duda 23 Aug 17
There was a episode recently about the general topic of paying to cut in line.
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Bert Hyman 23 Aug 17
Replying to @andy2712 @bennyfactor
They use your $2.99 to hire a new driver.
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instantchow 23 Aug 17
Just add Papa Semaphore and Papa FIFO, it'll be fine.
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I want a nap 23 Aug 17
Replying to @bennyfactor
Nice pizza you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it on the way to your house.
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