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maura quint
Onion contributor, words at New Yorker, Paste, McSweeney's etc. A+ debate recaps. Tax March Exec Director, not a journalist, views my own. quintmaura at gmail
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maura quint 19m
Replying to @jonwurster
nothing to be ashamed about eating all her favorite fruit
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maura quint 22m
Kellyanne Conway's life is just one huge experiment to see how exactly much bullshit a human being can spew before they drown in it
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maura quint 31m
Replying to @TomSteyer
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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maura quint 2h
Replying to @Brandon_Bird
Oh I see, so you think just because Rey's a girl she can't be a Star Wars fan?! Nice, Brandon, reallllllllllll nice, dude.
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maura quint 4h
always fascinating that the 2nd amendment types are so fixated on the "right to bear arms" wording and completely ignore that "well-regulated" part
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maura quint 10h
Replying to @erinwritenow
wut
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maura quint 10h
Replying to @behindyourback
Gonna introduce the NY Times to my mom, get in on this endorsement fever
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maura quint 10h
NY Times: White Woman With Short Sensible Haircut 2020
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Clint Smith 11h
Your annual reminder that Dr. King believed in guaranteed universal basic income that gave all people a dignified life, guaranteed housing for all, guaranteed access to a high quality education, & said that “no one should be forced to live in poverty while others live in luxury.”
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maura quint 11h
Congrats to The NY Times for recognizing how stupid everything is now and matching the zeitgeist.
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maura quint 11h
The NY Times was annoyed they had to pick a candidate instead of being able to just endorse going to brunch again.
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maura quint 11h
when was the sensible time in America to return to? Was that slavery or just pre-civil rights or when women couldn’t vote or the Great Depression, I’m not as wise as The NY Times but I’m just trying to make sure I get this correct.
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maura quint 22h
it doesn't have to be like this, we have the collective power to change this. we really do.
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maura quint 22h
Replying to @lethebook
weird is......... a mild word
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maura quint 22h
all my exes live in hexes
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maura quint 22h
the "I mean I know I won't get it and anyway it's not like it matters" vibe around the ny times endorsement has big prom queen election energy
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maura quint Jan 19
Replying to @piccini9
I’ll eat the ice cream part that didn’t touch the banana
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maura quint Jan 19
Replying to @BarryCrain
It’s one of 3 acceptable pies
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maura quint Jan 19
Replying to @Bdautch
I’m totally fascinated
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maura quint Jan 19
Replying to @GawkerMademe1
Vacation of any level will make and break a whole relationship without question
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