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Ben Machell
Writer for The Times. THE UNUSUAL SUSPECT out in June (UK) (US)
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Ben Machell 3h
Replying to @Andr6wMale
I’m so sorry Andrew, thank you for sharing those beautiful photographs of her, I’ll be thinking of you both x
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Ben Machell 3h
Replying to @conroy_bumpus
Good to see a Hurricane too
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Ben Machell 11h
Obsessed with this image. Boomers are insane.
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Ben Machell 25 Oct 17
When you nutmeg your dad in the garden but your mum's there so he's got to just suck it up
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Ben Machell 12h
If this happens and I’m stopped by a police constable at the self-service tills for having a basket of beer and crisps, I’m going to perform a citizen’s arrest on them on suspicion of not being a true legend. I know my rights.
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Ben Machell 17h
Replying to @ben_machell
Long story short: kid has absolutely fuck all gaydar
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Ben Machell 18h
Can’t stop thinking about this very sincere but, not entirely intentionally, *very funny* kids book
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Ben Machell 24h
Replying to @dollyalderton
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Ben Machell Apr 9
Replying to @__Darling_
Think that’s a good idea tbh
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Ben Machell Apr 9
Replying to @BeeBabs
She’s having a real go
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Ben Machell Apr 9
Replying to @bob_smithson
Think the main thing is to buy it
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Replying to @Martin_Hemming
I can get you one for $27.99... mate’s rates 👍
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Replying to @KrisMole
Cheers
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Replying to @harrywalker1
🤪
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Ben Machell Apr 8
The bad news is the book I've been writing is almost certainly going to be put back till next year. The good news is that the US edition has a sick cover.
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Ordering a Nebuchadnezzar of Domestos
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Are Space Marines (Warhammer 40k) virgins?
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Replying to @RobynVinter
It’s great
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Replying to @MattBano1
Wish I could say I wasn’t
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Ben Machell Apr 8
Replying to @RobynVinter
I will always have a massive soft spot for Dig! which I absolutely love
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