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Ben Jenkins 9h
Replying to @massiveceleb
Oof
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Nicole Silverberg Jun 16
these are the only jokes in like 90% of movies now
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Ben Jenkins 9h
Replying to @tfswebb
I think it’d be best if we just focused on the first tweet
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Ben Jenkins 9h
Replying to @bencjenkins
I’m sorry I just find positivity really hard. In all sincerity congrats on your masters [very softly] of being a clown.
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Ben Jenkins 9h
Replying to @bencjenkins
OF BEING A CLOWN!!!!
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Ben Jenkins 9h
congrats on your masters!
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Ben Jenkins 10h
Replying to @Mesut_Ausil
Shut the hell up!!!!
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Ben Jenkins 10h
Oh no the French found it
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Ben Jenkins 14h
Replying to @tfswebb
Tiger.
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Ben Jenkins 15h
Replying to @tfswebb
The first one because that’s how they did it on Hornblower. Source: Hornblower
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Ben Jenkins 15h
I've been finding myself muttering "c'mon man respect yourself" to my son a lot lately.
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Jennine Khalik 16h
Shocked to find out the man who proudly collects golliwogs and pushed against a prayer room for Muslim AFL players also thinks immigrants from non-Anglo backgrounds are not fit to be security guards at games
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Ben Jenkins 16h
Hmmmm
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Ben Jenkins 18h
I've said this before but we are living through stupider times than when people drank the water they shat in.
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Sally Rugg 20h
Folau can say whatever he likes, esp in private. But the difference between the ‘religious freedom’ to declare the earth was made in 6 days vs gay and trans kids are the work of the devil is the former doesn’t then impact social acceptance and policy settings that keep kids alive
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Ben Jenkins 19h
I’ve run the numbers and, unfortunately, I am Ralph and Martin.
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Ben Jenkins 19h
Replying to @heymermaid
You hate to see it.
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Ben Jenkins 20h
Replying to @heymermaid
If I were on a polar expedition I would simply not become trapped in the ice.
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dan nolan Jun 16
Me before this holiday: ahh some time off I’m going to build and app and learn so much and really get some cool work done Me one second into the holiday: if you make me use a computer I’m going to kill you
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Michael Williams Jun 14
Typical Hey Hey It’s Saturday run sheet -Intro -Intro Kamahl/make fun of him for being foreign -Plucka molests pretty contestant -Dickie Knee, roast Molly for being a poof -Vika & Linda Bull -Red Faces act ‘Mr ChingChong’s wrong song’ (Guest judge Yo-Yo Ma) -Repeat for 25 years
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